Tomorrowland Tom

How is that possible??

Now why would anyone want to do such a thing? I mean, it's not that scary.

My phone must be psychic. Peggy's "Some Cats Know" just played in my car yesterday. I love Peggy Lee.

What the holy hell?? My little Time Tunnel heart is exploding! I thought I had seen everything there was to do with that show🥹

And stinking up all our public-owned, government spaces.

Or maybe both!

I don't know. Looks like stuff we've seen a million times before.

And what history it was.

Throw them out.

Yet another sign that the world is finally coming to an end.

Well, in a festival anyway. But imagine what a snooze-fest it is going to be. So much navel worship in this ridiculous industry falling headlong fast into the crapper.

Oh, good God.

AI is the most useless and pointless invention ever created by man.

I'm assuming you're watching the best version?

I can see you were clearly brought up right. Such table manners!

Can't help making fun of Stinky and his cult at every available opportunity.

Isn't the world wonderful?

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS BLATHER!

Every day is one step closer!

After being turned down by everybody for so long now, they must be starting directly at the bottom of the barrel at this point in search of an easy yes.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS BLATHER!

I always assumed that everyone who shops at Costco already knows exactly where everything is. I mean, it doesn't take a genius, folks.

Don, I think you may have something. How about a Brady spin-off where the kids become time travelers!! There may be some life in that stale old turkey yet!!

My all-time favorite!!! That woman is a wonder and always has been. May she live another 80 years!!

Wow. It's amazing.

The worst characteristic of stupid people is that they always assume everyone else is as stupid as they are.

They fit tailor-made. You're gonna be turning heads in those things.

I hope you guys have a great time down there, Don! It looks like you couldn't have picked better weather for a trip!

And then walk over to Tomorrowland and ride the Carousel of Progress

Or better yet...

I believe you but I've been burned too many times by hype. So now I just read the bad reviews of films. I have found that they are much more likely to be on point.

This will make you sick. These goddamned storm troopers are back to wearing masks, even as their dear leader Stinky Pants said they couldn't do it. This is what is being done to American citizens every day now. Welcome to the dark side, everybody.

What?? Go on...

But I also find it amazing that we can safely send people back to the moon, but we can't get the Peoplemover safely back into Disneyland

I love that model. I took 3D video of it when I was there last.

In this backwards, upside-down, inside-out, screwed up and misguided world we are currently attempting to survive in, @jaimemaas.bsky.social is therapy.

But Miss Peggy Lee is so singular and timeless that she will always be discovered by new generations, over and over again.

Because of your experience and your expertise, you're probably right, but I think I would have detonated her here...

I can honestly say that I have never high-fived a soul. I suppose this means I am going to Hell?

I think it might be time to start charging for your handiwork. You really shouldn't have to be shouldering all the explosion expenses alone. But while we're on the subject, where would the detonation point be on this one? It's very hard but try not to press the button until the glorious finish.

Masterfully done. And without any nun injuries.

And now I know what Pan's People was. Isn't social media a miracle?

If only @jaimemaas.bsky.social would spare a few sticks of dynamite for this.

how would YOU open the Strait of Hormuz? Wrong answers only.

Good Lord! And here I am, tooling around So Cal in 95 degrees! Get thee to an airport pronto!!

Masterpiece!

Yes! Every visit to Knott's concludes at her restaurant. One need not even say the hallowed name!

Funnel cake! Thanks for reminding me!😁

There's just something about it that always makes me happy. This video is from the trip last year😁

It still feels that way. Every time I pull up to park, it instantly relaxes me. I think Doctors should prescribe it to their patients suffering from anxiety.

Thank you! I was beginning to get worried!

Well, that's the last straw. I have been putting it off but after seeing those clips, I am going to get that DVD set and start watching immediately.

So I am assuming you have quite a bit of experience with the "element of surprise." It's like music. It has to adhere to so many rules at the same time in order to work. Everybody experiences it often in their lives but very few understand and appreciate it enough to be able to create it organically

But what’s hilarious is that, typically, these accidental and unfortunate explosions are completely random and spontaneous but in your videos they somehow always manage to happen at the exactly the perfect moment they should. For that, you must be very proud

Just knowing this was going to result in an explosion at some point had me laughing from the start. But even knowing what’s coming doesn’t disappoint by the time it finally happens. I just hope it didn’t hurt her too much. Actually, that’s not true. She deserved it.💥

Wow. Americans sure lived dangerously back then. Even babies were encouraged to take no shit, diapered or otherwise, from anybody, unlike the wimpy, pampered and overly sheltered babies of today.

Damn. Gave up Facebook and Instagram as part of my personal and paltry anti-billionaire stance along with Amazon (and Paramount/CBS & now WB). Pathetic, I know, but what do you think? Should I break down now and give in or just wait for you to keep posting more hilarious and magic "blow up" videos?

Where are you amassing all these treasures from?!?

If that’s what it takes, I’m ready to start moving in🐜🐜🐜🐜

It's amazing. Now if I could just find a way to ride it.