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📣 We have great news! Comrade Tulsi Gabbard is out. Reporting from Reuters says that the White House forced Gabbard out. No word yet on who her even worse replacement will be, but it will likely rhyme with utin. 💁‍♂️ #HitTheRoadJack #FDT

Any pretense of doing the job of the people has failed in the US House this evening. Speaker Mike Johnson, Louisiana coward, has canceled the War Powers Resolution vote to stop Trump's illegal war. The Senate passed it and Johnson knows it would pass the House to pass too. Video by @ jesscraven101

It's even worse than you posted, Progressive Caucus! The phrase chosen by "Dr" Oz, "under-babied", isn't even a medical term. It's made up nonsense used for a political purpose and it's meant to sound pseudo scientific. 🤦‍♂️ 1/2

What the f*ck is going on with Trump’s hands??!! And why isn't the media talking about this obvious cover-up? 🤷 Joe Biden stuttered and fell off his bicycle, and the media couldn't shut up about it. Trump can't remember Don Jr's name! 💁 #DecomposerInChief #FDT Truth 💣 by@ jojo.fromjerz

Who's excited for the next pandemic with Trump at the helm? 😃 Think of all the new, exciting hobbies you can learn and existential dread you can develop while locked down in your home. Again! 😐 Never fear; RFK will save us! 😵‍💫 @ mermaidmamamaggie #Pandemic2.0 #Hantavirus #DementiaInChief #FDT

Happy Cinco de Mayo to everyone who didn't vote for the orange taint! 🍹 🍊🤢 #FDT #TrumpIsInTheEpsteinFiles

The Trump administration flubbed this week, flying the Australian flag instead of the UK flag for a state visit by King Charles. 🤦‍♂️ Afterwards, King Charles epically trolled US President DerpDerp. 👏 Insight by @ godlessgardener #KingCharles #Australia #BellendInChief #PresidentDickhead

Actual footage of Miranda Priestly running into Erika Kirk after the White House Correspondents lame duck dinner. Hypocrisy is a hell of a thing, isn't it? 🚸🔫 = 🩸💰 Excellent Miranda by @ lisandravcomedy #DevilWearsPrada #SheDevil #FDT

Do you want to stop the authoritarian takeover of CNN? If so, you must act immediately! Cancel your Paramount+ subscription before Friday to send a message to stockholders before they vote on whether or not to sell to Trump croonies. 🚫 democracyactioncenter.org/action #CancelParamount #FDT

Mr Seven Bankruptcies meets Mr Forever Wars. You get what you voted for! 💁‍♂️ #WarIsTheUltimateEpsteinDistraction #TroopsArentPawns #TrumpIsInTheEpsteinFiles #FDT

The SAVE Act nonsense is back. It will disenfranchise about 70 mil women, black & brown people, trans persons, and mobility-limited seniors, and anyone else that votes by mail. 🤬 Call your Representative & Senators ASAP to kill this thing once and for all. 202-224-3121 #RepublicansProtectPedofiles

5 years ago today on International Women’s Day: The Fearless Girl is Breaking the Glass Ceiling in front of the NY Stock Exchange 💥 The work came with a message: today’s broken glass ceilings are tomorrow’s stepping stones. March 7/8, 2021. Artists @mericamay #InternationalWomensDay #FearlessGirl

📣 Last week, 31 members of the Senate & 87 in the House voted to override the Gov's veto on the latest hate bill in Kansas. All Republicans, cowards, & bigots. Today, those directly affected are receiving letters ordering them to surrender their license or be jailed. We'll remember in November. 🤬

Mocking women’s sports is not humor; it is insecurity. Women train hard, compete hard, and sacrifice even harder. Every careless joke you say or laugh at teaches a girl what you think she deserves. They are listening. Act accordingly. #WomenInSports #USAHockey Wisdom from @amandarunsandjumps

Terrified to watch Trump's State of the Union, but can't look away? Our prescription for you is State of the Disunion Bingo! 🥴 Warning: effects are amplified with alcohol🍹 Follow Heather Gardener and find the free bingo cards at the link below: beacons.ai/heathergtv #DimentiaDonsSOTU #SOTUBingo

