A za tohle může Karel Čapek.

Africký pastor se pokusil rozdělit moře jako Mojžíš, ale něco se pokazilo. V jeho hlavě myslím.

Říkáte den dětí? Tady máme jednu oslavenkyni.

Bolševická svině je to.

Kampaň Evropského parlamentu proti AI loupeži autorských práv vypadá, že její výroba stála asi 10 EUR. A je to skvělé.

Hned mi tu naskočilo.

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Někdo „opravil“ hvězdu Donalda Trumpa na hollywoodském chodníku slávy nápisy „pedofil“, „válečný zločinec“ a „Fck ICE“. 👍

Někomu by se mohl hodit malý kurz sebeobrany.

Tahle veřejnoprávní chiméra není můj boj.

ISHIN somehow executes an Irish whip, but his Sleeper attempt (technically) fails, because Nanashi is (technically) already dead. #RDPW #Dragongate

Activist Appreciation Post She keeps people going, makes everyone smile in the hardest battles. She takes on law enforcement to their faces, takes teargas and rubber bullets... and keeps dancing. She feeds the hungry, fights at the DC Capitol, and is a staple at the Tesla Diner Takedown and the MDC.

Today, the American people won. After we exposed Trump's $1.8 BILLION taxpayer funded slush fund & threatened to make Republicans vote on every part of it, they're running scared. They've pulled down votes & are going home. We know they'll be back at it, but so will we.

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"I'm gonna get open." Missouri wide receiver Kevin Coleman gives an analysis of his game. #NFL #NFLCombine

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Trump's DHS Secretary makes the Coast Guard graduation all about Trump: "I get to call our Commander in Chief also my friend."

2 Navy Growler jets have collided at a flight show in Idaho in honor of America’s 250th anniversary. The 4 pilots ejected, and the jets crashed. No word on injuries. #ProudBlue #Idaho #NavyFlightShowCrash

Les presento a un Norberto.  Para mí, todos los brocolíes se llaman Norberto, ¿por qué? no lo sé. Mi padrino se llama así y me gusta mucho su nombre. Son las únicas aves capaces de volar hacia atrás. :3 #colibrí #ave #noberto #divulgarcita #stem #science

🎧 Ep 283 of Jo Durrant’s Beautiful Universe podcast is out Weds: 🤩 @russellarnott.bsky.social shares passion for ocean science, facts on plankton + Quick 6 🌊 2025 Chelt Sci Fest with @helenczerski.bsky.social on oceans 📲 podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/j... 💻 jodurrantsbeautifuluniverse.libsyn.com

La parte de Bae que coño es🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Okay. That's much better now on the picture. Honestly i've been surprised that the color has faded much on these reels I obtained last year

Rui Borges' men concede twice after the 90 minutes to throw away a 2 goal lead and a vital three points. As all good parents know it's far more effective to say I'm disappointed than being angry. Sporting CP 2 CD Tondela 2 Full time report👇 outsideofthepride.blogspot.com/2026/04/spor...

Porto communication incoming. This fixture isn't compete without drama and controversy. The islanders with a goal disallowed, saw one of their coaching staff sent off. Nel with the 4th. Sporting CP 4 CD Santa Clara 2 Full time report to follow 👇 outsideofthepride.blogspot.com/2026/03/spor...

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Entrepreneurship 101 in its first season, features Lauren Cockerell talking about being the founder and president of Kwedar & Co. podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/e... #podmatch

Here's a little snippet from the news this morning with Saffron and #cbcnews It was a great listen, and so cool to hear about capy being talked about on the news 🥹✨

The Israeli Air Force carried out a strike moments ago on a residential building in the Lebonese capital of Beirut, reportedly targeting Ali Al-Husayni, the head of missile operations in Hezbollah’s Imam Hussein Division.

Meanwhile, there's actual video. But maybe video is antisemitic too.

Kendrick Perkins: We're sending our kids to those damn monks that Wemby went to.

