All this over an overpriced plastic pocket watch that can't be serviced and isn't even limited edition. "Black Friday but stupider" is now a worldwide phenomenon.

Sharon Osboune every single chance she gets

RIP Ted Turner 🕊️

Genuinely didn't know what chud meant until I first saw this scene in the Ted show, I literally thought it was made up internet speak 😭

I'm still on social media break but I needed to share this dumb thing real quick. Google, if you're gonna force us to use your dumb AI slop at least make sure it's not prone to breaking this horrendously 😭

this was funnier in my head

happy pride month

Netflix just canceled Strip Law after only one season and 10 episodes

Breaking: For the first time, a war powers resolution to block Trump's ability to go to war in Iran has advanced out of the Senate, thanks to votes from 4 Republican senators! Credit: @aaronparnas.bsky.social | Source #WarResolution #IranConflict #SenateVotes

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Due process is fundamental to our constitution. Democracy doesn’t exist without it. Trump's continued purging of immigration judges who don’t follow his demands is a blatant violation of due process. We must pass my legislation to get immigration courts out of the Executive branch.

Air from Suite for Solo Cello, an original composition by me! The suite is available for your listening enjoyment on the streamers, and the sheet music is available for free on my website! Check out the linktree in my bio. #cello #cellosuite #celloimprov #celloimprovisation #shoegaze

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Sir Keir Starmer was recently on BBC Radio 3 discussing the importance of communication skills! We're keen to see this in action following the #CurriculumReview and new oracy framework. Join us and tell the Government to press SEND on a future where every voice is heard.👇 https://bit.ly/3KJ2CSO

Osteoarthritis affects millions. Emerging studies show that metformin may reduce inflammation, support joint health, and even slow structural damage. 🔗 Learn more: www.parsemus.org/2026/02/metf... #Metformin #Osteoarthritis #HealthResearch #EvidenceBasedMedicine #PublicHealth #MedicalInnovation

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Under $184k? You pay 12.4% in Social Security tax. Above that? Exempt. Make $1M? Your effective rate drops to ~2.2%. Billionaires? 0.002%. Lifting the cap funds Social Security for decades. Sen. Patty Murray served a #CupOfJoe with a latte truth to power. ☕️

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Coloradans want a Governor who knows our state and is ready on day one. I’ve worked in all 64 counties, partnered with local leaders, led 700+ state employees, taken on big corporations, and delivered billions for Colorado. That’s the leadership this moment calls for.

TRUMP JUST DROPPED THE UFO FILES. THE GOVERNMENT JUST CONFIRMED IT. DON'T CLAP YET. ASK WHO STILL HASN'T BEEN RELEASED. #UFOFiles #TrumpUFO #UAPDisclosure #BreakingNews #PentagonFiles #AliensExist

Episode 164—Snipers! Americans fighting in Ukraine, the evolution of the tank, Eric’s book on sniping, and more! Listen and watch on Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/5I8R... Watch on YouTube: youtu.be/sHS5vOkXzlU

Fighting back against this administration and delivering on the issues that matter most to our district is what this campaign is all about. Thank you to everyone showing up and sharing that message across our community — especially Theo Koh, who is all in for Daddy!

On Memorial Day, Southwest Florida locals joined others across the country to participate in the "Murph" workout, paying tribute to military members killed in the line of action. More: https://www.gulfcoastnewsnow.com/article/swfl-locals-tribute-fallen-soldiers-memorial-day-murph-workout/71401883 

A far-right influencer is suing the charity 10,000 Interns, claiming their trailblazing schemes supporting Black people are “anti-white”. We’re pushing back:

The truth will out. Now we begin to learn of the abuse inflicted on the activists by Ben Gvir and his henchmen. These people are demons. Our governments are no better as they support this state.

Before being elected as Conservative MP for Edmonton Northwest in 2025, Billy Morin was the chief of Enoch Cree Nation in Alberta from 2015 to 2022. Tonight on Face to Face, he explains why he chose to run for the Conservatives.

I been on the fence bout joining this #aceo craze. After finding the angle I want to approach my cards I think I’m gonna give it a shot. Whats the worst that could happen…I actually sell some art?? 😬 #aceoart #artistcards

CatBusRuss brings a movie marathon fit for @bfest.bsky.social worthy. Dolph Lundgren & BD Wong save natives. “Black Mask” v. Scott Adkins. Choose your own “Batman”. Lance Henriksen’s biker gang. lnns.co/VQnPBhcZMq6 #filmsky #moviesky #mothersday #newcastleunited @movieoubliette.bsky.social

The first trailer for ‘MY ADVENTURES WITH SUPERMAN’ Season 3 has been released. Releasing June 13 on Adult Swim.

Pro wrestling veteran Joe E. Legend and WWE/AEW’s Adam “Edge” Copeland were once a tag team! Wanna watch the full interview? Click on the link here: m.youtube.com/watch?v=CUhl...

