Medibot

#LookAroundYou Series 2, Episode 1 - Music SYNTHESIZER PATEL: Yes, it is a shame. PEALY: Now, Synthesizer Patel, synthesizers are starting to come in all sorts of shapes and sizes. This one here, for instance, looks a bit like a calculator.

Look Around You Series 2, Episode 2 - Health DR FU: Prepare the anaesthetic. PETER: Doctor, may I ask, what is it you keep putting into Medibot's mouth?

#LookAroundYou Series 2, Episode 2 - Health PAM: Oh, that is remarkable. DR LAVENDER: Oo. (Chuckles) Well we're hoping to be able to do this for the entire body but unfortunately, at the moment the cream only lasts for about quarter of an hour before the skin starts to scab over and… (1/2)

Look Around You Series 2, Episode 3 - Sport PROVASTIAN: Well, there's Ninastian, Compastian, Hairhastain, Fantastian, Clilthrastian, and Torvartian, who's our leader in a way. JACK: I understand Ninastian is with us tonight.

#LookAroundYou Series 2, Episode 2 - Health PAM: But since then, you've been very busy, haven't you? DR LAVENDER: Yes, well I've spent most of that time trying to find a potential cure for Cobbles with the help of my research team.

Look Around You Series 2, Episode 1 - Music LEONARD HATRED: That's right. When I lived with my parents, erm...they were both great snorers and er...I've always been a light sleeper. Erm...so they caused me a lot of annoyments. PETER: I see.

#LookAroundYou Series 2, Episode 4 - Food PAM: Husband? OLD PAM: Well, first husband, because you remarried three times.

Look Around You Series 2, Episode 2 - Health MEDIBOT: Medibot! DR FU: Please configure laser settings.

#LookAroundYou Series 2, Episode 3 - Sport JACK: I understand Ninastian is with us tonight. PROVASTIAN: Yes, he is, he's over there. He's a little camera-shy, I'm afraid.

Look Around You Series 2, Episode 4 - Food NARRATOR: [V.O.] Andy Gough talks about Slimby. ANDY GOUGH: I would eat just about anything I could get me hands on. One time I was so desperate I even ate poisoned berries. I tried everything but nothing worked for me. Until one day a… (1/2)

#LookAroundYou Series 2, Episode 2 - Health DR LAVENDER: Yeah, that's OK. OK. And so you can see the cream is now working its way slowly through my semi-porous rock. PAM: Right. Now, just before the programme started we applied some cream to a small area of Dr Lavender's body so that… (1/2)

Look Around You Series 2, Episode 3 - Sport PROVASTIAN: Well, this is our principal project at the moment. Its, erm... Well, we... We've... Do you know? Ninastian knows more about this one than I do. JACK: OK.

#LookAroundYou Series 2, Episode 1 - Music PEALY: Now, Synthesizer Patel, synthesizers are starting to come in all sorts of shapes and sizes. This one here, for instance, looks a bit like a calculator. SYNTHESIZER PATEL: Ah. That is quite right, Pealy. That is because it is a… (1/2)

Look Around You Series 2, Episode 3 - Sport PEALY: Thanks, chaps. PETER: And that is a beautiful trophy.

#LookAroundYou Series 2, Episode 4 - Food SPACE WIFE: He's fine. He misses you. SPACEMAN: Give him my love.

Look Around You Series 2, Episode 1 - Music DJ: And now let's take a look at this week's Top 10. DJ: At No.10, it's Jonathan Silverstein with Punky Bar Mitzvah.

#LookAroundYou Series 2, Episode 2 - Health PROF CRAVEN: Well, their hopes, their fears, their sexual desires, er, their worries, er... things that might not be apparent on the surface. MISTRESS: (V.O) Stop eating that jam, you little shit!

Look Around You Series 2, Episode 2 - Health PAM: Now, Doctor, you're a sufferer from the condition yourself, aren't you? DR LAVENDER: I am, Pam, yes.

#LookAroundYou Series 2, Episode 1 - Music SIR ALAN REES: Well, we're phasing out the whole pneumatic tube system because it's, om, clearly not working. As well as the whole Post Office tower business, we've had everything from a coat hanger in the Top 10 to a motor insurance policy… (1/2)

Look Around You Series 2, Episode 2 - Health JACK: Now, Medibot is the only robot in the world qualified to perform surgery and being a robot... MEDIBOT: Medibot!

