The peace that is born out of apathy sometimes > > >
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Wondering how oomf pays their bills
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3 missed calls from Grandma when I got out of work… I got scared but she just wanted to tell me her basement flooded and we can’t go for lunch this weekend 😪
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35 minutes late for work and now my computah won’t connect to the internet
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So now we’re making rock music.
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Your toothbrush last night
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Me confronting Liz McGraw for attempted (and failed) God Ellen endings
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Scooby begging for a “bite” of Shaggy’s sandwich after Shaggy said he wanted to eat lunch alone
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The evil nasty side of Liz’s spirit coming out this episode #RHORI
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#thefarmsaturdays
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Newly obsessed with opening the windows in the morning and letting the lovely cool air in
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Eddiebell activations are commencing
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Last one in the office doing overtime since I don’t have plans, a partner, or a family
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All black shades on.
Put that rev on.
Revolution.
FLICK THAT FLICK THAT.
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@parkermolloy.com
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Can’t stop listening to this terrible song
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Finding out Hannah Berner is actually kinda famous after her horrid tenure on Summer House
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Putting salmon in the air fryer because it’s a no mess affair #happy
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Gays talking about washing their hair once a week … I know that scalp fucken REEKS!
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And you’ve been known to live a lie
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Bring your love.
Cuz you can. not. shake. me.
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They didn’t give us what we wanted so we are returning the favor
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Gossip circle and draggings at work about upper management for the past 45 minutes
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Took an edible I don’t really give a fuck
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#beenthere
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My battery is completely depleted from a full day of being the gay guy project manager of the work social committee
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Butter chicken for dinner paired with Summer House season 5
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And my faustian bargain was a 40 minute question right after getting back
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When my last memory was headlights getting brighter and a semi-truck horn blaring and I open my eyes to Angela Lansbury and Whitney Houston surrounded in glowing white light and ushering me towards them
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For my Teena lovers 💜🙌🏻 here she is at breakfast yesterday and yes I mowed the grass after this 🙄
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Being on the work social committee and everyone wants answers from me regarding our pizza lunch and planned activities tomorrow
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“You’re embærrassing 🥴…at your OWN place!” making Ashley cry and spiral again after being foolish oh God Ellen the woman that you are
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Catching up on bluesky leftovers good morning everyone 🙌🏻😹
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Guys I need a shower. Like bad.
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Mmmm you bet!
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Sorry it was just too good to not use
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It’s amazing to be among friends 🤩
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Clocking in for voluntary paid overtime Saturday shift because I need money
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Feels so feels so feels so good to daaaance again
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So there’s this mass collective healing going on currently
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Love you right
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Chatting down with antisocial coworker on g chat who never comes to the office and seemingly hates everyone. Come here lady this is a safe space for single working mothers and full time lovers, part time haters!
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Yup there’s a lot of aggressive attention seeking that needs to be worked out in therapy IMO and then your regular crowd of misery seekers. Good thing is we don’t accept disrespect from either group
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Liking salty @bigmomjeans.bsky.social anti-Charli posts because of his Tayllegiance like am I not supposed to be thoroughly entertained
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Looking good honey 😍💜🙌🏻
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Me when you post
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Oooh OOH ooh, oooooh ooooohhh
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Strobe lights make everrrythinggg….
Sexxxieerrrr 😘
