Rachel @ 🥈🥈🥈

This is like a scene in an action movie, where the guy is about to finally kiss the girl, but more enemies show up before he can.

oh my god the way Saori jumped in to make the save AFTER Fuwachan already got the pin from the Hazukistral. She absolutely did NOT expect that to work.

And that's before you get to this bullshit 😭💕

wait what the fuck they're so cute

Catching up on Stardom finally and I love how Kamitani wasn't shaking the rope hard enough to do anything, so Natsupoi had to take a moment before realizing she could be selling dramatically. But she got there.

Yoshiki should kill him idk

I unironically love when KENTA sits on a guy after his foot stomp. It's less elegant than Kenoh's roll, but it's more protected and much more effective. Plus it's funny.

What's their fucking issue??

Losing my shit at Kai and Ozawa watching the mic hit the ground like two cats watching a bird.

Oh my GODDDD they both did the shubabu knee for Harutoki 😭😭😭

Kotoge providing Tadasuke with an nice breeze on this hot June day. How kind of him!!

Entranced with Kenoh's leg wiggles here. I like how they get more urgent after he hears Tsuruya getting pinned.

Oh no they're SO good together....😭💕 "weight class doesn't matter...........we're comin' for that championship."

Not sure I'd call the execution perfect, but I fucking LOVE the ingenuity from Endo here. Pulling Hayata down by the legs so he could land out of the move on his feet, and therefore could roll Sugiura up. Just really good synergy.

Now why on earth would Sugiura move his hand like that?? 🤔 #noah_ghc

Not the low-five lmfao. Possibly the most dad-like thing I've ever seen him do in my life.

The jounetsu limiters are OFF!! #noah_ghc

This is why I can never walk away from the sport

This whole sequence was hilarious, but Ryusei breaking eye-contact with Midori to casually fetch Naito's fallen hat is really killing me. Sometimes your dad fucks up and you have to stop checking out your newest rival to go help him.

Lmfao Tadasuke please. Sorry babe but you're not the legal man. You're just gonna have to suffer until Kenta gets bored 🤷

Like sometimes you really can just tell when a guy begged to take certain spots.

Oh my god it really was his idea. He wanted to take it off dramatically after stealing Masa's taunt. What a guy.

Like was the chin-in-hand REALLY necessary?? #noah_ghc

Midorin's legs are so long that he has to do a little jog-in-place before he does his Young Boy Run down the stairs😭

Someone is really going to end this tour by going bald for real, at this rate. 😭

I've said this before but I think it's beautiful that Kikyo has spent her whole life wanting to be a mid-card comedy wrestler and you can absolutely tell. #Stardom

Utami is turning into another one who is great for Expressions. Her drinking it all in 😭💕

Greatest tag team in the league and it isn't even close #noah_ghc

Bro put those thangs away

Case in point:

Not Kitamiya ducking for the machine gun spray

THE POWER OF THICK THIGHS PREVAILS

Good Rina ragdolling here. I love when people sell big boots like they've been shot.

This fucking rules. Lady really will not give Rina any room to breathe. It's so good.