#LookAroundYou Series 2, Episode 3 - Sport ROS LAMB: About three and a half thousand miles an hour, give or take. PETER: Well, that's a pretty big increase. Well, we're really going to put Ros to the test now, because we've devised a special Look Around You challenge for her.

Look Around You Series 2, Episode 4 - Food JACK: We've got a jam-packed show for you tonight. We'll be stepping inside the restaurant of the future and sampling the latest hi-tech cuisine. PEALY: Like this clever idea - recycled food, made using the leftovers from hotels and hospitals.

#LookAroundYou Series 2, Episode 3 - Sport JACK: Now, this jolly chap over here, what is this? PROVASTIAN: Ah, this is our piggyball.

Look Around You Series 2, Episode 2 - Health JACK: Thanks, Pete. PEALY: Nice knowing you, Jack.

#LookAroundYou Series 2, Episode 2 - Health PETER: Well, listen Jack, don't get too attached to it, because you've got to have it changed back before next week's show. JACK: Oh! But I love it.

Look Around You Series 2, Episode 1 - Music THE RECORD: This record has been erased. (Bleep) This record has been erased. (Bleep) This record has been erased. (Bleep) SIR ALAN REES: And um... Now the record is totally useless.

#LookAroundYou Series 2, Episode 2 - Health PAM: And in honour of his remarkable achievement against such adversity the invention we're putting forward this week is the anti-cobbling cream, created by Dr Phillip Lavender. DR LAVENDER: (Lavender) Hello again.

Look Around You Series 2, Episode 1 - Music DJ: The outrageous Marigold's at No.7 this week with Romeo And Julian. DJ: At No.6, everyone's favourite pensioner, Grandad, with The Good Old Days. Aw.

#LookAroundYou Series 2, Episode 2 - Health PETER: You still hungry, Pealy? PEALY: Mm, I think I might finish the rest of this now.

Look Around You Series 2, Episode 4 - Food CLIVE POUNDS: OK, so now you... Oh, good choice, sir. Pop your order into the fax machine, like so. Punch in the number of the kitchen. Now that sound informs you that the kitchen is awaiting your order. CHEF: One beef casserole for table nine.

#LookAroundYou Series 2, Episode 3 - Sport PEALY: Thanks, Pam. And the funny thing is, I've never played golf or tennis before. And I was on my period. PAM: Obviously a natural.

Look Around You Series 2, Episode 2 - Health PAM: (V.O) Professor Craven has an extensive library of people's dreams all captured on video cassette. PAM: So, Professor, what are we going to look at now?

#LookAroundYou Series 2, Episode 2 - Health DR LAVENDER: Well, we've produced what is essentially a body cream which rejuvenates dormant tissue and skin cells and aims to reverse the damaging effects of Cobbles. PAM: I see. And what does it contain?

Look Around You Series 2, Episode 2 - Health DR FU: Well, why don't we, er...er, clean him up, and dress him up so we can all take a look? PETER: I can't wait.

#LookAroundYou Series 2, Episode 4 - Food PEALY: Like this clever idea - recycled food, made using the leftovers from hotels and hospitals. PAM: But don't worry, because none of this food will be going to waste. As you can see it's all being eaten by Tony Parker, better known as the… (1/2)

#LookAroundYou Series 2, Episode 1 - Music BASS PLAYER: # Reggae man, what you doin? # Reggae man # Come on, Reggae man # Reggae man, what you doin'? # Reggae man JACK: # Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah

Look Around You Series 2, Episode 1 - Music ANTONY CARMICHAEL: I suppose the secret to a good profiterole is fresh cream and good ingredients. PETER: Well, let's hope you have the right ingredients tonight. Now, Antony, tell us, what is your prediction for the music of the future?

#LookAroundYou Series 2, Episode 1 - Music DJ: At No.10, it's Jonathan Silverstein with Punky Bar Mitzvah. DJ: The Emerald Sisters are at 9 with Botched Operation.

