Eze Thee Eze

This doesn’t even look like any of the search results for Jacobin pigeons man, we’re COOKED 😭

2/2 due to video length limits

This reminded me of a dope video cookingwithag dropped on AI being religion perfected 1/2

How you feeling rn

The North remembers how heavily Drake was pushed on Spotify in 2018. And this is the same dude who has the nerve to accuse others of botting & payola 😂

God damn it! I need Target outta business and broken down into local chains yesterday 😭

This one is breaking my ankles, because I thought Christian Menefee was a “legit” progressive? You telling me he won his runoff election earlier this year and immediately started taking crypto PAC money??? Jasmine is whatever, but Christian is speedrunning a massive switch up 😭

“Jasmine Crockett never endorsed Wesley Bell, check her website!” Please play in somebody else’s face before I spit in yours 😂😭

Banana laffy taffies are perfectly fine candy!!! Argue with your mothers!

This is wholesome foolishness. Vital frivolity. It’s good for the ecosystem. Brings the whole community together for a moment of pure solidarity as we all gather around to exclaim:

Ofu elbow, ofu ara

If your genitals could speak, what would they say?

#BlockOfTheDay @/authorstephanie77.bsky.social

“Archetypal Bluesky response” and it’s just black folks telling you that the woke 2 shit is corny 😂

Quick alley-oop to whoever has a Chris Brown blocklist

Whaaaaat, you telling me this ain’t the height of male vocals??? /s

Me quadrupling down mid-pack up because I meant what I said

Me seeing @bemorelikeharper.bsky.social actually blocked someone

My default reaction whenever someone says they don’t fuck with their parent/s

I’m tired boss #BlockOfTheDay @emberforthepeople.bsky.social

😫😫😫

**In a Minecraft hardcore server!! That was close.

Time for shenanigans

Dawg, I worked retail pharmacy during the pandemic and we had anti-vax pharmacists and technicians! They’d proudly talk about certain pharmacists faking the injection so they could get their card, and all I could do was look at them like this.

I would’ve never remembered this shit if Mary just laughed at the Burger King commercial and moved on 😭

She thought we were about to join in like this 😂

I take the whole week some years. If that’s childish, who’s gon whoop me?

My Bluesky engagement strategy

Smoking on that Orban pack