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Katie McCabe's CV. Take a breath. 💚 2015 — LOI Team of Year 2017 — Ireland Women's POTY 2021 — Arsenal POTY + Ireland POTY + WSL Team of Year 2023 — Top 30 world, UEFA CL Team of Year, Sportswoman of Year 2025 — EA Sports Team of Year Irish sporting legend #KatieMcCabe #Ireland #WomensFootball

Man United — players undermining managers. We talked about it for years. Liverpool 2025/26 — happening. Clearly. Same problem. Different badge. And it has to be a factor in the decline from champions to this. Dressing room takes over. Everything collapses #Liverpool #Slot #Salah #PremierLeague #EPL

Alonso's Leverkusen heartbeat: Xhaka Alonso's Leverkusen captain: Xhaka Ballon d'Or top 30 under Alonso: Xhaka 👀 Does Alonso need that profile at Chelsea? They already have Caicedo. They already have Fernandes. The pieces might already be there #Xhaka #XabiAlonso #Chelsea #Leverkusen #PremierLeague

Salah: "Heavy metal football is non-negotiable. Everyone must adapt." = Klopp's exact phrase = Direct hit at Slot's style = Not veiled AT ALL "Winning games here and there isn't enough for Liverpool" = Another direct hit Grenade. Pulled. Dropped. Walked. #Salah #Liverpool #Slot #PremierLeague #EPL

Why Alonso's system fits Chelsea perfectly. Loaded in midfield + wingers 3-4-2-1: Winger wing-back Two wingers double tens Pedro + Palmer behind striker Still need: GK, CB, striker. Same shopping list. Bloated squad perfect fit. Alonso at Chelsea. Think about it. #XabiAlonso #Chelsea #PremierLeague

CONFIRMED. Xabi Alonso. Chelsea manager. 😶 The dominos: Alonso → Chelsea ✅ Silva → Benfica ✅ Mourinho → Real Madrid ✅ Called it during the week. 51 games unbeaten. Jose principles. Pep ethos. Perfect squad fit. Chelsea just got very dangerous. 😶 #XabiAlonso #Chelsea #PremierLeague #Statrdraft

Chelsea under Alonso. Three players from dangerous. 👀 Robinson → left wing-back Cucurella → third CB Muñoz → right wing-back Caicedo + Lavia → midfield base Enzo → out Funded by clearing deadwood. Three players. Real problem. 😶 #XabiAlonso #Chelsea #PremierLeague #Statrdraft #Transfers

The irony of Salah's comments. 👀 He attacks Slot publicly → Liverpool can't sack Slot now → Sacking = "Salah was right" → Blueprint for every future player → Slot survives until Christmas minimum #Salah #Liverpool #Slot #PremierLeague

Salah in the final game? No. 😤 Disrespected the manager ❌ Disrespected the dressing room ❌ Disrespected a club that gave him everything ❌ Chelsea binned him. Italy. Liverpool gave him the platform. No farewell lap. No standing ovation. #Salah #Liverpool #Slot #PremierLeague #EPL

Brighton vs United picks 💰 ✅ Welbeck — loves scoring vs United, Brighton have something to play for Burnley vs Wolves: 😂 Managerless 😂 Rudderless 😂 Nobody cares 😂 No assets 😂 Move on #Welbeck #Brighton #ManUnited #Statrdraft #FantasyFootball

Chelsea summer plan. 👀 OUT: Enzo, Garnacho, Cucurella (Cucurella said word for word what Enzo said on international duty 😬) IN: Lewandowski, Dumfries, Muñoz Cost: ~£80m max for the two wing-backs Funded by: ~£250m in sales Toxic culture out. Smart signings in. #Chelsea #PremierLeague #Transfers

Seamus Coleman. 📊 Fee: £60,000 Appearances: 434 Career: 2009-2026 Less than an apartment in Limerick. Less than a quarter of Salah's weekly wage. Best pound-for-pound signing in Premier League history. Thank you Seamus. 💚 #SeamusColeman #Everton #PremierLeague #Ireland #Retirement