Congratulations to the US Women's Hockey Team on medaling every single year since women's hockey was introduced at the Olympics! That is phenomenal. 👏 And to the so-called "men's" team, grow up. You had the opportunity to be role models, and you failed. Hockey fan/wife/mom @ sara_wiles

❄️ Have you ever snorted cocaine off of a toilet seat? 🛑 Have you ever written a song about your love of minor girls? (if yes, unfollow please) Have we got a MAGA bro workout for you! 🏋️‍♀️ Listen along as we narrate the workout, because we know you can't read. Narration by: The Secret Podcast

This was part of the plan... all along. Kickbacks, bribes, overpayments, all without competitive bidding or oversight. This is corruption at its finest. 💰 #FollowTheMoney #FDT #FuckICE #RepublicansProtectPedofiles#TrumpIsInTheEpsteinFiles Reporting by @ _paperplanet_

Sen Adam Schiff and Comedian/Actor/Producer, Hasan Minhaj debate the excruciating excrement of it all on "Have I Got News For You," sponsored by Presidential Pull-ups. Presidential Pull-Ups: Not only for normal diarrhea but verbal diarrhea too! 💩 🎶 Because he's a big boy now. 🎶 #IncontinentDon

🐕 Ruh roh! Did you think we would let you forget that the Trump administration still hasn't released the full and unredacted Epstein files? Not a chance, gang! #TrumpIsInTheEpsteinFiles #RepublicansProtectPedofiles #FDT Animation by @ Animunch

MS NOW’s Rachel Maddow gives her analysis after the Kansas City’s city council passed a five-year moratorium on non-city-run detention facilities after several ICE officials were spotted touring a former Amazon distribution center warehouse. KC isn't fucking around. #FuckICE #FDT

Kid Rock actually desecrated the US flag. Bad Bunny represented his country (OUR's!) with respect. #SnowflakeHalftime

Are you ready for the #TPUSA Lalftime Show Extravaganza? Grab your mom's favorite linens, a couple of big beers, and your sister wife. Tweak the Bud can rabbit ears and tune in! DISCLAIMERS: Not responsible for stains on your sheets. For rubber sheets, breathe deeply. 💁‍♂️ #AllAmericanJoke

Here we are, a week into #BlackHistoryMonth, and the current occupant of the Oval Office put his racism on full display for the world to see. Rather than quote the addled geriatric rapist, we're going to show you something joyful from a better time. ✊🏽 #MichelleObama #FDT By @ EverywonanIsWorthy

Roberta FORVER. This is our energy now ✊🏼 Underestimate women at your own peril. 🔥 #WomenWillInheritTheEarth

Happy Sunday, everyone. What message did you hear in church today? Did your preacher defend immigrants? Condemnation of the inhumane treatment of our neighbors by ICE? Have they ever said a cross word against a GOP position? If not, you aren't in church; you're in a GOP propaganda machine. Move on.

BREAKING: ICE Agents attempted to FORCE their way into the Ecuadorian Consulate to abduct brown people. The Ecuadorian Consulate is FOREIGN soil. That is a violation of international law and a literal ACT OF WAR. #FuckICE #ImpeachTrump #Ecuador 🇪🇨 Reporting by @ kendallybrown

BREAKING: Bovino, Trump's "Commander At-large" and narcissistic oompa loompa with an inferiority complex has been ousted from his job at Border Patrol following the murder of multiple bystanders in Minneapolis. Hopefully Noem is next.🖕 #FuckICE #ImpeachTrump Creative brilliance by @ the.droobiee

ICE murdered another person over the weekend. There's no way to sugarcoat it, no way to massage the facts, and no way to hide from the fact that it was straight up cold-blooded murder. Alex Pretti, a VA nurse was murdered on the streets of Minneapolis by ICE. Fuck ICE. #FuckICE #FDT #ImpeachTrump

MAGA creators like Joe Rogan are why we have Trump today. They are why ICE used 5-year-old Liam Ramos as bait to abduct his father. Both Liam and his father are here LEGALLY. There is no redemption for ICE and their unconstitutional atrocities. Fuck ICE. #FuckICE #FDT #RepublicansProtectPedofiles

Unprecedented... a word that has been used to excess over the last 12 months. However each day brings something more bombastic than the one before. Lil Donnie wrote a letter to Norway threatening Denmark because he didn't get a Nobel Peace Prize.🤦‍♂️ #TrumpIsInTheEpsteinFiles #ImpeachTrump #FDT

Dr Bernice King slans Trump’s gaslighting about the Civl Rights Act of 1964. "My father and so many others in the movement did not risk their lives to divide this nation. The Civil Rights Act did not give black people special treatment. It may discrimination illegal. We are not going backwards."

