scottlang999
@scottlang999
There was a crooked man, and he walked a crooked mile, He found a crooked sixpence against a crooked stile; He bought a crooked cat which caught a crooked mouse, And they all lived together in a little crooked house. White, of course, with gold inlay
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What a lovely farewell gift for CBS, and it’s quite fitting.
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If this were about rewarding them and not punishing us, he would give them his own money
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Well, let’s see if I can keep the party going just a bit longer. I’ve since retired. The T-Shirt with Trump‘s face as a urinal, but I trot it out for special occasions.
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Not a lot of people can be funny in an intellectual way that still reaches people from all walks of life, it’s not condescending. It’s honest without being crass. The man truly is...
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Will the real American Hitler please stand up please stand up. Are we gonna have a problem here?
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Don’t blink me off Why don’t you reach deep down in those pockets of yours and pay your debts, because as you say, they were loyal to you Donald J Trump is the cheapest man ever
Take note if you will, he never calls the interviewer an awful person. Ask what network he’s from or calls him bad at his job, and the term” fake news” never came out of his mouth. I don’t know which Donald Trump you admire, but here’s the one I grew up with. I can smell him through the TV screen
People who command respect never have to demand respect because they give respect freely, and it’s returned in kind. Bullies don’t understand that because they have never been there, and they never will.😞 I will always judge people by the company they keep
What’s the matter that I know you are, but what am I isn’t getting you there. Trump is the leader of weakbschool yard taunts. I wouldn’t expect you to have a game. what school did he matriculate from again? William wants a doll and the ballroom.
Well, let’s see if I can keep the party going just a bit longer. I’ve since retired. The T-Shirt with Trump‘s face as a urinal, but I trot it out for special occasions.
Meanwhile, look at Dr. oZ‘s face. They are so proud of the Con job. They’re doing on the uneducated the true believers, and they couldn’t do that if they hadn’t compromised every major broadcast. Trump only wants puff pieces and softball questions that he can manipulate. Laziness in motion.
It’s all relevant. At the end of the day, doesn’t it all just come down to perspective? But what do I know of perversions? I’m just salt of the earth, simple folk.
Trump starts pimping his ballroom *immediately* during the Kevin Warsh swearing in event
It's interesting when people wake up to the progressives running States to ensure WTP're Educated&Fed. I did notice Blue States tend to pay more Taxes&'re less dependent on the Gov for Health&Food. Sure projects need LOVE🍑WTP pay taxes on income #WHENcorporatinsDO🚫PAYaLIVINGwage-rate. 🗳⚛️❤️🔥✡️🗽🦁✝️☪️🐦🔥🕉🧲
Trump doesn't want YOU to vote. Joined Women’s Fund RI, Common Cause RI, and RI Secretary of State Amore to call out the so-called SAVE America Act which makes it harder for married women, seniors & military families to vote. Proud to stand with so many Rhode Islanders fighting for our rights!
*sigh* I can’t stop technology I’m doing my best to carve out the posers who helped the industry get this BAD 👎🏼 It’s called patronage - a historical practice to provide artists with food, housing, and workspaces in exchange for creating art for royal palaces, estates, and private chapels #musicsky
#TomodachiLifeLivingTheDream How come @blackhey50.bsky.social and Tara were able to cook up a meal, but me and @tomlegend101.bsky.social weren’t?!
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Reform have been bank rolled by overseas residents who made their fortune in Crypto, flirted with Elon Musk over a $100M donation and now Nigel Farage is investing £200k of his money into Kwasi Kwarteng's Crypto company.
One of our News 5 photographers captured a moment between global music sensation Taylor Swift and a young fan Saturday night as the Cavs took on the Knicks in Game 3 of the Eastern Conference Finals. Cleveland Heights native Travis Kelce had his soon-to-be wife, Swift, by his side during the game.
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Meet the new darling of the MAGAverse. She’s beautiful and accomplished … but there’s a problem. #maga
Just listen and watch. I know I mention these things daily and many people ask why I keep on going on about what Israel is doing. What if it was your child?, your grandchild?. Put yourself in their position for christ sake. He's a baby These are INNOCENT people! Death to the IDF #FreePalestine
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WHO's Tedros says that he "expects more cases" of Hantavirus to be announced, due to the gap between the first case and when the virus was identified, as the passengers were interacting on the ship during this time. @disclosetv
Wild sequence, but the Lakers end up with a Kennard 3 after several OKC misses. Lakers REALLY need a strong game from Luke tonight. #NBA Threads
Remembering Burt Bacharach on his birthday. Here he is driving around London in 1965
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Thanks to everyone who came to #APhA2026! You redefined possible for the profession in L.A. and we can't wait to see what you do next year in Charlotte for #APhA2027. 💙 What was your favorite part of this year's show?
Security leaders used to walk into a room and say they were ready. Matt Mosley has spent years on the other end of that claim, arriving after the systems are encrypted and the backups are gone. His assessment is direct. Confidence without practice is not readiness. It is exposure.
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💙💛FPV drones of the 40th Marine brigade on board a mothership terrorize Ruzzian positions in the Kherson region.
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I know a lot of my dynasty peeps are concerned about a rookie class bereft of running backs and quarterbacks. I get it, but there is some limited good news. This is a really deep TE class.
Why Is Pokémon FireRed And LeafGreen On Switch $20 Dollars? #nintendo #gaming #autisticgamingplus
#StoryOfKunningPalace #Cdrama The Princess was so brave when she refused Ning help 😭. And then that damn bitch.. I hope karma, in Xie form, give her back all the pain she caused.
Manifested it all the way back in Season 1 before he even had a podcast background I guess the @CleGuardians were listening (h/t @andjustrun) Original post
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ZELENSKYY: Today, I commend our Ukrainian units carrying out our long-range strikes and mid-strike missions. I thank all our warriors who make such Russian targets reachable, above all military and fuel logistics across temporarily occupied territory along coast of our Azov Sea.
@thehowardwang.bsky.social is back as Wetoto! And he sure struck a nerve with Amduscias! #WelcometoDemonSchoolIrumakun @senabryer.com
Yall, will this economy get any better? Bro, I cant afford to drive to furry cons with 4 dollar gas, wtf!!!
After being re-elected as the MSP for North East Fife I was straight back to work, making visits across the constituency the day after the results were declared. Thank you again to everyone for your support and for allowing me to continue my work representing this fantastic area.
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Pres. Trump has an incoherent strategy in Iran. The American people & our servicemembers deserve better. I’m fighting to bring Trump’s misguided & reckless war in the Middle East to an end.
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