listen: SHOOT YOUR SHOT!!

Nah. This valid. You should clear a probationary period before a wedding.

Listen. I think the ONLY reason the statistics didn't show more of us voting for 47 is becuase a lot of the men have "political ideas" but don't actually vote. There are no lies here.

Planthony!

Listen to the POEM!

Y'all talk about violence in Chicago? Watch this murder. (no one was actually harmed in this video)

"Don't ask why some of your people have Irish last names..."

"Point me in the direction of the kafunda. Wake me up at midnight to beat up a man." Times up, fellas. Sis'nem done had it. New business model just dropped.

This is me.

Hard day. This is a Google I needed. Hope you laugh, too

“Congress should direct money to urgent needs, not to unsafe and lawless immigration enforcement.” - Greg Chen, Senior Director of Government Relations for @aila.org.

The U.S. launched strikes on military targets in Iran after Iranian forces attacked U.S. Navy destroyers transiting the Strait of Hormuz. #Iran #Hormuz #Geopolitics #Oil #Trump

Nothing to see here, just Russian drone that got stuck in trees while trying to attack Kyiv. Casual Tuesday in Ukraine

Security must be designed from the beginning rather than added later as a patchwork solution. Tom Hollingsworth explains how treating security as a foundational design principle leads to stronger, more resilient platforms. #TFDTakeaways #XFD15 #Cybersecurity #SecurityByDesign

Silencing free speech kills democracy. They’re trying! We cannot allow conservative media companies with a disinformation agenda like Sinclair and Nexstar to dominate our public discourse. #EndSinclair #EndNexstar #BrendanCarr #FCC #MediaConsolidation #Sinclair #Nexstar #FirstAmendment #USPol

All we asked was three little words. 🇺🇸 Happy Memorial Day... right? RIGHT? (Most of us said it. One didn't.) 🚨 #MemorialDay #HappyMemorialDay #OfficeLife #OfficeHumor #DarkComedy #Funny #Unhinged #HorrorShort

Good morning all you amazing critters and welcome to a thrilling Thursday, change is frightening, take it in small steps, and it will be amazing.

On Monday night, a deal between transit officials and five labor unions ended the strike that shut down the Long Island Rail Road.

I've got some things to do this morning so I set my alarm for 530am. My alarm, Milo, 🐈‍⬛️ didn't let me down. 😺 #CatsOfBlueSky #CatsAreFamily

#OnThisDay 1967 Waterloo Sunset by The Kinks released Off the album Something Else the single was their first recorded in Stereo and it reached No2 in the UK Ray Davies performed the song at the closing ceremony of London 2012 100% vinyl mix👇 www.mixcloud.com/The_Vinyl_Ar...

@sherrydrauniam.bsky.social @listentothyself.bsky.social WELL, IT'S "NO MORE" THURSDAY ACROSS TRUMPFUCKISTAN AMERICA #NoKings #NoDictators #NoPedoPresidents #2026Bitches #ProtestThePresident #TrumpEpsteinPedoCoverUp

Let's rock! 🎸 Prince 💜 with his first live performance of 'Dreamer', on The Tonight Show in 2009.

Good Friday!! Our KRAKEN truck is $82 from reaching 60%!! We can easily achieve this today! Goal: 500 000 ₴ (~11746$) Progress: 296 396₴(~6704$) PayPal: PayPal.me/loislanefella ( in comments “1336” please) send.monobank.ua/jar/5vHPeJR5hB #NAFOarticle3 #DonateToUkraine #FNDRUA #FridayFriday

OH MY FUCKING GOD!!! POISONRANA TO THE FLOOR!!! 😱 #AEWDoN

Opened the game to play, spent 20 minutes on the fit like your avatar had a hot date, and now you need a break 😮‍💨🎮 Same energy applies IRL. If the fit matters in game, it matters IRL. 👕👟 Tap link in bio to shop the Gaming Collection 🔥 #gaming #streetwear #gamingfashion #fitcheck

Oil Tasters "My Girlfriend's Ghost" 1981 youtu.be/08pCqQzDp0Q?... (you could easily adapt a scarier movie than Obsession from this song)

Here's why Ukrainians are so good with their drones: they tame them with a lot of love and patience. Also: three years of war. A domestic industry. Operators learning in real time. But yes. Mostly love and patience.☺️😜 Support link is in our Bio.

"On est en train de créer une sorte d'ingénierie des négociations", explique Fares Boueiz concernant les pourparlers entre le Liban et Israël. ▶️L'ancien ministre libanais des Affaires étrangères était l'invité de Stéphanie Antoine sur #france24

Singer D4vd will be charged with capital murder for allegedly killing a teenage girl whose dismembered and decomposing body was found in the trunk of his Tesla at a Hollywood tow yard, according to the District Attorney's Office.

Day 399 – Running every day for the rest of my life to improve my mental health (5.02 km) 🎵 harmxny, prod. Rollie – forgive me if u can #forgivemeifyoucan #harmxny #rollie #emowave #sadtrap #runningtherapy #runningstreak #dailypractice #innerwork #mentalhealth #love #guilt #running #fitness #thing

Boston é un lugar pa tudu algen. Sabe bus direitus y djuda mante bus komunidadi siguru. Atxa más informason na miracoalition.org/KYR.

