THE MACHINE

Mortal Kombat 9 was a story written by real people

Mortal Kombat Conquest (1998, Funimation Dub OST)

I TAKE NO ORDERS FROM YOU

GENERAL SEPTUM GUNDAM WING VOICE ACTOR APPRECIATION

I LITERALLY BROKE DOWN IN TEARS AT WORK BECAUSE OF THIS

Getting ready to make out with my S.O. until suddenly:

Me when I fuck up which bus was mine to go to work in:

That one noise Palpatine makes during the Anakin/Obi/Dooku 2V1 still gets to me like what even was that supposed to be

SHE LITERALLY DOES A PSYCHO CRUSHER THIS IS ONE OF THE GREATEST THINGS TELEVISION HAS EVER AIRED

Trump spending money on his ballroom instead of helping the American people #news #politics #gas #community #Trump

Jeff Rath: "This is the second judge now that's decided that they want to engage in politics and to be a political actor rather than a judicial actor and to basically engage in politics while wearing a black robe with a red sash."

Activist Guido Reichstadter scaled the Frederick Douglass Bridge in Washington, D.C. earlier this month to protest the Iran war. "What I did was follow the call of my heart. I couldn't stay silent in the face of these ongoing acts of mass murder by the U.S. government in my name."

I told y’all Hillary Clinton has zero fucks left to give! #Pinks #Momsky

Wemby taunting SGA lol

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#TomodachiLifeLivingTheDream Matt from Wii Sports gives me a haircut. Oh well, could’ve been so much worse! He could’ve given me a Mohawk or some other tragic haircut that footballers have!

🚨BREAKING: Israeli Inflicts A Civilian Massacre In Deir Qanoun, South Lebanon At least 11 Lebanese have been killed in a single strike.

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OH MY GOD, whoever made this one, 🤌 *chef's kiss* #AI #TV

🎥Phillies interim manager Don Mattingly said Andrew Painter’s command was off in tonight’s 12-1 loss to A’s. Painter gave up 8 runs in 3 2/3.

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Salah in tears listening to You'll Never Walk Alone one last time. He'll always be one of us... 😢 #LFC

🔵 He should be disqualified on this alone. And her "woo" at the end is everything 🔵🤣

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Anyone else got this issue if you even consider it an issue 🤣😏

When pranking your Paranormal Pal backfires #furry #twitch #vtuber #funny #phasmophobia

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Another WTH moment with creepy RFK Jr who loves yoinking snakes and other critters to torture them.

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🔴 I'm a romantic at heart. And I admit, despite it all, it's so wonderful to see how DEEPLY in love Donald Trump is, with NY Giants Quarterback Jaxson Dart ... 💕 "A handsome guy, a beautiful guy ... he said: I love you, sir." It warms the heart. You go, Mr. President! 👍🏻 😂

I guess there's a reason his name is abe SIMPson, right? Absolute filth from this old man. #Simpsons #RoadRage #RetroGaming #Gaming

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If my foot was a pet #funny #lol

Curated data helps, but garbage online still shapes AI outputs. #ai #internet #data

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soon rok got the ADVANCED UPDATED naughty cell version 🤣🤣🤣🤣 i’m screaming finna take yumi through there 😭 #yumiscells3 #kdrama

This is the difference our UK Labour Government is making 👇

“Before I thank God, I wanna say: ICE out. We’re not savage, we’re not animals, we’re not aliens. We are human, and we are Americans.” — Bad Bunny

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Why do we bend over backwards to ensure billionaire welfare?

✨️ Teshendale falls to an orc horde from the Dragonspine Mountains and is claimed by Zhentil Keep, marking a dark turn for the Dalelands. Follow along as we share daily lore leading up to Guide to the Dalelands. Join the mailing list at realmsbound.com ✨ #dnd #forgottenrealms #realmsbound #TTRPG

Quote with a fictional band that is not spinal tap

Prediction betting. Dark AF . ..the Trump administration are winning at something at least. 💙🤬💙

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💔 A heartbreaking update has been issued from Longview: all 9 workers who had been reported missing following a deadly building implosion have now been found and identified.

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Let’s get suited up.

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For 3 months, Donald Trump has carried out an illegal war of choice with Iran with no plan and no endgame in sight. Rhode Islanders are paying the price. Joined Kayla Fish on @wpri12.bsky.social to discuss how Trump’s chaos is driving up gas & grocery prices for working families across our state.

Cooking alongside Meghan was such a joy. She shares my passion not only for food, but for feeding the people you love.” - Chef José Andrés #WithLoveMeghan #MeghanSussex #DuchessofSussex

Another Israeli war crime.

BANNING ORDER I don't give a toss, Musk A caller says that George and MOATS have been shadow banned by Elon Musk's X. No, it's the full monty, George responds, just look at the derisory poll numbers. Perhaps Musk is smarting from his latest court loss to Sam Altman over OpenAI Follow #MOATS 556

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