Pan poslanec Novák (ANO) má starost o to, co přiveze Vystrčil z Taiwanu. Nejde si u toho nevzpomenout na Novákovu slavnou cestu do Číny, odkud chtěl přivézt pandu a dostalo se mu za to od Babiše označení "dvojnásobný blb" […] [Original post on zpravobot.news]

Moc složité. Něco takového průměrnému voliči ANO nikdy nedojde.

Andrej je vítaný materiál i pro stand-upy.

Alena Schillerová nalezla zázračnou kalkulačku, na které čísla vyjdou pokaždé tak, jak je potřeba. Hollywoodováno.

Filip to s námi myslí tak dobře. A tohle je vděk. (credit @vain_satira)

Ke Kaddáfímu, hm.

Pro úplnost zmíněné Babišovo video.

Zamyšlení Radka Vondráčka

"Mafiánský zmrdostán" je skvělý označení.

Další poslanec myslitel z ANO. "Je správně, že se s německými politiky nikdo z vládní koalice nepotká?" "Je to fakt." "A je to správně nebo ne?" "Je to fakt." A je to správně nebo ne?" "Je to fakt." "Kdo je podle vás zodpovědný za tuto náladu ve společnosti?" "Média."

HAMAS WAS NEVER A TERRORIST ORGANIZATION. The lies & propaganda that is spread by the US & Israel is only to support & serve themselves & to justify GENOCIDE. ETHNIC CLEANSING of Palestinians. This is SICK & INHUMANE. #EgalitarianAF #FreePalestine #FreeSudan #FreeCongo #FreeYemen #EndGenocide

Layan Nasser, a Palestinian student at Birzeit University, was released today after eight months of abduction by the Israeli forces. She was held without charges or trial.

Yall this lady tried to run over a child. Neighborhood should have whooped her ass.

they answered this so weird the fuq

Piers Morgan has exclaimed that some British newspapers will disappear in the next 10 years. Politico’s senior executive editor, Kate Day, pushes back on The Media Club with @mattdeegan.com. Listen and watch now: 📺 https://youtu.be/vczfHj48B6s 🔈 https://podfollow.com/themediaclub #Podcast

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Only second to fax machines as most untrusted objects

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“Why the footsy playing? Why the enabling? Why do separatist think Danielle Smith is doing their bidding? Why is she on stage with Poilievre and Trump regime ambassador who insults Canada? Do they want to run the 51st State?” 🚨 🇨🇦 OShow Scandal Panel 🔗 youtu.be/e0m7WQjS1Gk?si… #Cndpoli #Ableg

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🗣️ “What they're looking for is recognition as professional healthcare workers,” - Martin Daly TD, Fianna Fáil. 🗣️ “The solution coming to Government, as usual, is spending more money,” - Shane Coleman. #TonightVMTV

#NBA #Knicks DOMINATE #Cavs ! Unstoppable Duo & INSANE Finals Preview! #ECF #NBAPlayoffs The New York Knicks are steamrolling through the playoffs after another dominant win over the Cleveland Cavaliers! www.2kk2network.com

Supreme Court Justice Alito’s son has been working in the Trump administration🇺🇸

Join our fabulous Welcome Table Chorus for a show at Bombyx on 3/31 to raise funds for both The Center for New Americans &Jewish Family Service. Our last show was such fun (see these clips) and we can't wait to be in Florence, MA together again for another wonderful evening of music. Come on out!

Trick Williams Trick slapped the hell out of Ricky Saints. #SmackDown

#oil #prices #explore #fyp #BreakingNewsUSA Full story: https://jqjo.com/article/60ghyv3a

... And so that's why @thetnholler.bsky.social is calling out Bernie and Hasan Piker for *GLAZING* Rogan/Schultz/Theo ... Right?

Israel just dropped bombs on the Qaraoun Dam in Lebanon’s Beqaa Valley, a key water reservoir serving civilian populations across surrounding villages. This is not a battlefield target. It is a critical water infrastructure. This is an act of genocide

#nwsl on ion

"You're playing politics with our officers." bit.ly/4mAdxgH

It's funny how those conservative, Republican, and MAGAT types who support this corrupt "administration" full of drunks, pedophiles, felons, and other criminals actually think they're Christians.

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"Does everyone need to become an entrepreneur?" There's a big undercurrent of this floating around, but all the folks I hear are MISSING something important... if you're in the U.S., your healthcare disappears when your full-time job does. Why is no one talking about this?? New episode, out now!

Celebrating our magic community of alumni 💫 Panagis left Manchester Academy in 2024 🏆 Now he's studying at Xaverian College with dreams of becoming a mechanical engineer 💭 #WhereWinnersAreMade Get in touch today and show us how you continue to #MakeManchesterMagic 📣

Foxes playing all over my shit!

Welcome to Cosgrove Care, one of our newest members! We're very excited to have Cosgrove join us, and can't wait to get to work with them! 🎉🥳🤝

MAJOR MILESTONE: On Tuesday, private schools in Texas can begin registering to accept school vouchers. Acting Comptroller Kelly Hancock on how many will join and when parents will know if their private school of choice is participating. LINK: www.wfaa.com/article/news... #txlege

All hail the king of the north

Mit diesem Ausblick durften die Veldener heute in den Tag starten. 🌅😍

Could the Epstein files trigger the downfall of the UK Prime Minister? #news

INCOMING BLUE ROUTE BRAWL: This week Nick and Josh take on Paul to see who learned the most basketball in college. It's unclear if there was a winner but we just hope you learn something. It's Fox College Hoops '99 BAAAAABY

Going to heaven is not something Trump should be concerned with.

My day of birth has approacheth 🥳

making a video to scratch the itch thats been in my brain

It's here!! The new iPhone pride (Eurovision 2024) wallpapers!!

People worry about themselves. #etiquette #mannermatters #betterlife #Home #teamworkmakesthedreamworks

I'm loving WWM too much. But of course, you know I had to put my boy Zyn into this He's so pretty!!!

Positions at EPISD are on the chopping block. Also, city council member proposed end to agreement with META. Finally, infrastructure set to begin soon on Piedras Street. MORE: https://www.ktsm.com/news/episd-weighs-financial-exigency-staffing-reductions-as-district-faces-budget-challenges/ 

🇮🇱🇺🇲: *pokes a bear with a stick* Also 🇮🇱🇺🇲: *scapegoats, virtue signals, & complains they got attacked* 🇮🇱🇺🇲's like a rapist that complains they got kicked in the balls 🇮🇱🇺🇲 commit gross war crimes/fraud UN intervenes 🇮🇱🇺🇲 hides behind "Hague Invasion Act" Dems cover it up 🇺🇲 ppl wonder why 🌏 hates 🇺🇲 Repeat

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It's time for big and bold policies in maternity care. My interview with Sarah-Jane Mee on Sky News 👇

POV: you need to get dressed for work after a russian attack. When your everyday life starts looking like a horror video game, you know your neighbor is russia. There are no cheat codes — only air defenses: u24.gov.ua/sky-defense?...