👍🏻Did you fail the police academy but still want a badge and a gun? 👍🏻Not cut out for the military but still desperate to feel powerful? 👍🏻Did you peak in jr high intellectually and emotionally and have been chasing that high ever since? Join ICE! 👌🏻 #FuckICE #TrumpsGestspo OG @ theorangecrumble

Never underestimate the ingenuity of liberal rednecks! "Reddit user goes viral after teaching crow’s to snatch MAGA hats off people." ⛑️🐦‍⬛ Reporting by @ thewokeginger #GoodTrouble #FDT #TrumpIsInTheEpsteinFiles

Wednesday, ICE added another victim to the long list of people they've murdered under Trump. ICE fired 3 rounds into an SUV driven by Renee Nicole Good. The mother was murdered en route to her son's school. ICE has become Trump's Gestapo. #ICEMurderedReneeNicoleGood Creator @ lilnickmuller

Republicans in Congress are sniveling, spineless cowards. And that includes every Republican member of the Kansas federal delegation. 🤬 Do your damn job. #TrumpIsInTheEpsteinFiles #ImpeachTrump #FDT

📣 BREAKING: overnight Trump bombed Venezuela and his captured Venezuelan president and his wife. Talk about the ultimate distraction from Trump's prominence in the Epstein files. #TrumpWar #WhereIsCongress #TrumpIsInTheEpsteinFiles #TrumpDeclaresWar OG @ lilnickmuller

Happy holidays from all of us to all of you! --except for the serial abuser in the Oval Office. Thank you for your attention to this matter. 🎅🎄☃️ #TrumpIsInTheEpsteinFiles #RepublicansProtectPedofiles #FDT

Trump lied, again. To the military... "Trump's speech is like when your ex-boyfriend took your paychecks and bought you presents with them. And then got mad when you weren't grateful enough." #TrumpLied #TrumpLiedToTroops #TrumpIsInTheEpsteinFiles #FDT Analysis by@ amandasmildtakes

Day 4 of Lil Donnie & Elstein's advent calendar! What did Lil Donnie get today? Oh, looks like a full diaper and bad news... 🎁 #TrumpIsInTheEpsteinFiles #RepublicansProtectPedofiles #FDT #KavanaughWasSavedByEpstein #VenezuelaIsADistraction

On the 5th day of Christmas... 🎄 Now to be clear I doubt we'll actually see a release and that what does come out won't be utterly blacked out but still... #TrumpIsInTheEpsteinFiles #FDT #FelonInTheOval #WouldYouTrustTrumpWithYourDaughter Narration by@ lilnickmuller

You're not tired of voting for the lesser of two evils. You're tired of Republicans. Democrats haven't held the house, the Senate, the White House, and the Supreme Court since 1969 with the Warren Court. 💁🏻‍♂️ Truth bomb guy @ thatnickpowersguy #RepublicansProtectPedofiles #StopVotingForTheRich

Mike Johnson and Mrs Mike Johnson want women to stay in the kitchen. Al dente brain... Well that tracks. 🍝 🤦‍♂️ #TradWife #FundieBabyVoice #19thAmendment #RepublicanEmbarrassment #WarOnAmerica

🎅 As we move into the holiday season just remember that your financial struggles, rising costs, and empty bank account are all figments of your imagination. It's all in your head according to Dear Lëader 👌 THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER. --DJT 🎄☃️ #TrumpTradeWar #TrumpTax #FDT

Ideas to talk about at the Thanksgiving table tomorrow: ✅ Rural mental health ✅ Tariffs are a tax ✅ Immigrants aren't criminals ✅ 5 or 15, they are still MINORs ✅ Russia is not our ally Don't be afraid to show off that big brain and compassionate heart. It sets you apart from Uncle Daryl.💁 #YOLO

