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A FUCKING WAR CRIMINAL WANTS TO USE AMERICANS FOR WAR

So we are all going to the 10th floor? That is unfortunate

Cook the bacon first, then fry the burger in that grease. It adds umami

Giggles

That's a funny chicken, mister How was church?😉

I do love a good squash

WARNING: VIOLENT DOG ATTACK CAUGHT ON CAMERA

Hey babe, scoop me up some ice cream, please?

Don't touch my butt Dammit

Our love is like a ship on the ocean We've been sailing with a cargo Full of love & devotion So Id like to know where you got the notion Said Id like to know where you got the notion To rock the boat Dont rock the boat baby Rock the boat Dont rock the boat baby Rock the boat Dont tip the boat over

Good morning BlueSky

Ok, hear me out: Pancakes in the winter and clouds in the summer

No. No, you are not.

"California is sooo expensive" Yeah, it is Carol. Because we have cool shit like this - a Taco Bell with a beach walk-up window TACO BELL HATERS KEEP SCROLLING

That's some grip you've got there, Darryl

The lever was one of the 3 most important tools humans mastered

Some of you out here never been to a house with a Harley in the living room, and it shows

All that, and he is a knight now, too

Helpers

Giggles

If you get this, want to meet somewhere for dinner? Before 5pm, ok? Preferably at 4 Digestion stuff😁

Please let this be true Manifest, everyone!

SurfNTurf pork cutlets

Follow me for

Didn't they try this in Hungary? Ivana: "We swam up to this beautiful beach..." Yeah, bitch! Because it was a nature preserve!

90 days, tops. One of the reasons this birthday has to be so big. And it's all falling apart.

Good morning BlueSky

If ever there was a way for Mother Nature to convey how she feels about humans right now

Life is a waterfall

And this is why bongs are the healthier way to smoke Wait, what were we talking about?

Life is a buffet Taste the rainbow

The ears say yes, but the eyes say no

THERE'S PLENTY OF ROOM, ROSE HELP HIM! Rose: no fucks

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Bullying is never ok

WARNING: VIOLENT ATTACK FOOTAGE

Good morning BlueSky 🌈

#LoveIsLove

You just know Lara Trump is going to sing at this thing now

Never again

Once you see it

Zip ties, duct tape, and a good stick will fix anything Guy in the back: "EXCEPT A BROKEN HEART!" 😁

I am Duke Boys Uncle Jesse years old My brain thinks I am Full House Uncle Jesse still

Good morning BlueSky Happy Pride❤️🧡💛💚💙💜 🩷💙💜 🖤🩶🤍

#SaveTheBees

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Well, there go my plans for the evening

Naps are good

Here are some tiny dikdik pics Unsolicited Awful cute You should look

Good morning BlueSky

Brain candy Volume up

Its getting late have you seen my mates Ma tell me when the boys get here Its seven o'clock and I want to rock Want to get a belly full of beer My old mans drunker than a barrel full of monkeys And my old lady she dont care My sister looks cute in her braces and boots A handful of grease in her hair

Go outside!

Gratuitous booby post BTW, have you seen my blue shoes? 😏😉 they are quite spectacular

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Good morning and Happy Caturday, BlueSky

Yeah, pass. I learned my lesson with GoldSchlager

Do you pledge allegiance to the United States of Israel?

Ha ha

Taste the biscuit

Now I want biscuits

Yeah, um, that's... I mean... Huh

See, now you've gone and made it weird

That's what she said

Good morning BlueSky

Want to get some pizza and come over to see my Legos?

😁😁

Praise Cheezus

Smokin pot Lookin at ass

Walmart unscented flushable But about that ice pop...

Fuck this Fuck that Fuck that guitar Fuck your game Fuck you Aren't I cute?

Going to pick up a few things at the store. Need anything while I'm there?