Look Around You Series 2, Episode 1 - Music JACK: ..we can being to understand the immense power of sound and realise just how fragile our ears actually are. Thanks, Pam. [Pam sings a low note which causes the glass to reconstitute itself.]

#LookAroundYou Series 2, Episode 1 - Music ANTONY CARMICHAEL: # I'm rapping to the beat... # PETER: Well done. That was fantastic. And thank you for introducing us all to the world of rap music. Well, we've seen all three contestants tonight but which one will... [1/2]

Look Around You Series 2, Episode 2 - Health DR LAVENDER: Ah, thank you, Pealy. Ooh. (Chuckles) And what a very quick voice you've got. Goodbye. PETER: Well, now it's the moment we've all been waiting for, because it's time to unveil Jack Morgan's brand-new... [1/2]

#LookAroundYou Series 2, Episode 3 - Sport JACK: Mm-hmm. PROVASTIAN: Used mainly for charity matches.

Look Around You Series 2, Episode 1 - Music JACK: # Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah BASS PLAYER: # People #

#LookAroundYou Series 2, Episode 3 - Sport BUNNY GNOWLES: Quiet, please! SPECTATOR 2: Go on, Pealy!

Look Around You Series 2, Episode 1 - Music PETER: And thank you once again to our judge, the ghost of Tchaikovsky. Thanks, Tchaikovsky. Thaikovsky. PAM: Well, next week one of us will be having plastic surgery right here on the programme, as we take a look at... [1/2]

#LookAroundYou Series 2, Episode 1 - Music LEONARD HATRED: When I got married, we moved to the countryside and er... they proceeded to build an abattoir directly opposite the house. So it was the constant noise of dying cows, which was the er...the final... [1/2]

Look Around You Series 2, Episode 3 - Sport BUNNY GNOWLES: Hole, set and match, Pealy Maghti. PEALY: (V.O.) I'd done it! Against all odds, I'd beaten the American at his own game.

#LookAroundYou Series 2, Episode 3 - Sport SCOTT: (Softly, to himself) Come on, Scott, come on. BUNNY GNOWLES: Advantage, Miss Maghti.

Look Around You Series 2, Episode 1 - Music JACK: # Show them what to do... # PETER: Nice hair, by the way.

#LookAroundYou Series 2, Episode 3 - Sport JACK: So what you're saying is you've managed to out-round the sphere, so to speak. NINASTIAN: Yes.

Look Around You Series 2, Episode 1 - Music BASS PLAYER: # People # ANNOUNCER: You're watching Two. And now for our weekly look at the world of science and technology - Look Around You.

#LookAroundYou Series 2, Episode 2 - Health MEDIBOT: Medibot! (Beat) Medibot! PETER: Well, while Jack's getting cleaned up, let's remind ourselves of what he used to look like with this special report from Loorizons, the toilet industry's annual exhibition in Bath.

Look Around You Series 2, Episode 2 - Health ANNOUNCER: You're watching Two. And now for our weekly look at the world of science and technology - Look Around You. PETER: On tonight's programme...

#LookAroundYou Series 2, Episode 2 - Health PAM: Good luck, Jack. Hope you're going to be all right. JACK: I'll be fine. Bye-bye. Bye.

Look Around You Series 2, Episode 2 - Health PETER: Now Dr., I'm sure that our female viewers are thinking, and probably one or two male viewers, as well, how on earth could you improve on this? DR FU: Well, I certainly try. Through the course of my work I have... [1/2]

#LookAroundYou Series 2, Episode 2 - Health DR FU: Oh, Medibot? He's doing a great job. Aren't you, Medibot? MEDIBOT: Medibot!

Look Around You Series 2, Episode 2 - Health PETER: Well, because this toothbrush doesn't use toothpaste to clean your teeth, but electricity. PETER: (V.O) The powerful electric current not only burns away plaque but it hardens the tooth enamel making your teeth up to 120 times stronger.

Look Around You Series 2, Episode 1 - Music PAM: So in the words of Elvis Presley, "Something had to be done." And here at ROPRA's headquarters, in London's West End, something is being done. PAM: [V.O.] Sir Alan Rees is the chairman of ROPRA.

