It is a known fact that farting is always hysterically funny.

Dewsbury. Hilarity continues 🤣

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As you all know I have zero interest in oikball but this made me LooooooooooL 🤣

Up the Yellows 😉🤣 Relegated this season.

I'm not inviting you lot.

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Isn't the most basic issue here that the USA isn't real footballing nation? #worldcupdisaster

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Trump still thinks the gold at Fort Knox isn’t real. With a war in Iran and rising gas and grocery prices, this doesn't seem like where the president's attention should be.

Under $184k? You pay 12.4% in Social Security tax. Above that? Exempt. Make $1M? Your effective rate drops to ~2.2%. Billionaires? 0.002%. Lifting the cap funds Social Security for decades. Sen. Patty Murray served a #CupOfJoe with a latte truth to power. ☕️

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Joey certainly wouldn’t but Johnny Ramone was a Reagan man This song is about Linda leaving Joey for Johnny

Join me while I interview @katebradbury.bsky.social & Joe Rajapaksha on episode 5 of The Climate Kids Podcast 🎙🔊 We discussed #Bees 🐝 & #Frogs 🐸. Here's the link: open.spotify.com/episode/3M8N...

Dans la série "tout arrive", les news US : en temps et disponibles dès maintenant ! Pour toutes demandes, réservations, rien de plus simple : téléphone / messagerie / emails 𝗗𝗮𝗺𝗶𝗲𝗻, 𝗙𝗿𝗲𝗱 & 𝗠𝗮𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗲 𝟬𝟯 𝟮𝟬 𝟱𝟱 𝟭𝟬 𝟭𝟬 𝗮𝘀𝘁𝗿𝗼𝗰𝗶𝘁𝘆@𝗮𝘀𝘁𝗿𝗼𝗰𝗶𝘁𝘆.𝗳𝗿 #lillemaville #librairieindependante #librairesdenhaut

Just wait until Movember 🤭

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Carla Leite corner three #WNBA

#UnionsForAll member shares the news of the victory in NYC. When we fight we win. @32bjseiu.bsky.social We Don't Play!💜 Thank You Demetrus Dugar #1u #unionsforallnetwork #union #fyp #win

˚◦꒰🥼 i did a little deep dive into uma musume yesterday, i like this uma. she is me...! well... she look like IRL me...! i'm gonna go grab a VRC avi and play toys sometime~꒱ sorry, i— uh– collect all the autistic girlies and kin them. so the silly horse girl franchise isn't an exception XP

Does anyone have any idea how to stop a @ressnie.bsky.social from crying because they have been looking at me like this for 20 minutes sniffling and i have tried feeding them and giving them video games but NOTHINGS WORKED at least they have duggie emotes! YOU SHOULD GET SOME! #Vgencomm #emotes

After Chris Rabb trounced party-backed Sharif Street this week, is Philly's Democratic Party machine reconsidering its stance on progressives? Consumer reporter Lance Haver wants to know:

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@radiorachel.bsky.social He's right ! America does have lots of stupid folks ⚠️

The events of the White House Correspondents Dinner have been made out to be many things. But one is certain—it was unsurprising.

A new “electronic sticker” designed to be placed on industrial buildings or trees can detect fires at the ignition stage before they begin to spread uncontrollably. Learn more in #ScienceAdvances: https://scim.ag/4nR5pJb

Where are the reposts for this 6mth old? #nycacc wants to kill him! He’s just a baby! Come on guys- it takes a millisecond to repost him - you’re saving a life here!

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It all started in 1957 with a little boy named Matthew when he asked for a Sheriff Woody doll. Matthew: A Toy Story Prequel, now available linktr.ee/theanthonykt #indiewriter #toystory #pixar #disney

Sense of scale here is fantastic.

A few thoughts on the future....

❤️🧲 4D flow MRI reveals that disturbed blood flow in distal brain arteries—low shear stress, high residence time—predicts poor recovery after MCA stroke. pdf 👉 www.journalofcmr.com/article/S109... Dr. Zhensen Chen explains below 👇 #WhyCMR