Cinema Strikes Back

The trick is to eventually retire and become a golf course ninja

I’m back and forth on whether this or Vampire Hunter D Bloodlust is Kawajiri’s masterpiece, I think Bloodlust is technically a better movie and it’s beautiful, but Ninja Scroll may be the MOST movie a human can physically make with the current limitations of science

Also, the Neo Indian Gundam fighter is a straight up Jimmy Wang Yu level freakazoid/stereotype. I mean, it’s objectively terrible, but also astoundingly ludicrously OTT hilarious, like much of this show. My dude has green skin like a snake. #AniMay

the actual amount of time I’ve actually spent internally and externally debating this fundamentally unimportant question over the past couple decades 😆 my brain is silly