KJ/Gokuzard, Pastor of the Church of the Waifu Goddesses

QTP with a female character you love!

"what was your biggest impact on the internet" Uh......... women.

Good morning, everyone. 💖💖💖

Good night, everyone. 💖💖💖

Sonic, read the f**king room!

Cutscene starts right as the singing starts! 🤣

The ultimate New Game+ moment is taking out most of the final boss' HP in less than 30 seconds. Then again, Supreme was already a disappointment.

He did the meme!

This game made Chaos' rampage in SA1 make more sense. He just wanted his ancestors' $h!t back.

The worst "barely missed it" moment.

So that happened.

Why did I go that far? 😑

WHY DID I GO THAT WAY?!

I was literally right there!

I was doing so well in this level and then this happened. 😑

I mean, probably more so than Orbot, Cubot or the Greek alphabet.

To the surprise of absolutely nobody.

As if the mysterious voice in Sonic's head wasn't suspicious enough.

TWICE?!

I love misinputting. 😑

F**king laser jumpscare.

You can't be serious.

Sick save by m- never mind.

Welcome to Getting Over It with Sonic the Hedgehog!

First off, I know Sonic doesn't logic much, but the mysterious disembodied voice just now mentioning the towers is a bit suspicious. Secondly, you're not wrong.

So playing pinball caused a volcanic eruption. Somehow.

Ah, yes. The path looks like it'll take me where I need to go, but it takes me nowhere. Sick game design, Sega. 😑

I hate this minigame.

"Tails is useless" arguments pre-Frontiers in a nutshell.

Somehow, I lived.

I am such a stupid sometimes.

Oh, and this isn't a desperate situation?

New Game+ moment.

I love how they use Tails doing absolutely nothing during Forces as character development.

Bruh.

I was so scared. 😥

How was I not aligned in a 2D segment? 😑

See a lesbian Post a lesbian My autistic daughter and her goddess gf.

Good morning and happy #WaifuWednesday! 💖💖💖

Good night, everyone. 💖💖💖

I mash A instead of B for 1 second and the game says no. 😑

Half its health bar in under 10 seconds. New Game+ is hilarious sometimes.

Well, that's one way to do it.

I dunno, feeling lonely doesn't feel like Knuckles, even after SA2. What happened to "Unlike the rest, been independent since my first breath"?

Who at Sega decided this was a good idea? 😑

Suddenly, Adventures of Sonic.

50 is child's play.

Everytime Sony makes another live service:

What happened with the camera here?

Giganto was already half dead before the chorus even hit! New Game+ is hilarious sometimes.

A mistake may be the right word, in this case.

First miniboss dead in less than 30 seconds. New Game+ is definitely something.

Good morning and happy #TifaTuesday! 💗💗💗

Good night, everyone. 💗💗💗

Hope you enjoy your stay, complete with shameless simping and unhinged screaming about my interests! But if you want slightly less wholesome and MUCH more spice, then I'll point you to my alt, @cyntifa-again.bsky.social WARNING: VERY NSFW! 🔞🔞🔞 Have a nice day. ☺️ (7/7)

Here's my Twitter highlights thread, because why not? (6/?) bsky.app/profile/cynt...

Also, I have a website where I ramble about video games even more. gokuzard.wordpress.com Here's a link to a thread of all my lists so far. (5/?) bsky.app/profile/cynt...

Here's a new waifu thread for this year. (4/?) bsky.app/profile/cynt...

Here's a media thread for this year. (3/?) bsky.app/profile/cynt...

Good morning, everyone. 💖💖💖

Good night, everyone. 💗💗💗

QTP with a female anime character you love ❤️

Drop something Blue 💙

Feel free.

Almost time for monthly Cynthia spam! 👀👀👀

Totally didn't forget to update this thread lol. Anyway, New Waifu of 2026 #4: Rosalinde (Unicorn Overlord) Sweet, caring, protective, but also adorably silly and teasing!

Post something that is random, just because.

No. I insist. Tease me more. 💖💖💖

#1: Rosalinde Yeah, to the surprise of nobody, but she's just as sweet and caring as her sister, but also adorably silly and teasing.

#2: Berengaria Super protective tsundere and also carried me through a lot of the game.