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smurfsup | hi, .w=en r we mee&ting to do iLlegiL stuff , . ?

smurfsup | hi, .w=en r we mee&ting to do iLlegiL stuff , . ?

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. Between this, the miracle cancer jab reported in The Guardian, and the Boston Boom, let’s bring out Paul Simon

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. 📣 THINK AHEAD, PEOPLE! Did you buy whistles before ICE was in your area? Did you look up yr 🚫👑 location before going? Do u stock 🧊 and 🔦 before a big ⛈️💨🌪️? Even if you don’t think you need these tools today, know that 💩 can hit 🪭 like ⚡️⚡️ Let’s be as ready as we can be

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. Plus, C chicks leave nest a full 2 wks b4 they can confidently fly…hiding out in bushes for another ~14 days while mom and dad continue to feed. Cue Stage 2 of homeowner paroxysms But…3 eggs, 2 hatch, 2 survivors 🥳

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. Please to allow me to say

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. If not, my resident pair just dropped another pair of illegitimate chicks in my bush 😏 (Cardinals often bond for life)

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. I am sincerely inspired from somewhere deep in my most thoughtful, earnest soul to craft a nuanced, persuasive communication to this broken, wounded man. Something that might reach him, human to human I must meditate deeply on this … … …hmmmm… 🤔 OK - got it!

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. Individual differences here… but for those who tend to transform Horror directly into Anger 👋, this (with original audio) is my go-to lately

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