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David Bixenspan

David Bixenspan

@davidbix

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Go, baby go-go We're right behind you Go baby go-go Yeah we're looking at you Go baby go-go Aw we're right behind you GO BABY GO BABY Yeah, we're right behind you Go baby, go baby Oh, were right behind you GO BABY GO BABY Yeah, we're looking at you GO BABY GO BABY Oh, were right behind you

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"FOR TONY SCHIAVONE! FOR TAZ! FOR EXCALIBUR! FIX YOUR HEARTS OR *DIE*!!!!!! *THIS* IS ALL ELITE WRESTLING!!!!!" - @shutupexcalibur.bsky.social #AEWDynamite

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Rey Mysterio is a genius in France.

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Oh my GOD. That poor fucker. (h/t @Peps_Wrestling on X, The Everything App)

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😬

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oh dear I found the clip

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In which @brandonthurston.bsky.social continues to be undefeated at booting the grime of this world in the crotch, dear.

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🙄

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Clearing stuff off of my computer and had this saved for some reason.

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BRODY KING WINS FATALITY #AEWDynamite CC @maffewgregg.bsky.social

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TOASTY! #AEWDynamite CC @maffewgregg.bsky.social

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But how many apartment buildings does Shibata own? How many shopping centers? #AEWCollision

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AND WE LOVE IT! #AEWDynamite

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AND WE LOVE IT!

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I made some video art to celebrate the NJPW news. "You have the chance to get your revenge on every one of them, AND YOU DO A FUCKING DRAGON-IN?!? Is this some kind of joke to you, huh? Listen, you NUMBNUT! If you don't want to take this serious, go to fucking DDT! You can do all this shit there!"

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What's the next big pro wrestling story to break today? Something newly catastrophic at Triller? Kevin Knight explains his actions? El Grande Americano saves a drowning puppy? Someone does A FUCKING DRAGON-IN?!?!?

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Actually @maffewgregg.bsky.social this is better, use this whenever you're up to Botchamaniaing again, brother dude jack.

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ay @maffewgregg.bsky.social

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I forgot this happened on the Raw after the first #AEWDoN (7 years ago tomorrow): “You could ask me anything. You could have asked me about AEW!" OH SNAP SAMI ZAYN IS SHOOTING SHOOTY SHOOT SHOOT DICK FLAIR, HA-HA

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Video from @TheJoeFerro on X, The Everything App: They shot the #AEWDoN bus crash spot live in a spot that was visible from the stands in one of the sections directly next to an open air opening. (I don't know what else you'd call it.)

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7 years ago at #AEWDoN 2019, @refaubrey.bsky.social shows composure way beyond her years in the wrestling business and saves the finishing sequence of the joshi trios match.

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7 years ago today at @allelitewrestling.com's debut show, #AEWDoN 2019, we were all Jimmy Lloyd when BRET THE HITMAN HART showed up to unveil the AEW Men's World Championship belt.

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7 years ago today at the first #AEWDoN: The Young Bucks defeat the Lucha Bros. to retain the most important (and only) titles in AEW, the AAA Campeonatos de Parejas belts.

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7 years ago today at the inaugural #AEWDoN: The far superior instrumental version of "Battle Cry" plays Kenny Omega to the ring for the main event.

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7 years ago today: The first ever @allelitewrestling.com show, #AEWDoN 2019 in Las Vegas, is capped off by the surprise debut of Jon Moxley, who was just 5 wks removed from his last WWE match. Just an insanely electric moment live and I'm not sure any video fully does it justice, but here's mine.

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TFW beach balls #AEWDoN

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'TIL THE FEARLESS COME AND THE ACT IS DONE A LOVE LIKE BLOOD, A LOVE LIKE BLOOD 'TIL THE FEARLESS COME AND THE ACT IS DONE A LOVE LIKE BLOOD, A LOVE LIKE BLOOD #AEWDoN

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I NEED A REPLICA OF THE PAUL WILLIAMS LOOKALIKE MUPPET AND I NEED IT NOW

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Some would argue that Vince McMahon unequivocally defending the application of the WWF drug testing policy to Wade Keller as it pertains to individuals like those big, tough hombres Razor Ramon and the Ultimate Warrior is one of the all-time great collections of Vince-isms.

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"It was real as far as the takedown goes, but everything after that was, 'I'm ready, let's go home.' It was one of those types of deals. If you go back and watch it and study it, you're going to come to the same conclusion that I'm saying right now."

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"You're GREEN and you don't know HOW to wrestle! The only thing you know how to do, brother, is to pull them britches down and put them STEROIDS in that BOOTY!" RIP Phil Hickerson.

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"I FEEL UPSET LET'S DO SOME CELEBRATIN' 'CAUSE EVERY TIME I SEE YOUR DICK I SEE HER CUNT IN MY BED 'CAUSE EVERY TIME I SEE YOUR DICK I SEE HER CUNT IN MY BED" Concerts need more of this kind of variety.

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Your latest timeline cleanse, brought to you by Shirley Manson explaining the early Garbage fight over how to pronounce "girl" in "Stupid Girl."

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"I think he's got a great face, I think he's got sexuality, charm..." "I think he'll be Denzel's pal. I don't think he'll be Denzel." Beyond the Mat is a great collection of STUFF even if it's not exactly a coherent end to end documentary.

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HOW'S IT GOING, EVERYBODY, IT'S BEYOND THE MAT!

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Excuse me, my actual favorite part of Beyond the Mat may be disgraceful small-time huckster Vince McMahon thinking a fisherman buster was a botched fisherman's suplex.

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My personal favorite part of Beyond the Mat is when Vince Russo instructs Sable to sell a back injury like death and then we see a clip of her amazing selling prowess.

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Disgraceful small-time huckster Vince McMahon really thought he had something in Beyond the Mat with that "we make movies" shit and his dramatic water swilling.

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The Harley Cameron discourse keeps reminding me of this.

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This is basically just the single dad cat video from the Last Week Tonight segment about AI slop. But with the Gingerbread Man.

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