BREAKING-Simpson writer Dan Greaney's shocking prediction for Trump's few months ahead -- and his secret Thanksgiving turkey recipe!🍗 Share and follow to spread the good news!🤞 #Manifesting #WhenYouWishUponAStar #TrumpIsInTheEpsteinFiles #FDT #HappyThanksgivingAmerica OG ➡️Prophet @ dangreaneyusa

❓ Are you having trouble understanding your crazy MAGA uncle's thinking? 🥴 ❓ Would you like to understand the mind of a MAGA? 😬 ‼️ Have we got an instructional video for you! 🤯 ✅ Enjoy your Thanksgiving conversation prep! #MAGAThinking #RepublicansProtectPedofiles #MegynKellyPedoApologist

Will everyone now see the PDF’s (REDACTED)? Here comes the King Trump Redacted Edition. 📖 #TrumpIsInTheEpsteinFiles #RepublicansProtectPedofiles #FDT #BillsBigBeautifulWhat OG ➡️ @ johnstone.gregory

“Nothing to hide” 🫣 Somebody called the ASPCA! 😬 #WhatAboutThoseEpsteinFiles #TrumpIsInTheEpsteinFiles #TrumpDidWhatToBubba #RepublicansProtectPedofiles #FDT OG ➡️ @ comedybyday

Megyn Kelly is out here defending pedophiles. Meanwhile... "Here’s a reminder from an actual 14 year old about what a child even IS. If adults are out here debating the “acceptable age” of abuse, then kids aren’t the ones who need to grow up" #RepublicansProtectPedofiles OG ➡️ cheeringforchange

🎶 Why would Lockheed Martin make a ballroom? 🎶 That ain't making sense to me, no that ain't making sense 🎶 They build rockets, they build missiles, now it's drinks to wet your whistle 🎶 It's something sinister indeed. #SomethingFishyInTheWhitehouse Sing-along with @ agiftfromtodd & @ ken.sandberg

MAGA vs. Jesus - Round 12 Abortion, cancel culture, toxic masculinity, and fake news…oh my! #ProgressiveChristianity #RealChristianity #MAGAvsJesus #ChristianNationalism OG ➡️ revdrcalebjlines

Friends guarding PDF Friends. Trump's administration is aging like a head of lettuce. #EpsteinEmails #TrumpIsInTheEpsteinFiles #RepublicansProtectPedofiles #FDT Orig @ vjaybombs

BREAKING: President Obama just surprised a group of Veterans on Veterans Day. This is what real leadership looks like. To all our cherished veterans, thank you for your service. 🇺🇲 #VeteransDay #ThankAVeteran #FoundersOfAntifa

Home Depot has everything you need to impress foreign heads of state. Polyvinyl Gold figurines just like on Epstein's Island. Guaranteed to fool the fake media. 👌🏻 Not responsible for housekeepers abducted in the parking lot. 🤷🏼‍♂️ You Can Do It. We Can Help! OG ➡️ @ diet_prada #TrumpLies #FDT

Governor Shapiro has biting words for JD Vance and his bullshit politics. Democratic governors, getting the job done for the people. 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 #StarvingChildren #RepublicanShutdown #RepublicansProtectPedofiles #FDT

Mayor-elect Mamdani has four words for Trump! #MamdaniWins #DemocratsWin #DemocratsLead #FDT

Get wrecked, sir. Dance break! 💃🏽🕺🏽 With love, #Virginia #NewJersey #California #NYC #Detroit #Georgia #Mississippi #Pennsylvania #Orlando #Connecticut #Colorado #Maine #DemocratsWin #ThePeopleWin PS: Get bent OG @ kate_forthepeople

Are there any professional officers left there anymore? Or are they all now J6ers? #IncelsOnICE #SoMuchForProtectAndServe OP ➡️ @ deliciousalex & @ danagould

📣 "He's a moron!" translates into any language, apparently. 💁 #DaysSinceHeSaidSomethingMoronic 🅾️ #TrumpIsAnEmbarrassment #TrumpsIQBeginsWithADecimalPoint #FDT

