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Abe Goldfarb

Abe Goldfarb

@abegoldfarb

Dirtbag artist and humorless leftist scold. Pronouns: he/him/your lusciousness. Watch my movie, FIRST TIME CALLER!! https://www.amazon.com/First-Time-Caller-Abe-Goldfarb/dp/B0CJ5P5QKR

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my reps: it would probably be good for your career to increase your social media presence my social media presence:

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decided to revisit one of our greatest cultural moments

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Anyone who’s ever heard of billiard legend Van Hammersly

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Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, DC, Marvel, Disney, Pixar, Spielberg, Cameron, Wachowskis, or Ghibli.

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I’ve been a FGF truther since day one. Some of us know art when we see it.

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In honor of STARFIELD coming out on PS5, here’s the role that turned me into a galactic sex symbol: Abe Levitz.

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So “Tilly Norwood” “made” a “music video” and it’s not just noxious AI propaganda, it fucking sucks. Like, this is the best they can do and it fucking sucks. (Screen recorded so as to avoid giving this dogshit any clicks)

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this is an exquisite bit, made only better by the fact that much of the audience is clearly baffled

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additionally:

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these are the sorts of conversations i have at work

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15 year old me thought CABIN BOY was a timeless classic, and now that I am full grown I am forced to admit that I was right

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they just hate to see glip glop winning, smdh

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holy fuck it’s real

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