Also in Kyiv.

A year ago Island Line services from Ryde Pier to Shanklin restarted after we repaired and refurbished the historic pier. 🌊 🚉 The line reopened four days early so #IsleofWight residents and visitors could enjoy it over the early May bank holiday: 👉 https://bit.ly/4374V80

The video that'll make EVERYONE feel old. I apologise in advance 😜🐾💜 with @kalikhusky.bsky.social twitch.tv/dexterdownunde… twitch.tv/kalik_husky/

#c4news Reform UK Ltd's Nigel Farage mocked Keir Starmer for receiving free glasses, but failed to tell the Electoral Commission that he bagged a 5 million pound freebie from a crypto ghoul. And now he's chickening out of TV interviews. The man is a fraud.

RP• @malyndahale This is why women say the bear. EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.

Sony reports losses on Marathon

Short on time? Enjoy fresh-baked cookies? Great go-to recipe for the holidays! Recipe at lizellyn.com/2025/12/07/s...

This morning, Brian Fitzpatrick, a REPUBLICAN member of Congress, has officially begun the process of undoing Dumb Donald’s weaponization fund.🔥 Also, that should be his new nickname - DUMB DONALD - in honour of his new favourite toddler word - dumocrat.

Soldiers took down the Palestinian flag from the pole in Tzurif village, Hebron.

Some vacations feel different the second you arrive 🏖️🍸 Palace Resorts combine beautiful beachfront locations, elevated all-inclusive experiences, incredible pools, and the kind of atmosphere that makes slowing down feel easy Worth a closer look - tinyurl.com/5n79wkva #nonrev #aviation #PERXDeals

Michael Tracey is upset about Conan O'Brien's joke about the U.K. arresting p*dophiles at the Oscars, he claims it will only make people think America has powerful p*dophiles facing zero consequences.

The free press is under attack, and monopolizing mergers like the Warner Bros-Paramount deal will further reduce trust and independence in media. This will increase CEO profits while hurting creators and consumers alike. #BlockTheMerger

#Κοζάνη: δεινός κολυμβητής αποδείχθηκε ένα #ζαρκάδι #Kozani: a keen swimmer turned out to be a #roe deer #Greece #Ελλάδα

Episode 15 is out! Dear AI, Please Do My Thinking (but not all of it) With @annetrager.com & @fabriceneuman.fr The impact of hyper-personalized AI: Will it make us softer or allow us to focus on what truly matters? humanpulsepodcast.com/dear_ai_plea... #AI #Leadership #Resilience #PersonalGrowth

A simple ritual for radiant skin 🌾💧 Rice water may help brighten tone, refine pores, and reduce oil when used daily. #SkincareTips #NaturalGlow #BeautyRoutine #HealthySkin #HealCity #HomeRemedies #NaturalRemedies

ELC Executive Director @bob-kim.bsky.social explains the harmful federal voucher program passed by Congress in July 2025. This scheme is part of the Trump administration’s ongoing efforts to undermine public education. States must not opt in. #vouchers #publiceducation #teacher #OBBBA #schoolchoice

Watch Hillary stand up for her position to protect the people of Ukraine, in the face of a condescending right wing Czech politician! This is how a strong leader presents herself! She would have been a great president!

dimanche : fête des mères sévères (comme disait Jacques Lacan) tag : maman ne rigole pas avec le respect, une mère ferme dans un corps qui l'est moins #fetedesmeres #education #children #psychology

Lost and alone, solve an ancient mystery and escape a decaying cybercity with only your paws to guide you. See the world through the eyes of a cat in Stray, available meow on Nintendo Switch 2: https://ninten.do/6012vZ5Mi

URGENT. Le vice président américain J.D. Vance a annoncé dimanche 12 avril 2026 ne pas être parvenu à un accord avec la République islamique d’#Iran à Islamabad et qu’il rentrait par conséquent avec sa délégation à Washington.

+20$ 💙 +50$ 💛 💰 $2'276 (26%) collected so far! 😍 Thank you, dear all! 💓 📡 $1'649 To Go for funding long-term surveillance system that will boost our unmanned forces' reconnaissance capabilities up to 30km deep ✌️

CNN released footage from a Ukrainian long-range drone command center 🇺🇦💪 PRISMA displays UAV routes and target data processed by AI in real time. The system reportedly allows operators to manage thousands of drones simultaneously over russian territory #Ukraine #War #UkrainianDrone #Drone

Joctyė gets her right back, stonewalling the Salaün drive late in the shot clock... with Laeticia Amihere, switching into the low defender role, getting in on the help as well.

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH I AM BISEXUAL AND I LOVE MEN AND I LOVE WOMEN AND I LOVE EVERYONE GRAGHHHH

East Sussex County Council are looking for a visionary leader who combines technical expertise with strategic, service focused insight, and a deep understanding of people and culture, to become their new Chief Digital Information Officer. For more, please visit www.faerfield.co.uk/eastsussex

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And now for some Starlink gameplay for no reason.

On May 26, Tom Homan stated kidnapped immigrants would be force-fed "if it gets bad enough." #DelaneyHall #HumanRights

Hello June! Let’s make this a season of glow, gratitude, and good energy.