Math is hard, Mikey. Greater-than and Less-than lessons are part of Math curriculum for 1st graders, even in Louisiana. Is there 1st grader nearby who can help you with your homework, Mikey? 💁 #NotSmarterThanA1stGrader #RepublicanShutdown #WhatAboutThoseEpsteinFiles #TrumpIsInTheEpsteinFiles #FDT

The White House is the People's House. Modifying it requires a specific process, approvals, and permanent. Clearly, Trump's parents never told him No. 🤬 #GishGallopApproachToGoverning #TrumpDistraction #WhatAboutThoseEpsteinFiles #TrumpIsInTheEpsteinFiles #FDT ➡️ @ chez.chuck

The White House is the People's House. Modifying it requires a specific process, approvals, and permanent. Clearly, Trump's parents never told him No. 🤬 #GishGallopApproachToGoverning #TrumpDistraction #WhatAboutThoseEpsteinFiles #TrumpIsInTheEpsteinFiles #FDT ➡️ @ chez.chuck

This is what Democrats have been fighting to prevent what's the Republican budget! Republican policies are causing the cost of health insurance to skyrocket, and then explode like one of Elon's rockets. 💥 Can you afford an extra $14-24K a year? #RepublicanShutdown #TrumpsWarOnWorkingAmericans #FDT

Who said it: Donald J Trump or Jesus H Christ? These are tough! So Christ-like. 🤔 #WhatAboutThoseEpsteinFiles #TrumpIsInTheEpsteinFiles #FDT #RepublicanShutdown Credit: @TheDailyShow

Trump's obsession with Argentina is interesting... His actions are devastating both American farmers and ranchers. Not to mention bailing out a buddy's bond investments in Argentina. Corruption in broad daylight. 🤬 #TrumpTradeWar #TrumpTax #TrumpHatesFarmers #FDT #WhatAboutThoseEpsteinFiles

This time it’s "good for thee but not me." I’m so disgusted by this entire administration and the cowards who let this continue. #WhiteHouseDown #RenterFromHell #EvictionTime #PeoplesHouse #FDT OG @dgcomedy

Poor people aren’t the problem. Billionaires are! OG @ seizethemeansshirts #EatTheRich #TaxCorporationsLikeEisenhower

Jim Acosta, man on the street, reporting from a vantage point near the White House about the massive hole being torn in the White House at the direction of the *hole in the people's house. 🤬 #Unauthorized #ThePeoplesHouse #NoRespect #FDT OG @jimacosta

No Kings 2.0 was a resounding success across the nation. We even had protests of support from allies across the oceans. Keep up the resistance! ✊🏻 #NoKings #VivaLaResistance #FDT

📣 Spotify has gone full MAGA. In the latest example of a corporations putting profits over people, Spotify has chosen to air ICE recruitment videos claiming "millions of illegals are rampaging the streets" Speaking with our dollars works. Act now. #EatTheRich #TopVsBottomNOTLeftVsRight #FDT

Mehdi Hasan speaks the plain, unvarnished truth. 💁 #NoKings #FDT #WeAreANationOfImmigrants OG @Courier News

"Alexa, change the President." If wishing made it so... 🤞🏻 #NoKings #FDT #RepublicanShutdown

"Alexa, change the President." If wishing made it so... 🤞🏻 #NoKings #FDT #RepublicanShutdown

So life-like! So neatly pressed! So much starch! And we wouldn't in the least bit be surprised. 💁 #SuperBowlLX #SuperBowl2026

This is beautiful. 🥹 Statistically, there is a higher concentration of LGBT community members in rural areas than there are in urban. Paint a rainbow today to support an entire community. Sending ❤️ to all the 🌈s today. Keep showing up!! #Rainbow #Pride #RainbowConnection Credit: @thekristinkey

It's you, darlin'. The call is coming from inside the House. 💁‍♂️ BTW: Release the Epstein files and swear in Adelita Grijalva! Credit: @kris.and.dave #RepublicanShutdown #RepublicansProtectPedofiles #TrumpIsInTheEpsteinFiles #FDT