🗣️Luis de la Fuente sobre la recuperación de los jugadores convocados con lesiones, como Lamine Yamal: "En los cálculos que tenemos, todos van a llegar para el primer partido, soy muy optimista." #LosDesayunosRTVEEFE:

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They never expect Bubble Man

Not sure what this is.

GM Beautiful People

Bathing borb. So fluffy. #Birds #Bird #Robin #Arizona

You wanna hang out with MEEEEEEEEEE????!?!

Catholic Church was always about pomps & circumstances but clubbing at a cathedral???

#trump #coastguard #explore #fyp #BreakingNewsUSA Full story: https://jqjo.com/article/xtm535vi

Morning!! Fully rested and headed to work; hopefully it's a nice and quiet one today! Hope y'all are doing well, and are well fed 🩷🩵🤍

All eyes on UCL for its 200th birthday. Across 3 nights our Wilkins Building and main Quad will transform into an immersive sound and light experience as UCL illuminated takes us through the history of London’s oldest university. 11–13 Feb 2026 https://www.ucl.ac.uk/event-ticketing/app/ev/25074/

I have been speaking with folks on their front porches about issues that matter to them. At the end of the day, everyone wants big corporations to pay their fair share here in #Pennsylvania.

Ready for another sneak peek?🔍 Enjoy this piece by artist Ben Mehlos and writer Erik Scott de Bie. 🔮 Some visions are shared only with those who walk the road beside us.✨http://RealmsBound.com ✨ #TTRPG #ForgottenRealms #DnD

Don't miss out on this game. #forza #horizon #japan #goty #gameoftheyear2026

At least it underscored the best Iron Man suit-up ngl.

“We gotta stop acting like the slightest inconvenience is more important than our freedom. They’re doing reparations in our face and giving it to January 6ers…they are laughing in our face because they know that we will not actually divest to the point of actually making change.”―Lynae Vanee #PINKS

La caída de la bandera española durante su izado en el desfile del Día de las Fuerzas Armadas es una metáfora ineludible de nuestra realidad.

#oil #inflation #explore #fyp #BreakingNewsUSA Full story: https://jqjo.com/2026-05-12/us/Economy/ar/bs/النفط،-التضخم،-ترامب،-إيران،-الحصار،-مؤشر-أسعار-المستهلك،-الاحتياطي-الفيدرالي،-الركود،-الطاقة،-الحرب/1273847

Hundreds of students poured out of Central Catholic High School on Friday morning to protest the way that their school and the Portland Archdiocese have handled a racist incident involving the school’s baseball team. Read more: https://theoregonian.visitlink.me/kBq1cx  📷: Allison Barr

May it be a blessed, great and safe PRIDE 🏳️‍🌈💙💚💛🧡❤️🌈 Month for y'all. From your fav Squad 11 Diva. #Bleach #Squad11 #YumichikaAyasegawa #RuriiroKujaku #FujiKujaku #pridemonth

Capcut always has some interesting filters. Some of em are pretty cool furry coded ones tho. What do yall furries think bout this one?:3

Let's use the monsters' own cards against them! - Decksplorers #indiegames #game #deckbuilding #deckbuilder #cardgame #steam #indiedev #indiegame #SoloDev #MadeWithUnity

Sticker collection, just got this book online. #stickers #ffxiv #finalfantasyxiv #ff14 www.tiktok.com/t/ZThf6m8YK/

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Nothing to see here, just little chihuahua snores… #OscarTheMonster

Windrad in Bayern in Flammen - Rotorblatt stürzt in die Tiefe: >> A7 mußte stundenlang gesperrt werden << In Kitzingen (Unterfranken) ist ein Windrad in Flammen aufgegangen, die Feuerwehr konnte nicht eingreifen, weil der Rotor zu hoch ist...🔽

And best of all, no dancing pedos.

The big tech companies need to be paying their fair share of taxes so we can properly fund mental health services.

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