Listen to all of this.

Lol

100,000 times! But I swear to God, whichever God is applicable at the moment, the rest of this is true.

Love it! I even had the nice lady say it out loud for me.

It's still super inexpensive (for them) to buy politicians. Is even that too much effort? They want to be kings?

Well guess what, dead bro. This is largely your fault. Barry Goldwater, 1966.

Why can't every day life be more like this?

Memories

Look at this. Would you look at this? This guy seems to be so offended that he has to share my backyard with me. (the video is like this because I meant to take a photo and didn't realize it was set to video).

So beautiful. In all seriousness, it actually is.

Of course it benefits Russia. Don't tell me it's not worth tryin' for You can't tell me it's not worth dyin' for You know it's true Everything I do I do it for you 😽💞🫶

The sun’s out and a scorcher of a bank holiday weekend is on the way ☀️😎 The Media Centre will be closed on Monday 25th May for the Spring Bank Holiday. We’ll be back on Tuesday 26th May, hopefully still with the sunshine. We hope you all have a great long weekend 🌿

Stephen A. Smith thinks the Minnesota Timberwolves might prefer having Victor Wembanyama on the court just so they can push him around "because of how skinny he is"

wtf

"What a banger from Kayla Fischer"

Focus on the fun! 🤪 Performances that stick out in the best way are the ones in which you can tell the actor is having FUN and giving their all in the compelling, nuanced characters AND SCENES they created. (1/9) 🧵

Norway beat Sweden at the IIHF world championship

Bubbas >>>>>>

The moment every Bolton fan dreamed of 🤍 Playoff trophy lifted at Wembley. Championship football secured 🏆

National targets are only as strong as the evidence behind them. 📊 From a farmer noticing fewer bees to a scientist mapping soil health, every observation is a piece of the puzzle. Diverse voices create goals that actually work. 🤝 See the journey! ⬇️

📌Ο προπονητής της Φενέρμπαχτσε, Σαρούνας Γιασικεβίτσιους έδωσε το «παρών» στη μεγάλη συναυλία του Αντώνη Ρέμου στη Volkswagen Arena στην Κωνσταντινούπολη. Μαζί του η Ελληνίδα σύζυγός του, Άννα Δούκα και ο Τούρκος μπασκετμπολίστας της Μπεσίκτας, Σερτάκ Σανλί. #iefimerida #Ρεμος

Everyone in society benefits from a public model of childcare. From employers and workers in the now, to healthcare services and policing into the future. A public model of childcare isn’t radical. It’s responsible.

#344.3 - Are We Silenced? - JACK&JOZEF - Is there still freedom of speech? #ad #fy #fyp #silenced #truth #storytelling #freedom #lifehack #podcast #PodcastGemist #lifelessons #news #new #media #ironie #talkshow #postmodern #absurdisme #weereendag #vandaaginside #TalpaNetwork

AZM going solo on FWC 💣🔥 #STARDOM 🤼

Reporter Maggie questions Donald Dumb-Shit about his various crimes against America:

The original Bluenose was wrecked on a reef off Haiti before I was born, but here’s a short video of the Bluenose II firing a salute as she sails past the HMCS Sackville (not in video) and CSS Acadia (pictured on right) in Halifax Harbour.

Your cravings are not lack of willpower. They are driven by what you eat. Sugar and refined carbs keep your hormones unstable and your metabolism stuck. 🎥 Full video — https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7CWTQeyrN0

Even I think Netflix acquiring Warner is a bad idea.

Some people with autism experience heightened sensory sensitivities, meaning sounds, lights, or textures can feel much more intense. Creating sensory-friendly environments can make a big difference in helping everyone feel supported. 💙 #autismacceptance #sensoryawareness #inclusionmatters #autism

I will be back fully next month with more posting and silliness. I genuinely just hit a giant social media exhaustion wall and couldn't be bothered with it. DA SPOONS BE MISSIN' YALL!

Free yourself, forget everything... #synthart #brainwash

Ever wonder how books are made in a modern, unmanned factory? Dive into the mesmerizing ASMR workflow of a book manufacturing plant. It's surprisingly satisfying! #FactoryASMR #FactoryASMR #BookProduction

BREAKING: Hegseth just confirmed that a ceasefire is, in fact, when the fire ceases. Thanks for the clarification Pete...

