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🌲 warning: I am raunchy, kind & supportive Beastie Boys Fan, Dad of Daughters, lover of life #Ohana πŸ•‰πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ #FUCKCANCER #NorCal #ChumbaWumba - forgive but never forget ♉️ I made @mocollins.bsky.social laugh once

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A FUCKING WAR CRIMINAL WANTS TO USE AMERICANS FOR WAR

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So we are all going to the 10th floor? That is unfortunate

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Cook the bacon first, then fry the burger in that grease. It adds umami

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Giggles

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That's a funny chicken, mister How was church?πŸ˜‰

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I do love a good squash

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WARNING: VIOLENT DOG ATTACK CAUGHT ON CAMERA

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Hey babe, scoop me up some ice cream, please?

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Don't touch my butt Dammit

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Our love is like a ship on the ocean We've been sailing with a cargo Full of love & devotion So Id like to know where you got the notion Said Id like to know where you got the notion To rock the boat Dont rock the boat baby Rock the boat Dont rock the boat baby Rock the boat Dont tip the boat over

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Good morning BlueSky

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Ok, hear me out: Pancakes in the winter and clouds in the summer

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No. No, you are not.

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"California is sooo expensive" Yeah, it is Carol. Because we have cool shit like this - a Taco Bell with a beach walk-up window TACO BELL HATERS KEEP SCROLLING

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That's some grip you've got there, Darryl

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The lever was one of the 3 most important tools humans mastered

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Some of you out here never been to a house with a Harley in the living room, and it shows

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All that, and he is a knight now, too

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Helpers

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Giggles

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If you get this, want to meet somewhere for dinner? Before 5pm, ok? Preferably at 4 Digestion stuff😁

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Please let this be true Manifest, everyone!

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SurfNTurf pork cutlets

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Follow me for

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Didn't they try this in Hungary? Ivana: "We swam up to this beautiful beach..." Yeah, bitch! Because it was a nature preserve!

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90 days, tops. One of the reasons this birthday has to be so big. And it's all falling apart.

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Good morning BlueSky

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If ever there was a way for Mother Nature to convey how she feels about humans right now

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Life is a waterfall

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And this is why bongs are the healthier way to smoke Wait, what were we talking about?

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Life is a buffet Taste the rainbow

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The ears say yes, but the eyes say no

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THERE'S PLENTY OF ROOM, ROSE HELP HIM! Rose: no fucks

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πŸ’‹

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Bullying is never ok

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WARNING: VIOLENT ATTACK FOOTAGE

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Good morning BlueSky 🌈

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#LoveIsLove

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You just know Lara Trump is going to sing at this thing now

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Never again

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Once you see it

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Zip ties, duct tape, and a good stick will fix anything Guy in the back: "EXCEPT A BROKEN HEART!" 😁

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I am Duke Boys Uncle Jesse years old My brain thinks I am Full House Uncle Jesse still

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Good morning BlueSky Happy Prideβ€οΈπŸ§‘πŸ’›πŸ’šπŸ’™πŸ’œ πŸ©·πŸ’™πŸ’œ πŸ–€πŸ©ΆπŸ€

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#SaveTheBees

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🦊

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Well, there go my plans for the evening

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Naps are good

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Here are some tiny dikdik pics Unsolicited Awful cute You should look

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Good morning BlueSky

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Brain candy Volume up

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Its getting late have you seen my mates Ma tell me when the boys get here Its seven o'clock and I want to rock Want to get a belly full of beer My old mans drunker than a barrel full of monkeys And my old lady she dont care My sister looks cute in her braces and boots A handful of grease in her hair

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Go outside!

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Gratuitous booby post BTW, have you seen my blue shoes? πŸ˜πŸ˜‰ they are quite spectacular

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Avocados are a nutrient-dense fruit packed with heart-healthy monounsaturated fats, dietary fiber, and nearly 20 essential vitamins and minerals. They are naturally free of cholesterol, sodium, and sugar.

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Good morning and Happy Caturday, BlueSky

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Yeah, pass. I learned my lesson with GoldSchlager

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Do you pledge allegiance to the United States of Israel?

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Ha ha

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Taste the biscuit

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Now I want biscuits

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Yeah, um, that's... I mean... Huh

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See, now you've gone and made it weird

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That's what she said

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Good morning BlueSky

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Want to get some pizza and come over to see my Legos?

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😁😁

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Praise Cheezus

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Smokin pot Lookin at ass

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Walmart unscented flushable But about that ice pop...

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Fuck this Fuck that Fuck that guitar Fuck your game Fuck you Aren't I cute?

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Going to pick up a few things at the store. Need anything while I'm there?

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