Patti Mack 🇨🇦🍁

Does he seriously think that “affordability” is a new word that Democrats just recently made up? OMFG 🤣😂🤣😂🤡🤡 TRUMP: "They came in and they said, 'affordability.' They made up the word."

“What extent are Americans’ financial situation motivating you to make a deal?” “Not even a little bit. The only thing that matters when we’re talking about Iran is they can’t have a nuclear weapon. I don't think about Americans’ financial situation, I don’t think about anybody, ….”

No, it was YOUR dumb ass that didn’t know what was meant by “sea” TRUMP: "with respect to drugs coming in by sea, MEANING drugs coming in by water, by the ocean, by the s—-a lot of people don't know what I mean by sea. They think I'm talking about vision I'm not I'm talking about sea like the sea."

Cue the sad trombone sounds

Fox News is now telling USians that Iran is strapping suicide bombs to dolphins. 🙄 "Kamikaze dolphins. The Persians want to strap mines to dolphins to weaponize the Strait. Don't tell Peter. .."

What a fucking 🤡 TRUMP: “I took three of them <cognitive tests>. Aced all of them, by the way. Y’know, I'm the only president ……..I’m the only president to take a cognitive test, ‘cuz, I don't think Obama could pass it….I don’t. Didn’t he get into Harvard with a C average, I dunno-oh….”

REPORTER: “Mr President, it’s day 60. Are you going to seek congressional authorization for…” TRUMP: “No other country has ever done it. It’s never been, as you know, most people consider it totally unconstitutional. Also we had a ceasefire so that gives you additional time. …”

Epic dressing down of Trump’s spineless judicial nominees by Sen Blumenthal when they fail to properly answer the question of who won the 2020 election.

This will NEVER get old

Sundowning Grandpa Befuddlepants cuts in front of Queen Camilla while she is shaking hands, and shakes the hands of his own cabinet members. 25th this guy already!!

if anti-charisma was a human:

LUTNICK: “It is outrageous that Canada will not put US spirits on the shelf. It is insulting and disrespectful to America…” SHAHEEN: “…They won't do it because of the insults from this president and comments like yours…”

Iranian navy to ship attempting to pass through the Strait of Hormuz: "The Strait of Hormuz is still closed. We will open it by the order of our leader Imam Khamenei, not by the tweets of some idiot."