Either his guilty conscience is getting slippery, or that's a helluva maneuver to get out of answering hard questions he doesn't like. 💁 Just remember that Trump's entire second term is Mitch's fault. 🤬 #TrumpIsMitchsFault #14thAmendmemt #SenateFailure #TrumpIsInTheEpsteinFiles #FDT

It's you, darlin'. The call is coming from inside the House. 💁‍♂️ BTW: Release the Epstein files and swear in Adelita Grijalva! Credit: @kris.and.dave #RepublicanShutdown #RepublicansProtectPedofiles #TrumpIsInTheEpsteinFiles #FDT

How many of you know that a US state was hit with a Category 4 storm yesterday? Typhoon Halong struck Alaska with winds in excess of 160mph. They had no warning. This is why funding the NWS is so crucial to all Americans. Help ⬇️ alaskacf.fcsuite.com/erp/donate/c... #TyphoonHalong #SupportAlaska

BREAKING: The infamous Unipiper has struck again, this time at the Portland ICE protest. Reports say that the Unipiper was seen terrorizing Santa, the Easter Bunny, and some individuals cosplaying law enforcement. CREDIT: The Oregonian #KeepPortlandWeird #PortlandWar #TrumpsWarOnAmerica #FDT

NEWS: This footage, captured by Kelly Hayes, shows protesters peacefully demonstrating outside a Chicago ICE facility in front of three agents standing on the roof as Pastor David Black of the First Presbyterian Church is hit by exploding pellets. 🤬 #AmericanGestapo Credit @raicestexas

NEWS: This footage, captured by Kelly Hayes, shows protesters peacefully demonstrating outside a Chicago ICE facility in front of three agents standing on the roof as Pastor David Black of the First Presbyterian Church is hit by exploding pellets. 🤬 #AmericanGestapo Credit @raicestexas

Recent analysis released this week by KFF, the nonpartisan health research organization, reports premiums would increase 114% on average, and the people it will hit hardest are working families in rural areas like farmers and blue collar workers. #TrumpsWarOnPoorPeople Credit: @fubarpac

Recent analysis released this week by KFF, the nonpartisan health research organization, reports premiums would increase 114% on average, and the people it will hit hardest are working families in rural areas like farmers and blue collar workers. #TrumpsWarOnPoorPeople Credit: @fubarpac

BREAKING: Trump-appointed judge issues stark warning for the direction of our nation. Judge Karin's order blocking the deployment of troops to Oregon said the "President's determination was simply untethered to the facts" and moves us closer to martial law. #TrumpsWarOnAmerica Credit@aaronparnas

Are YOU a “terrorist”? Trump's executive orders say you might be. 🤬 #TrumpDistraction #TrumpIsUnwell #TrumpIsInTheEpsteinFiles Credit: @trevors_history_reels

Are YOU a “terrorist”? Trump's executive orders say you might be. 🤬 #TrumpDistraction #TrumpIsUnwell #TrumpIsInTheEpsteinFiles Credit: @trevors_history_reels

It's the game hide and seek, Republican style. Come out come out wherever you are! 🫣 Well, we know they're not at home doing Town Halls with constituents. 🤷‍♂️ Promise none of this is a metaphor. #WheresRepublicans #DsLeadRsFlee #RepublicanShutdown Credit: @reptedlieu

We can be disappointed with how many farmers chose to vote last year. But we can't help them understand why that was a bad vote if the family farmer goes bankrupt before the next election. And we all need to eat. Support farmers. #TrumpTradeWar #TrumpTax #TrumpHatesFarmers Credit: @comedybyday

Did you know THIS is why the government might shut down in a week?! Republicans refuse to fund healthcare or support rural hospitals, raising your healthcare costs $7K/yr. This what you voted for? 📢Tell a friend so everyone knows #GovernmentShutdown #RepublicanShutdown Credit- @drjenniferlincoln

It's the authoritarian playbook. And we are watching it unfold in real time. #ThisIsNotNormal #TrumpIsADictator #RepublicansAreSpineless Credit: The Thinking Atheist

Unpacking MAGA's Persistent Anger: A Closer Look Joy Reid's epic viral video raises a poignant question: Why are MAGA supporters still angry when their candidates control government at all levels? They won, and yet they're still pissed. Credit: Joy Reid & @boncopia.media #MAGAMakesNoSense