#LookAroundYou Series 2, Episode 3 - Sport MARIO: Well, Ros is understandably pretty well worn out after her 524-mile run. And as you can see, she's quite a bit smaller than when she started out. That's due to a massive increase in her body temperature from... [1/2]

Look Around You Series 2, Episode 2 - Health PAM: OK, well let's take a look at it. TEACHER: Craven! Craven?! Chapter nine! Read!

#LookAroundYou Series 2, Episode 2 - Health MAN IN BED: Hola? Flamingo. PAM: (V.O) It's clear that our unconscious minds are actually extremely active and Professor Craven's team have been developing new ways of harnessing the brain's powers while we're asleep.

#LookAroundYou Series 2, Episode 3 - Sport PEALY: Go easy on me, Scott! SCOTT: Not a chance!

Look Around You Series 2, Episode 2 - Health JACK: There we are. Good boy. MEDIBOT: Medibot!

#LookAroundYou Series 2, Episode 3 - Sport PETER: So Look Around You sent Pealy Maghti off to our sister country, America, to try it out. PEALY: (V.O.) Pennsylvania, USA. When you think of Pennsylvania, you probably think of pencils. But in America,... [1/3]

Look Around You Series 2, Episode 3 - Sport PETER: (V.O.) Ros is going to attempt to run from here, BBC Television Centre in London, all the way to our studio in Aberdeen, where she'll be met by BBC Scotland's Mario Abdullah-Levy. Hello Mario! MARIO: Hello Peter!

#LookAroundYou Series 2, Episode 2 - Health MEDIBOT: Medibot! DR FU: Prepare the anaesthetic.

#LookAroundYou Series 2, Episode 2 - Health PETER: Jack? JACK: Mm?

Look Around You Series 2, Episode 1 - Music PETER: Well, perhaps we'll all be listening to your composition. So, Toni Baxter, you now have 30 seconds to give us your Music 2000. Good luck. TONI BAXTER: # Yes

#LookAroundYou Series 2, Episode 3 - Sport JACK: (V.O.) That's right, Peter. It was several years ago and I used to fool around with one of her sisters as well. PEALY: (V.O.) Not at the same time I hope!

Look Around You Series 2, Episode 2 - Health PETER: And, of course, Dr Fu will be assisted by Medibot... MEDIBOT: Medibot!

#LookAroundYou Series 2, Episode 3 - Sport PEALY: I fancy... Fancy Nancy. JACK: I'm going to take a chance on Nutmeg. How about you, Pete?

Look Around You Series 2, Episode 1 - Music TONY RUDD: # Machadaynu, Aberdeenu... # PETER: Oh, well done, Tony, that was great. Wasn't that fantastic?

#LookAroundYou Series 2, Episode 1 - Music PETER: Now, Leonard, can you tell me what does your spray contain? LEONARD HATRED: It's obviously a secret formula but I can reveal that it contains liquid skin.

Look Around You Series 2, Episode 3 - Sport PROVASTIAN: Hello, Jack. JACK: Hello, welcome to Look Around You. Now, Provastian, you're an exact copy of the original Sebastian Jackson, aren't you?

#LookAroundYou Series 2, Episode 3 - Sport PAM: Obviously a natural. PEALY: Oh, thank you!

Look Around You Series 2, Episode 2 - Health DR FU: Pretty good. At the moment we are stripping away the extraneous tissue from Jack's face, so hopefully we will be on course to finishing in time. PETER: And how's your assistant?

#LookAroundYou Series 2, Episode 2 - Health PETER: However, there is one side effect. PEALY: (Quickly) Because the current also passes through your vocal cords it can affect your speech patterns so you won't find it in the shops for quite a while yet. But we'll keep you posted.

Look Around You Series 2, Episode 3 - Sport JACK: (O.S.) Well, I think we're going to meet Ninastian Jackson now. (Music plays as Ninastian walks over) Hello, Ninastian. NINASTIAN: Hello.

#LookAroundYou Series 2, Episode 3 - Sport SPECTATOR 2: Go on, Pealy! PEALY: (V.O.) Tensions ran high, both on and off the court.

