Abortion Access Front

Who could have predicted that taking a baseball bat to abortion care would ALSO harm care for ALL pregnancy complications? Everyone, everywhere, all at one.

We could rant about the historical lowdown on your down low forever, but here's just a snippet to get you started.

So you got an abortion

What amount of Botox does it take to say “there’s abortions in the water” with a straight face?

These tech giants are gatekeeping repro health information. Like Alexa—this AI-powered traitor will answer any questions about men’s health, but when it comes to uteruses, she’s all like 🙈 🙉 🙊.

Have your hot girl summer anywhere but North Carolina!

When fetuses become people, patients become murderers, and anti-abortion bros become vagilantes. buff.ly/ccDiIFS

🇮🇪Ireland is trying to YUCK OUR YUM The yum in question: abortion access. Earlier this month, Ireland’s parliament, the Dáil, yeeted a reproductive rights amendment bill that would have ABOLISHED the country’s mandatory THREE-DAY waiting period before getting an abortion. bit.ly/3RLLkrM

😡Forced-Birthers Mad Their Dictator Isn’t Dictating Faster Anti-abobo ghouls are FURIOUS that SCOTUS ruled to allow the abortion pill to continue to be mailed while the absurd case against it plays out. buff.ly/KBj90c0

Mifepristone is a global phenomenon that has been out on these streets being safe and effective for DECADES. Since anti-abortion conservatives wanna remix the truth, AAF decided to create the iconic and first ever, all-abortion-pill music group: Mife & the Misotones!

📷 A clinic stalker who makes harassing patients his entire personality posted a now viral video of a patient humbling his loser ass by standing ten toes down for their abortion, proving that even right after your abortion you can be MOTHER. buff.ly/kT0ZAfJ

🚨POD DROP🚨 Threaten Doctors! Win Fabulous prizes! ❗@mojilocks.bsky.social & @lizzwinstead.bsky.social remind y'all that even Memorial Day is stolen history from Black folks. ❗Trump’s grievance slush fund takes clinic harassment from a sexist side hustle to a federally funded full-time gravy train.

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👑Who else has created an abortion pill pop group to sing about the wonders of medication abortion? NO ONE! AAF has taken the all-star combo of mifepristone and misoprostol and formed the first ever, all-abortion-pill music group & international sensation, Mife & the Misotones!

You know shit is bad when a historic abortion-hating prude from the 1800s is LOVING what we’ve done with the place.

Something must be in the water (conservatives would say it’s our literal dissolved abortions) cuz this week was off the rails with abobo news. Catch up before the next week decides to snort a line and out-crazy this one.

We think Mink Stole said it best...

Students for Life were sooooo loud and proud about “working with the EPA” to make sure there was no abortion in the water.

💩The turd they actually dropped: A surveillance tool that collects personal data on pregnant people, amplifies medical misinformation, and pushes users to anti-abortion fake clinics that lie, harm, and coerce people out of abortion.

But for now: Bye, bitch. 👋

But apparently, he wasn’t working at the speed of an authoritarian, so he’s out. We’ll pour one out (into our mouths) for this exit, but we’re not getting out the nice champagne. Cuz the conception clown parade is surely lining up another misogynist minion to take his place as we speak.

The Abortion AF crew has some thoughts about the term “underbabied.”

HEY SCOTUS- What in the gaslighting our freedom shit is this? The Supreme Court has us on our last nerve. They ruined our weekend as we waited for a ruling on abortion pills, then 🤷‍♂️’d us by deciding to wait til THURSDAY. This isn’t rescheduling an oil change, it’s our friggin' lives. C’MON, man!

SPOILER: MY UTERUS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU 🗣️ The one & only RaeShanda Lias is HERE! The Digital Creator & Diversity Advocate joins to fill our joy cups up by making us laugh, reminding us that Black queer love is thriving, yapping about clapping back online, her new podcast, & dragging RFK Jr.

On this week's #FeministBuzzkills podcast, @Mojilocks.bsky.social and @Lizz.bsky.social drop some gnarly details about Trump’s secret service detail and his involvement in a disgustingly “sticky” situation. 🎧Listen now where you pod!

🚨POD DROP 🚨 SHENANIGANS AT THE 5TH CIRCUS COURT ❗OBGYN PA-C @NikkiVinck.bsky.social joins @Mojilocks.bsky.social and @lizzwinstead to break down EVERYTHING you need to know about the latest attack on medication abortion

💥 Head to @plancpills.bsky.social for the most up-to-date info and resources on all things abortion pills.

💊 Misoprostol is another pill in the abortion pill regimen, and it is WIDELY available online AND THROUGH THE MAIL. It’s safe and effective on its own, but tends to come with stronger cramping and a more intense experience than when paired with mifepristone.

In the meantime, REMEMBER: 💊 Telehealth access to Mifepristone has been federally RESTORED until 5PM on May 11th. 💊 Mifepristone is still and always will be SAFE.

✨ 30 seconds of HOPE from Nikki Sapiro Vinckier RE: Abortion pills ✨ Meet misoprostol, the abortion pill you can take in conjunction with mifepristone OR misoprostol is safe to take ALONE for a self-managed abortion. Take a deep breath & remember: abortion pills are still safe, effective, & here.

💊 Misoprostol is widely available online and CAN be used for an at-home abortion. It’s safe and effective on its own, but tends to come with stronger cramping and a more intense experience than when paired with mifepristone. 💥Head to @plancpills.bsky.social for the most up-to-date info.

⚠️ EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT WHAT'S HAPPENING WITH THE ABORTION PILL MIFEPRISTONE ⚠️ 💊 Telehealth access to Mifepristone has been federally RESTORED until 5PM on May 11th. 💊 Mifepristone is still and always will be SAFE. buff.ly/JOhr04t

🗣️ALEXA, play the new episode of #FeministBuzzkills so I can primal scream with my abobo besties From Tennessee's AG CANCELING a lawsuit challenging Tennessee’s near-total abortion ban, to some weirdo fuckery spewing out of Wyoming - we called in some serious backup to deliver the funnies.

This is NOT a drill - it’s scary out here. 🖕🧊 Our earholes got blessed this week as Moji sat down with the Executive Director of the Latina Institute, Lupe M. Rodríguez!

🚨POD DROP 🚨 WARM WET HOLE ❗Bible humper Russell Brand is on @Mojilocks.bsky.social & @Lizzwinstead.bsky.social 💩list ❗Lupe M. Rodríguez of the Latina Institute on immigrant 🤝reproductive justice & combatting stigmas