Casemiro retirement tour. Final chapter. 😤 One header = Premier League record Only non-striker on the list Bruno assists. Casemiro heads it. United win. Big Daddy going out on his terms. 💰 Assets: Bruno + Casemiro. #Casemiro #BrunoFernandes #ManUnited #PremierLeague #Statrdraft

Salah pulled the pin. Dropped the grenade. Walked out Before: Slot's tactics wrong for the PL Now: Do players even trust him? Has the dressing room been poisoned all season? Is THAT why Liverpool have looked like a team refusing to play for their manager? #Liverpool #Slot #Salah #PremierLeague #EPL

Xabi Alonso's style. 🧠 Structure: Jose / Conte — defence first, 3-4-3 Ethos: Pep — control, positional play = Jose principles + Pep ethos The most complete tactical blend in modern football. 51 games unbeaten in season one. Makes complete sense. 😶 #XabiAlonso #Liverpool #PremierLeague #Tactics

Xabi Alonso. First season in management. 51 games unbeaten First Leverkusen Bundesliga title ever First invincible Bundesliga season in history Ended Bayern's 11 consecutive titles League with Bayern & Dortmund Only loss: Europa League final. Lookman hat-trick. #XabiAlonso #Leverkusen #PremierLeague

Van Dijk final day of the season. World Cup year. 👀 Normal season: First on the front line 💪 This season: Mystery flu incoming 🤒😂 Gomez + Konaté at centre-back. Van Dijk in the crowd clapping. He's played this game before. Wouldn't surprise me one bit. 😂 #VanDijk #Liverpool #WorldCup #PremierLeague

Slot: 1 PL title Klopp: 1 PL title Same number. The title that pulled Liverpool level with Man United. Salah publicly undermining him on the way out. Highly disrespectful. Full stop. 😶 #Salah #Liverpool #Slot #PremierLeague #EPL

Liverpool fans: "We want heavy metal attacking football" 😤 Manager who plays exactly that at every club: Ange Postecoglou ✅ Liverpool fans reaction to Ange: #Ange #Liverpool #PremierLeague #EPL

Katie McCabe. Blueprint. Role model. Inspiration. Hard work + ability = this. Every young girl and boy in Ireland wanting to play football — look at her. Look at what's possible. We'll keep shouting about her. Every time. As loud as possible. 💚 #Ireland #WomensFootball #Arsenal #IrishFootball

End of season predictions. 😤 Chelsea — bottom half 😂 Spurs about to spank them Everton → 9th Fulham → 10th Brentford sliding but Europa League = job done ✅ Chelsea are muck. Everything's about to shuffle. 👀 #Chelsea #Spurs #PremierLeague #EPL

Stop me when this sounds impossible City win next 2 ✅ possible Brighton beat Leeds at Elland Road ✅ scary but possible Brighton beat United last day ✅ possible Liverpool beat Villa ✅ possible Brighton. Fifth place. Champions League. Villa's last 2 Burnley + City #AstonVilla #PremierLeague #TitleRace

Fulham. Third year running. Same story. Christie red — ridiculous Andersen two-footed — rightly red Rayan — does the business 5 points off Brighton. Conference outside chance. Season trophy: finishing above Chelsea Marco Silva won't even be there next year. #Fulham #PremierLeague #MarcoSilva #EPL

Arsenal vs managerless Burnley. The picks. 💰 ⚽ Gyokeres — Gyokeres things incoming 🎯 Saka — 2 or 3 assists, with or without a goal Scoring game. Back both. 💰 #Gyokeres #Saka #Arsenal #PremierLeague #Statrdraft

Premier League 2025/26. Last few weeks. Title — unsettled 🏆 Relegation — unsettled ⬇️ ~9 teams for Europe 🌍 4th to 15th — narrowest gap ever 📊 Final day is going to be chaos. Cannot remember a season like this. 🔥 #PremierLeague #TitleRace #Relegation #EPL

Three things that would fix VAR. Dedicated specialists — separate from refs' union entirely 60 second shot clock — not clear in 60 seconds? On-field stands Rules fixed at season start — no mid-season changes You cannot referee game 1 and game 38 on different rules. #VAR #PremierLeague #FixVAR #EPL

