Eric Jacobson

I know that #Trump sucks because everyone in his cabinet told us so.

#Trump: "I've ended eight wars, and soon to be a ninth. It could be ten. I don't think a president has ended one war." Reality: This professional dick-tugger not only ended zero wars, he also added one to the mix.

The #Trump administration sucks at gaslighting us just as much as they do at the actual governing they’re trying to gaslight us about.

This is the crowd to see James Talarico tonight in #MAGA candidate, Ken Paxton’s home county in #Texas:

The only economic "accomplishment" that #Trump can honestly take credit for is ruining the best post-Covid economy in the world, on behalf of foreign interests.

There are three types of Americans: those who call #Trump an alpha male, those who call him a bigot, and those who can read between the lines every time he's around a celebration like #America250 ...or Pride Month.

Peter Thiel moved to Argentina when he should have moved into the Führerbunker.

On that point, Jeff Bezos is not a rocket scientist.

I don't care if some people think that two dudes giving each other CTE is a sport worth watching, but #Trump hosting a #UFC event at the White House is something that white trash spending other people's money would do.

Dear #MAGA, Stop "taking arrows" for #Trump like betas and start demanding some actual work on your behalf from PUBLIC SERVANTS, like leftist alphas do. Y'all fundamentally misunderstand how democracy works, then wonder how and why he did you dirty.

Protestors in Naples, Italy have unfurled a giant shroud bearing the names of 18,457 Palestinian children killed by Israel’s genocidal war on Gaza...

Anyone who's read the terms of the deal with #Iran has been rumored to confirm that everyone #Trump has sent has handled themselves like its the first time doing foreign policy negotiations.

#Trump had his Hollywood Walk of Fame star upgraded by some locals recently. It's been like this for about a week now.

#Trump gives his fellow #Epstein Island pedophile, Kevin Warsh, a job...

#Trump rushes back to White House. ⚫ Weekend golf plans scrapped. ⚫ Top officials cancel holiday plans. ⚫ ‘US preparing new strikes against #Iran’ per CBS. ⚫ Iran’s army READY for ‘enemy foolishness’ per Tasnim.

Your friendly reminder that Reagan OR #Trump, separately, have added more to the national #debt than Clinton, Obama AND Biden, combined.

Fox News is reusing the same "expert guests" to spread #MAGA propaganda again, but they've stepped it up on the "disguises"...

JD Vance admits that it's not just #Trump doing the insider trading, but all of his advisors as well.

JD Vance calls for getting rid of #MAGA in the U.S. government: "If you want to rebuild the American dream for the next generation, vote against the crazy leadership in Washington DC"

When that Chinese K hits... 👀

At least the locals who beat the shit outta him for throwing the rock received a commendation from the local legislature...