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Tim Walz Talks "Butthole Tape" On Alien Super Show

Gov. Tim Walz on Sen. John Kennedy calling Kamala Harris a "woketopus": "You think he does that and then he tells his interns and they tell him it's funny? People laugh at my jokes because they have to because I'm the governor, and I'm worried when you get done, they're like, 'what a dumbass.'"

TIM WALZ: Abolish the electoral college, abolish the senate, do gerrymandering, pack the court

Tim Walz on Trump scandals: "We just kind of move on. And look, I'm guilty of this. For me, it's like if somebody even looks halfway normal, I'm like, 'yeah, I can find common ground with them. They may be psychotic, totalitarian, but maybe there's some common ground.' We have got to quit that."

Tim Walz doing mystery science theater but for fox news

Tim Walz is joining team "Fuck A.I."

Wil Wheaton sci-fi-checks Republican rep. Tim Burchett using the bible to explain UFOs

wil wheaton: isnt this a megans law violation

Obama: I'd love a Republican Party that wasn't constantly tapping into our worst impulses, and there has been a Republican Party like that in the past and I want to see that return @wilwheaton.net: wtf are you talking about

Fox News: "The problem is teens and young adults from ages 15 to 19, the fertility rate is down 7%." ???

CNBC: how should an investor process the annihilation of a civilization? is there upside or downside?

Pete Hegseth’s God of War does it again— with @katiephang.bsky.social from our upcoming episode this weekend on @meidastouch.com Also please vote for us to win a Webby here: wbby.co/57565N

JD Vance thinks NATO is our enemy and aliens are demons. Also: Vote to win us a webby! vote.webbyawards.com/PublicVoting...

hegseth is in charge of the pentagooning

CORY BOOKER: There are really good Senate Republicans who privately tell me what's wrong JUST TELL UYS FUCL<KING WHO JESUHSC C YUFKMICN CHRIST

"Should we have a compulsory military or volunteer obligation in this country?" GAVIN NEWSOM: I think we have to look at ways we can frame a responsibility to serve for a year, six months, minimum year. 18 months.

Someone else’s confidential medical information 🤝 Trump’s spewing mouth

Imagine your drunk dad saying people died for you to distract from the Epstein files

The Hormuzic Man (1957)

FLASHBACK to Sen. Markwayne Mullin saying he likes to bite dudes

Newsmax officially predicted "WAR OVER SOON" and the media refuses to cover it

bovino is gone but his voice still plays at 1.5x speed in our hearts

mystery science theater 3000 reviews the new film by republican senator tim burchett WOKEATOPIA

we got the mystery science theater 3000 guys who all live in minneapolis to watch the news with us and they had a lot to say about "tom homan's new tone"

Newsmax to Catholic Bishops: STAY IN YOUR LANE Ft. @underthedesknews.bsky.social on @meidastouch.com

these people really are just fucking losers

Mike Johnson made a point to see Portland’s naked bike ride… Ft: @katmabu.bsky.social

40 is the new 14 if you’re a “Young Republican”… Ft: Congressional Candidate IL-09 @katmabu.bsky.social

sure you've seen the kat/newsnation ICE interview but have you seen @katmabu.bsky.social watching the kat/newsnation ICE interview

ATTENTION 🫡 code red is back, baby! With @tiffanydcross.bsky.social on @meidastouch.com

TAPPER (showing Ron Johnson the sombrero video): Are you comfortable with your party leader posting things like this? RON JOHNSON: I honestly haven't seen it, don't know what you're talking about can we stop putting these fucking mendacious freaks on TV already

please stop reporting on our secret medbed technology it is not for you

Saikat Chakrabarti's theory on how Trump admin does fascism by inoculating us with shocking events that prompt backlash and reversals, then they wait and do it again when there won't be backlash

Saikat: People are really frustrated with how the Democrats are reacting in this moment @saikatforcongress.bsky.social on @aliensupershow.bsky.social @meidastouch.com

Brian Kilmeade shares his own “modest proposal” for solving the unhoused crisis before being forced to apologize… only after his extra hot take went viral

We all know Trump hates sharing the spotlight, bet he wishes Epstein was still alive so he could fire him

Trump replied last week, “No, no” to being asked if he’s worried that’s he’s in the Epstein files… good to know he’s not stressing today’s news! w/ Dem candidate for US Senate @mallorymcmorrow.bsky.social

US Senate candidate Mallory McMorrow: Cuomo has ridden the subway as many times as someone who lives in Michigan

Michigan Senate candidate @mallorymcmorrow.bsky.social watches the O'Reilly malfunction clip

US Senate candidate Mallory McMorrow shamelessly PANDERS to alien super show

Trump just can’t bury Epstein…

GOP wants “Family Month” instead of Pride… Alien Super Show on @meidastouch.com w/ @zzdoublezz.bsky.social

Cuomo’s take on Cuomo: Vote for Cuomo because Cuomo With guest @zzdoublezz.bsky.social on @meidastouch.com

MAGA has entered their “prosperity politics” era On @meidastouch.com with @kyliebrakeman.bsky.social

did they not vet the lyrics for this banger before CPAC Riyadh

Cash Bonus “Birth Encouragement”? guest: Beth Stelling on @meidastouch.com

Art of the Sub Deal? New ep with Eugene Mirman on @meidastouch.com

Fox News Sheriff thinks anyone who scratches a Tesla should be…CANED?? Guest: Milana Vayntrub on Alien Super Show on @meidastouch.com

Homan: due process only when convenient with @margaretcho.bsky.social

The Signalgate spin was just offensive… With @margaretcho.bsky.social on @meidastouch.com

Anyone else getting “sucked in”? @margaretcho.bsky.social on Alien Super Show on @meidastouch.com

trump: nbc is discredited nbc: thank you sir we love you sir

mehdi hasan on elon: imagine having infinite money and not eradicating malaria just for your own ego

if democrats were trying to important voters THEY WOULD HAVE DONE IT

Trump staffers… behold your future

Should Dems “roll over and play dead”?

New drinking game just dropped @cassiewillson.bsky.social

maybe he's born-again with it

elon went away

The party of reiterating and formalizing

Trump: We’ll own Gaza GOP: Today is Opposite Day!

Chaos is strategy @andyrichter.co @meidastouch.com

official alien super show announcement: we will be hosting the Chuck Toddcast, must credit alien super show

Flashback to when Trump’s official campaign partner, Charlie Kirk, and his posse of mid bois attacked Black pilots and Black professionals… this racist bs is a core tenet of the Trump administration

flashback to when karoline leavitt was a newsmax psycho (not an official white house psycho) and reporters tried to pair her with gen z congressman @maxwellfrost.bsky.social

congress is a fox news studio now

Checks and balances but without the check and also the balance

SWALWELL: if MTG sees me out at a restaurant she’s like f*ck, you, Swalwell… Behind the scenes of week 1 with @ericswalwell.bsky.social @meidastouch.com

What do you gift the guy who has EVERYTHING?? Episode ft. @ericswalwell.bsky.social landed on @meidastouch.com

SoooOo… how is everyone doing this week? @ericswalwell.bsky.social on Alien Super Show on @meidastouch.com

swalwell used us as a beta test for his zinger?!?

real official congressman US rep eric swalwell on real official news interview program alien super show

Gaetz on MTG: I’ve seen the nurturing side of you