Natürliche Selektion?

Long Island Iceteas und das Touri-Bespassungsprogramm das letzte Mal ausnutzen. Also zumindest die Cocktails und Shots. 😅😅😅😅 Morgen dann bestimmt Checkout und Transfer verpennen. Wieso habe ich eigentlich den Privattransfer storniert?

Ein Wort, dass direkt in meinen Sprachgebrauch übergeht.

So stelle ich mir manche meiner Kunden vor, wenn die mich anrufen.

Natürliche Selektion?

Ich war heute im Training!

😂😂

War gestern seit Ewigkeiten wieder im Fitnessstudio und habe heute Muskelkater.

Ich bin wieder einfach zu erheitern!

That's me!

#Maga #trump #trending #viral #fyp #congratulations #Liberals #democrats #conservatives #news #today

Kremlin spokesperson Peskov said the Kremlin sees no risk of fuel shortages from Ukrainian drone strikes on Russian refineries. The denial comes as major plants have halted or cut output and occupied Crimea faces visible fuel pressure.🤣🤣🤣

When Nevadans go to the grocery store, prices should be the same for everyone. 🧵

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Knicks Set NBA Halftime Record, Mo Salah Discusses Next Move, and Nishikori Plans 2026 Retirement #sports #sportnews #football #soccer #nba #nfl #tennis #f1 #athletics #sportshighlights

The GOAT debate might not be a debate much longer… 👀

🗣️ “I hope this by-election shows people that… we are a viable alternative in opposition.” Following the Social Democrats’ Dublin Central by-election victory, leader Holly Cairns discussed her ambitions for the party, and herself, to play a central role in a future government. #MondayGR

If you need something to lift the mood please enjoy 50 seconds of my dog Hank. He knows Sundays are beach days. The cloud of dust. The head butt at the end. The land speed record broken! Have a lovely Sunday ❤️

BUY BRAZILIAN DRUG DEALER 3: I OPENED A PORTAL TO HELL IN THE FAVELA TRYING TO REVIVE MIT AIA I NEED TO CLOSE IT ON STEAM #games #indie #fps #boomershooter #steam store.steampowered.com/app/3191050/

#shobhaade #aliabhatt #explore #fyp #BreakingNewsUSA Full story: https://jqjo.com/2026-05-17/us/Entertainment/hi/bs/लेखिका-शोभा-डे-ने-आलिया-भट्ट-के-कान्स-रेड-कार्पेट-में-उपस्थिति-का-मज़ाक-उड़ाने-के-बाद-प्रतिक्रियाएँ-भड़कीं/1278876

Just a quick set up of something I want to try. A lot have asked for secret ways/passages. This one is not super secret but do you all still want secret paths? 😄 #gamedev

Reaves in teal = instant swagger. Don't underestimate the big man's locker room impact. The boys love him. Big dog, no leash. #SJSharks #TheFutureIsTeal #SanJoseSharks #NHL #Podcast #HockeyTalk #Hockey #SportsTalk #Sports #RyanReaves #HockeyFights #reaves

lucky you - I didnt smoke till I was 21 - but fuck me - the worm turned the 1st time I did

This is a Mr.

Balancing speed & structure in tech transformation is essential! With us, you can have both. Our phased approach ensures smooth implementation: 🏠 Foundation: Core functionality 🧱 Walls: Scalable processes 🎯 Interior Design: Automation Ready to transform? #DigitalTransformation #TechStrategy

Listen, I know my limits okay... And so do chat 🤣 Catch me live on Twitch most Tuesdays, Wednesdays and Sundays! Twitch.tv/deviant_nails #vtuber #dumbstreamer #Twitch #streamer #PotionCraft

Obtained all trophies. #Nioh #PS5Share

breathing. #imurme #hopecore #goodvibes #wholesome #healing

Nearly 60 people who used to live in encampments along the Arroyo Seco in Northeast LA have been connected to housing through a city-funded effort. The program focuses on long-term support, including continued care after placement.

📊 Un estudio de la @ebdonana.bsky.social y la @uam.es alerta de que el 22% de las lagunas temporales analizadas en la España peninsular ha desaparecido en el siglo XXI. En total, 282 de las 1.303 estudiadas se han perdido por completo, una pérdida silenciosa de humedales clave para la naturaleza 💧📉

*SPOILERS* Absolute Wonder Woman 22… what are your theories for that ending?! @kellythompson.bsky.social xoxo LIVE Wednesdays 7PM EST! New Comic Book Day Reviews, Nerdy News/Rumors, & Creator Interviews! Follow, Subscribe, Join the Discord! PANELOIDS.COM

330,000 American men are diagnosed with prostate cancer every year. Israeli doctors are hoping to change that 🇺🇸🇮🇱

#folkpunk #outlawfolk #folk #independentartist #queermusic #chicagomusic #singersongwriter #folkpunkmusic #diyartist #acousticmusic

Competition can be a trap. For centuries, we have designed institutions that run on and reward self-interest, squeezing out the shared centre that actually matters. We either learn to collaborate on a planetary scale or we watch everything we have built fall apart

New coins. New prizes. Same chaos. 💥 PLAY THE DEMO NOW ON STEAM!: tinyurl.com/yc4r6s5w #steamdemo #coinpusher #raccoin #roguelike #coinpushergame

3-0 Canes, Stankoven after a blocked shot and 2 on 1

The real value of Trump’s IRS settlement may not be the 1.8 billion dollar fund. It may be the reported release from IRS violations involving Trump and his family. That starts looking less like a settlement and more like protection. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGEJfNFyK-g