🌿 Always use a laser level for precise paving! • 📏 Ensure your base is compacted to at least 150mm to prevent settling. • 🧰 Use a mix of sharp sand and cement for a sturdy joint finish. https://ukpavingtalkgroup.com/go/jhdk

🌏⚔️ Other War | Cambodian Soldiers Captured by Thai Troops | RCF NSFW & Premium Content: https://patreon.com/RealCombatFootage Odysee: https://odysee.com/@RCF #RealCombatFootage #RCF #War #Military #WorldNews #BreakingNews #OtherWar

Meet Silvia Zuffi, Senior Research Scientist at IMATI–CNR 🇮🇹 and ELLIS Member working in #ComputerVision. She believes in the power of connecting scientists across Europe and aims to make a real impact with AI for animal welfare & conservation. #WomenInELLIS

A 0.7% interest rate reduction is on the table. Most people miss it. Homestar integrated early makes rating streamlined and affordable. Did you know integrating Homestar early makes it easier and cheaper to achieve? #architecture #smarthomes

Does anyone have any idea how to stop a @ressnie.bsky.social from crying because they have been looking at me like this for 20 minutes sniffling and i have tried feeding them and giving them video games but NOTHINGS WORKED at least they have duggie emotes! YOU SHOULD GET SOME! #Vgencomm #emotes

In 1996 Xavier Becerra was one of 67 House of Representatives who Voted Against the Defense of Marriage Act (DOMA). DOMA discriminated against the LGBTQI community. #California #CaliforniaGovernorRace #LosAngeles #SanFrancisco #SanDiego #PalmSprings #LongBeach Vote For Xavier Becerra 🗳️

#bluesfingerpicking #oneminutejams #guitarimprov #acousticblues #sickdayvibes

Oh my Lord, I damn near spit out my coffee. That ending, though.🥧😅

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I’m Taylor Wettach, running to be your next State Auditor. I will fight for Iowan taxpayers and demand accountability, integrity, and transparency in our government. #Iowa #Politics

Today we honor the legacy of Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. It’s important we not just appreciate the day off and like a social post. We must continue the work of ensuring legal, social, and economic justice for everyone. See exactly how we strive for this goal and the progress we’ve made at FJI.law

How’s your child’s handwriting? Check out this copywork curriculum from Chickie & Roo! #kindergartencurriculum #homeschoolcurriculum #secularhomeschoolcurriculum #handwriting #zanerbloser #dnealian #copywork #homeschooling #homeschooler #chickieandroo

Where are the reposts for this 6mth old? #nycacc wants to kill him! He’s just a baby! Come on guys- it takes a millisecond to repost him - you’re saving a life here!

Great Work by K2 K-2's strike-wing drone operators have cut the Debaltseve–Alchevsk highway. Along a stretch of up to 200 metres, trucks are burning, ammunition is detonating, and the occupiers are crying for help.

They’re so dramatic #hungrydog #aspca #sarahmclachlan #dogsofinstagram #frenchbulldog

Can you actually become a comic book character? Dionne Waterman explains how indie comic creators work with real people to inspire characters and create comic book covers. #indiecomics #comicbooks #comicbookcharacters #comiccovers #usdnpodcast

People living in a tent encampment next to the Jordan Creek in Allentown have been given until Monday to clear out, but there are still dozens of the here. Hear from someone who lives here coming up in my full story on @wfmz.com at 5

Morning Minute feat. WisPolitics.com luncheon with @repgreta.bsky.social discussing the failed surplus deal. 📺 wiseye.org/2026/05/14/w... 🫶 wiseye.org/donate 📧 wiseye.org/newsletters #wisconsineye #wisconsin #wipolitics #politics #wibudget

⚽️ Sensible Soccer ⚽️ is still more fun than FIFA / EA FC and Pro Evo / eFootball #SensibleSoccer #SWOS #FootballGames #RetroGames #Retrogaming

Starting off Pride Month with a bang

Vote Pauline Hanson's One Nation if you want migrants who'll assimilate into Australia's traditional values and culture... like rape and wife-beating. Make your mind up Pauline. Bullsh*t artist. #auspol #OneNation #Rape

Party 2

Todo esto para 30 segundos de magia

Are you ready for next month's Boots on the Ground Book Club? 📚 Join us Wednesday, May 13th from 6:30-8:00pm. This session, we are reading Mutual Aid by Dean Spade. Dr. Drew Bergerson will be leading the discussion. Find more information and sign up here: www.mobilize.us/indivisible/...

A lavish Dinner hosted by senior journalist Asad Nawaz in honor of Bureau Chief UK and Europe M News Saleem Sabri بیورو چیف یوکے اینڈ یورپ ایم نیوز سلیم صابری کے اعزاز میں سینئر صحافی اسد نواز کی پرتکلف دعوت

Once again, Ukrainians aren’t the only ones suffering from russian barbarity. Animals endure this disaster together with their humans. Unlike their owners, unfortunately, pets can’t perceive what is happening and why. Which makes this awful ordeal even more stressful.

Sen. Markey: If Republicans truly cared about protecting children, they would reverse the nearly $1 trillion Medicaid cuts that are stripping coverage for millions of children and their families all across our country.

A bill offering easier access to suicide prevention services is heading to Gov. Pritzker's desk.

Throwback to 2021 - Isack Hadjar clinching Race 1 in Formula Regional 🇲🇨 #FIA #MonacoGP