Tina: I gotta tell you something, Tyson. First of all, i dream about this guy, you are in my dreams at LEAST once a month. Tyson: That’s by design, Tina. I’ll sit at home and be like “who should I haunt tonight?” Ethan: That used to be me. 😢 I used to be in her dreams every night #Survivor50 😂

❄️ TechConnect Bridge will pause device check-outs & returns Dec. 20, 2025–Jan. 4, 2026 for winter break. Services resume Jan. 5! Plan ahead — and enjoy your well-deserved rest! 💙

#IT'SidioticTObelieveWTPareBORNintoTHEsameDYNAMICS WTP're All1Race of Humans🍑WTP Do🚫Grow up w/The same Privileges&'re survivors of the free will of pedophiles. #LIVElifeINhonesty&letLIVE 🤯GESTATE‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ 🌎ÀHO🌐 TRUST Gaia&USAs-Constitution&Jesús‼️ Pillars to YWHW|JEHOVAH-IN-JESUS-CHRIST|ALLAH‼️‼️ ✡️🗽🦁✝️☪️

Good Morning Tony! Thank you so much! I wish you a nice Monday and a successful start into the new week, too! Enjoy the day, take care of you and have fun! Cheers my dear friend! 😊🫴🫖☕☕💊💊💊💊💊🥪🥪🥨🥨🥐🧈🥣🍫🍫🍫🍊🍊🍊

A week ago we travelled to the Isle of Man to perform Sue Casson's Dreams of Peace & Freedom. Invited by Ian Cook to mark 80 years since the Nuremberg Trials, we performed at the Ballakermeen Studio Theatre. Follow along to discover more 🎶 #SongsofthePeople #OneStory #IOMstory

TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT! IT IS GAME DAY ONCE AGAIN! The #habs are facing off against the Blues tonight, and after last nights close call, we're sure the boys will be itching to get another win! #GOHABSGO

Flávio Bolsonaro, 19.mai.2026: “Fui até Vorcaro para dar um ponto final na relação” Valdemar da Costa Neto, 25.mai.2026: “Flávio foi visitar Vorcaro depois [da prisão] para ver se conseguia o restante do dinheiro”

Sunday Nunday Funday. A phrase that sounds harmless until a six-foot warrior nun comes flying through cathedral smoke with a sword big enough to settle tax disputes and bad relationships in one clean swing. #SundayFunday #WarriorNun #FantasyArt #SwordAndSorcery

⚖️ ¿La justicia es más bien de derechas? 🎙️ "Hay mucho descaro por parte de algunos jueces, han perdido la vergüenza. La justicia es un desastre", opina Mercedes Milá en #MalasLenguasN

🫖 Snuggle in with a cup of tea and a blanket over the holidays to read this year's MICROB-PREDICT publications - Wishing everyone relaxing winter holidays and a wonderful start into the New Year! ❄️ 📖 microb-predict.eu/for-scientis... @medblab.bsky.social @easlnews.bsky.social @ec.europa.eu

Spring Break Nightmare: Democrats' DHS Shutdown Causes Massive Airport Delays.

💬 "On crée trois délits" ➡️ Laurent Nuñez détaille comment le projet de loi "Ripost" permettra de lutter contre le protoxyde d'azote #bfmtv #gouvernementfrancais #securite #politique

All members of the public can nominate an NHS Lothian health worker to be their Health Hero before nominations close on Friday 17 April 2026💙 Nominate them here: https://ow.ly/Glrt50QvOpa

Standard Operating Procedure for these soulless pieces of shit. This must end soon and all those responsible has to be held accountable. This is cruel and inhuman.

Watch as Dutch police slam a pregnant Palestinian woman across the ground and drag her across the hospital hallway in Amsterdam. Look at her pained face; look at her husband immediately try and protect her. Why isn’t this civilized display of superior Western democracy all over the news?

Happy Thursday tiny humans in My phone 💋

So it's because I edited it, it won't let me post an edited version I cropped because I was more comfortable cropping most of the block across from me out for my own safety , yet they're happy with tik toks etc @bsky.app @safety.bsky.app 🤨 Anyway summer has arrived in 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

💥 Explosions heard in Kiev; Kh-101 countermeasures suspected For daily global news videos, please visit Ranked.News/videos

Quick thoughts on the Dexter Lawrence trade. A Saturday night #PFTPM is coming.

A new orange went out, Mr Finch was the first one on it. #birds

Mike Johnson bragged about “notebooks full of ideas” to improve healthcare. Axios revealed what was in them: strip millions of Americans of coverage to fund a war with Iran. Today the House votes on war powers. Now you know exactly what that vote means. #FundHealthcareNotWar

Me parece que la clave es usar efectivo. Es una advertencia muy clara sobre el dinero digital y recuperar esa libertad sin ataduras.

Governor of St. Petersburg praised Russia's air defense during the attack on the city yesterday. I also think Russian air defense did a very good job, Ukraine is quite happy with their level of professionalism. Let it stay that way.

We are getting close to a full release of alien footage. Do you believe America and the world can handle the real truth about Aliens ? #👽 #ufos #uaps

First sighting of the Enemy Alien Ships have shown themselves before the Alien Mothership the Astronaut is currently on. The Officers on the Bridge have triggered the Alarm System throughout the Alien Mothership. #AIart #SciFi #AIartcommunity #AstronautAdventures