Who's getting your data? ICHP's Sharon Karina explores AI agents and the rise of medical surveillance economy! ▶️🔗https://ow.ly/zyHE50YUAHy #Pharmacy #AI #ILPharmacy #KeePosted #ICHP #MedicalSurveillance

From an asteroid slave colony back to Earth—the stakes have never been higher. 🌌 Mischief Upon Mischief is OUT NOW! disruptentertainment.com/our-films/mischief-upon-mischief #MischiefUponMischief #SciFi #MovieNight #DigitalRelease

Science Friday isn’t just a radio show. Senior editor Robin Kazmier oversees their digital operation, and pays $1/word for pieces that ignite curiosity and joy, grounded in scientific insights. Learn more on the Freelance Journalism Podcast: youtu.be/nupktV_EK5M

Return to the scene of the crime against music

He's a clip of The Boss politely telling Trump that there's a #NWO. Both President Xi's & Trump's full opening statements are in the video I posted above.

長いツリーにここまでお付き合いいただき 本当にありがとう！ 火曜日も仕事や家事でバタバタと忙しいと思うけど 焦らずボチボチ 自分のペースで息抜きしながらいきましょうね 今日という日が みんなにとって優しくて 何かひとつでも「あ、ラッキー！」って思える 良いことがある素敵な1日になりますように！ 🎥【今日のAI動画 / Gemini版】 利益3倍を狙って欲張った結果 公式の怒涛の再販が決定して値崩れが止まらなくなり 泣き崩れる魔法少女 欲張りすぎは禁物だねぇ 【PR】お仕事や家事の合間 ホッと一息つきたい時のちょっとしたお供に٩(^‿^)۶ 🔗 amzn.to/47OyDlr

Dweller in the Crack — 2 teenage sorcerers whose spells occasionally work. Part S&S, part futuristic dystopia, part comedy, all adventure. Come along on the ride with this thrilling novella #fantasy #FantasyAdventure #swordandsorcery #futuristic #dystopian #novella nykiblatchley.com/dweller-in-t...

Ever since Citizens United v. Federal Election Commission, unlimited money has flooded our elections. Fern is against it. Plain and simple. Because when billionaires and corporate PACs can spend whatever they want, they don’t just outspend candidates, they shape what voters see, hear, and believe.

Pre-Show Springsteen Karaoke 🎤 Love this long time! 😂🦋 #musicsky Washington DC / Nationals Park

Dallas, 22 Nov 1963. The main event with #JFK is supposed to be on Main Street. Everyone thinks this is the place to be. Well, nearly everyone... Listen here🎧🎧 coldwarconversations.com/episode454/ #assassination #dallas #dealeyplaza @bitebackpublishing.bsky.social @4hundredblows.bsky.social

Wenn wir Bienen schützen, schützen wir unser Morgen. 🐝 Zwischen Blüten, Summen und Sonnenlicht entsteht echtes Leben. Bienenberger zeigt, wie Natur, Mensch und Lebensmittel im Einklang wachsen. Vielfalt beginnt klein. #Bienenberger #Biodiversität #NachhaltigLeben #Bienenliebe #Naturverbunden

ZELENSKYY: Today, I commend our Ukrainian units carrying out our long-range strikes and mid-strike missions. I thank all our warriors who make such Russian targets reachable, above all military and fuel logistics across temporarily occupied territory along coast of our Azov Sea.

Amos doesn’t get to go outside, but he sniffs Saffron’ paws for clues…

Oh god cant even come up with a good insult, reminds me of the time I literally gave one of these mfs ammo so they could come up with a better one and all they could come up with was saying to kill myself

the monthly herta glaze #HSR #Herta

During a NY1 debate, Democratic candidates Dan Goldman and Brad Lander, who are vying to represent New York's 10th Congressional District, were asked if they support two borough-based jails in Manhattan's Chinatown and Downtown Brooklyn.

Le circuit de Charade a longtemps incarné l’esprit des sports mécaniques : exigeant et spectaculaire. Il est aussi le symbole d’un savoir-faire territorial. Mais derrière la légende, son histoire est marquée, à l’image de son tracé, par des hauts et des bas... https://l.lamontagne.fr/508

⚽ 🏆 2026 World Cup: a tournament of many firsts The World Cup is set to get underway on 11 June, with 48 teams and millions of fans expected to descend on the US, Canada and Mexico. But soaring ticket prices, political tensions in America and the war in Iran are casting an early shadow

Location: Kallu Garhi, Ghaziabad, Uttar Pradesh Date: June 3 Authorities demolished the Jamia Arabia Ishatul Islam Madrasa, alleging it was illegally built on government land. Officials conducted the operation under heavy police deployment.

Guten Morgen, Frühstück! 🌰🐿️😍 #squirrels #balkonhörnchen #eichhörnchen

Dave Roberts was playing along with his daughter until she tried to rug pull him

Meet Jay, a Harvard researcher who found a genius solution to the drunk driving problem: creating a specific term, "designated driver", that would help people understand and avoid the issue altogether! Source #DesignatedDriver #SafetyMatters #DrinkDriving #GeniusMoment

Waiting for PS5 Wolverine? Play Avengers United Battle Force instead! Watch Logan (Normal & Alpha Flight modes) team up with Iceman. Brand new moves included! Full video youtu.be/d2OGcUgRNGU #wolverine #indiegame #gamedev