HRH Étienne, Vicomte de Gaudichon

BREAKING NEWS: *** I wish this was fake news, but it's not.

Ladies and Geighs: ** In support of your little gay pride month, the Royal Palace has released its officially sanctioned "THEME SONG", as you get into the celebratory spirit. Be kind to one another. 😘😇 Enjoy, signed: HRH Étienne [... heir apparent, Vicomte de Gaudichon], Honorary Sheik.

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Ladies and Gentlemen... Environmental Ray-cism at its FiNEST. 😡

Good Job Netherlands... (... blowing Taylor Swift kisses)

#éntertainingly_étienne: *** Calling all Geighs with EXTRA disposable income... and maybe a lost cult leader or 3... OPPORTUNITY OF A LIFETIME:

Sad... and Extremely PAINFUL that this is where society is today.

When are too touchy/ feely, and I tell my friend "GET ME OUTTA HERE", this is exactly what I mean. 😆😆😆

The Campaign Trail THEME SONG is already lit... (... as per April 2, 1996-- 2:15pm. IYKYK). *** [... claiming 1-day residency, so I can vote for him].

#éntertainingly_étienne: Gird your loins Ladies & Gents *** the "Tomato Daddies" have arrived! [... aka, Les Papas Tomate] 🥰😇🥰

The Puffins have returned to Ireland. Part II.

Question: How does a friendship work? Answer:

Ladies and Gentlemen... BOSCO! The one and only drag race winner in my eyes!

#éntertainingly_étienne: *** innocent me, speaking with some of my Leather Elders 1-year older than me. 🤣 🤣 🤣

My Coffee Table Photography Book has been out for almost 2-years... and I can tell you: THE STRUGGLE IS REAL

Throw-Back...[featuring Jacob Lusk].

NEW KILT ALERT: *** the Surf & Sand Tartan

** 1st... YIKES! Didn't know that could happen 😲 ** 2nd... He was being an Ass 🤫

To all my "Straights"... this one's for YOU! *** Praise Be Blessings... 🤣🤣🤣

WEEKLY UPDATE: ** Just spent the last 9-1/2 days trying to remove as much micro-plastics from my home and lifestyle as possible! From Dental Floss to Kitchen Utensils... from Laundry et Storage Products! IT NEEDED TO BE DONE!

If my gay brother can't be in the wedding party... there won't be a wedding concession. 😁 🥰 🤣

Cheating straight guys HATE to see me enter the group chat... I have eyes like the Hubble Space Telescope. 😆😆😆

Community Message: ** To everyone (... especially our Leather Brothers/ Sisters living in/ near war torn countries or affiliations). Let's just take it back to Mr. Rogers, shall we? 😇🥰

Once I get to Heaven... ... I'm gonna find my Sister, so we can continue with our KUNG FU THEATRE shenanigans 🤣 🤣 🤣

ME, with no worries as a 'Child of God'..... Byeeeee! 👋🏿👋🏿👋🏿

YIKES! *** I know there's an answer out there, but exactly WHAT did Abel do to Cain? 🫣😬

... and DELETED!

Huh? What? Who said that? 😈😇🤣

#Leather_Superbowl_Sunday: ** Dealing with... "Uncertainty while Dating". 😇 (Discuss Amongst Yourselves) 🥰

As Lady Gaga sang...

Breaking GOSSIP...

Take care of your skin...

Meet them where they are... so they feel SEEN

When you're a child of God, No Weapon formed... 😇 🥰

To all my snowed-in peeps... today is a good day for a nice Chicken Piccata recipe.

This is something that will IMMEDIATELY end a friendship...

ALSO ME... as a professional hockey player, when the coach says go warm up! 🤣 😇 Work for the job you WANT, not the job you HAVE. 🥰 😋

IYKYK... (... *** as a black man, you're NEVER really alone look).

Huh? 🤣🤣🤣

Super-Soul Sundays: "Leather Edition" **sadly, I learned this lesson the hard way. But I survived.

Daily Affirmations...

Ladies and Gentlemen... "LIVE" footage of my 'German Prince Harry' flirting with me, as I take his order. 🥰 😇 🥰

(hashtag)"MY LIFE"... hanging out with the Street Gays. 😆 😆 😆

I was today years old when I found out that Earth's moon has a name.

CURRENT MOOD: "No weapon formed against me shall prosper" 😇 🥰 😆

Éntertainingly_Étienne: *** THIS is how oblivious I am to the gay predators... when I'm wearing these Leather Kilts for you guys: 🤣 🤣 🤣

After 11-years of marriage... she "STILL" makes. him blush. 🥰 🥰 🥰

The people of Pennsylvania HAVE SPOKEN:

I may not know how to pronounce them... but Gemini and ChatGPT are telling me where all the German Sweet Treats are located when I go to visit:

This was me... yesterday. One of my "Blue Hairs" saw me going off on the Rolls Royce guy that I had towed. I told her that wasn't really me, it was Patricia! 😆😆😆

#Éntertainingly_Étienne: *** Which one of my friends would like to travel w/ His Royal Highness in 2026 to The Giraffe Manor?