Look Around You Series 2, Episode 3 - Sport PETER: Oh, I beg your pardon. NINASTIAN: Provastian's dropped off.

#LookAroundYou Series 2, Episode 2 - Health DR FU: Medibot? MEDIBOT: Medibot!

Look Around You Series 2, Episode 2 - Health DR FU: Well, I certainly try. Through the course of my work I have studied hundreds and hundreds of faces, analysing the proportions and sizes of features and it is this information I will be applying to Jack as I try... [1/2]

#LookAroundYou Series 2, Episode 3 - Sport PROVASTIAN: Oh yes. But best not to use it in the hot weather - gets covered in maggots. JACK: And it's just all meat?

Look Around You Series 2, Episode 3 - Sport PROVASTIAN: Used mainly for charity matches. JACK: Now, this last one looks extremely intriguing. Just over here.

#LookAroundYou Series 2, Episode 2 - Health JACK: My face feels a bit numb but I'm all right, thanks, Pam. DR FU: Well, why don't we, er...er, clean him up, and dress him up so we can all take a look?

Look Around You Series 2, Episode 3 - Sport PETER: That's four minutes and fifteen seconds. Well, that smashes her previous record, by, I think, thirteen... thirteen seconds, so that's another world record. Erm, well done! PAM: Wow!

#LookAroundYou Series 2, Episode 2 - Health PETER: So, Doctor, tell us, how will Medibot be working tonight? DR FU: Well, er, Medibot will be using a powerful laser to carry out most of the remodelling and re-shaping of Jack's features.

Look Around You Series 2, Episode 3 - Sport PEALY: And Championess and Paul Alan go through to the final of our Look Around You Invention of the Year competition at the end of the series, where they could win this magnificent trophy, presented on the programme,... [1/2]

#LookAroundYou Series 2, Episode 1 - Music PAM: What's that little box? SIR ALAN REES: Om that is actually a transmitting device that's built into the record. So as soon as you place the needle on to the, om, groove of the record, it sends out an electronic... [1/2]

Look Around You Series 2, Episode 2 - Health PETER: Well, now it's the moment we've all been waiting for, because it's time to unveil Jack Morgan's brand-new face. So Doctor, how do you think you've done? DR FU: Er, pretty good, Pete. I think me and Medibot... [1/2]

#LookAroundYou Series 2, Episode 3 - Sport PETER: And that is a beautiful trophy. [Look Around You Challenge ident.]

Look Around You Series 2, Episode 3 - Sport NINASTIAN: Hello. PROVASTIAN: Tell him about it.

#LookAroundYou Series 2, Episode 3 - Sport JACK: Now, question - what do these four footballers have in common? Bunyard Coopin, Willy Billiams, Jack 'The Lad' Jeffries, and Partaria Flynn. Think you know? Well, the obvious answer is that they're all deaf, but... [1/3]

Look Around You Series 2, Episode 2 - Health DR FU: Medibot. MEDIBOT: Medibot!

#LookAroundYou Series 2, Episode 2 - Health JACK: Hello there - he can work faster and much more accurately than a human surgeon. PETER: So let's now meet the man who works with Medibot on a daily basis, Dr Franklin Fu.

Look Around You Series 2, Episode 3 - Sport COMMENTATOR: (V.O.) Oh, would you look at this! Charging through the competition with an final incredible burst of energy, Ros Lamb, the Southport Sparrow, surges through to become the world 400,000 metres champion!... [1/2]

#LookAroundYou Series 2, Episode 1 - Music PETER: We're back with the second round of Music 2000, our quest to discover the music we'll all be listening to in the future. Our judge, the ghost of Tchaikovsky, has already seen our first act, Tony Rudd. And now it's... [1/2]

Look Around You Series 2, Episode 3 - Sport PAM: Right. PAUL ALAN: ... and, er, the odds, the form...

#LookAroundYou Series 2, Episode 2 - Health PETER: Well, I won't keep you any longer. Best of luck with the operation. DR FU: Thank you.

Look Around You Series 2, Episode 1 - Music JACK: You're good at that. PETER: So what can be done about it? Well, short of writing to your MP about noise levels or picketing your local discotheque, there's nothing much we really can do. But now there may be an... [1/2]