Stunning game of football. Drama. Jeopardy. Story. Everything. Talking point? Some lad at a monitor for five minutes. Analysing every touch and follicle in a box. VAR isn't just broken. It's stealing the conversation from the actual football. #VAR #PremierLeague #FixVAR #EPL

City fantasy picks. Simple. 💰 ✅ Haaland — 4 goals in last 5 ✅ Doku — unbelievable form ❌ Foden — 0 goals in 28 appearances 😬 ⚠️ Cherki — rotation risk Bournemouth next. City are a dog with a bone. 3-0 or 4-0. Back Doku and Haaland. 💰 #ManCity #Doku #Haaland #PremierLeague #Statrdraft

Differential nobody's talking about. 👀 William Osula — Newcastle 📊 4-5 goals in last 6-7 games ❌ Gordon — benched 3 on the bounce (summer exit rumours) 🔜 Howe pointing to next season Low ownership. Hot form. Starting. Get him in. 💰 #Osula #Newcastle #Statrdraft #FantasyFootball #PremierLeague

Mourinho to Real Madrid. ✅ Marco Silva → Chelsea or Benfica 👀 Thomas Frank → Fulham? 👀 Knows London. Right level. Maybe slightly better than Fulham deserve. Only problem — spent his whole career at their rivals. 😂 #ThomasFrank #Fulham #MarcoSilva #Mourinho #PremierLeague

The 2024 rulebook. Clear as day. 😤 "Holding offence = contact that impedes opponent's movement." Couldn't extend his arms. Was being held. Challenge affected. "This action should be penalised." Arsenal vs West Ham. Free kick. Correct. The actual law. #Arsenal #WestHam #PremierLeague #EPL #Referee

VAR problem in one line. Refs governing refs. 10-11 lads doing all PL matches. Protecting each other. Fix: full-time VAR specialists. No loyalties. One job. Technology isn't going away. The operators need to change. 😶 #VAR #PremierLeague #FixVAR #EPL

Simple question. Was it a foul on Raya? Yes. Then we agree. Chronological order of fouls — first foul is on Pablo. Everything flows from there. Raya's hand isn't there if Trossard doesn't push. Penalty. Correct. End of. 😶 #Arsenal #WestHam #PremierLeague #EPL #Referee

Weekend Statrdraft picks 💰 Thiago — Brentford at home, 2nd top scorer Xhaka — always gets stuck in Tarkowski — top scoring defender all season Mukiele — aerial monster, long throws Lightning doesn't strike twice for Sunderland. #Thiago #Brentford #Everton #Sunderland #Statrdraft #FantasyFootball

Tarkowski vs Brobbey. 90 minutes. 😂 DEFCON defensive actions. Aerial duels. Mukiele long throws. Sunderland still giving it socks. Not goals Tarkowski. Physical battle Tarkowski. Statrdraft gold.💰 Two absolute warriors kicking lumps out of each other. #Tarkowski #Everton #Sunderland #FantasyFootball

Casemiro plays → United 2-0/3-0 → Bruno + Casemiro Casemiro doesn't play → Forest 2-0/3-0 → Bruno + Anderson Without him that midfield is lightweight. Big Daddy on his retirement tour has been phenomenalCheck the team news. Everything changes #Casemiro #ManUnited #Forest #Statrdraft #FantasyFootball

Look at the image. 👀 Trossard — one side Odegaard — other side Keeper fouled from both directions simultaneously Hands in wrong place = consequence of being fouled. Not the foul itself. Penalty. Correct. Unarguable. 😶 #Arsenal #WestHam #PremierLeague #EPL #Referee

The causal chain. 👀 Pablo holds wrist → Raya can't extend → ball spilled → Arsenal clear → Callum Wilson → goal Remove the hold → Raya catches it → no goal Direct cause. Direct effect. Penalty. Correct. Unarguable. 😶 #Arsenal #WestHam #PremierLeague #EPL #Referee

Mainoo without Casemiro: Junior B footballer 😬 Mainoo with Casemiro: Star boy of Manchester ⭐ United with him: Win 2-0 or 3-0 United without him: Lose 3-0 One player. Entire difference. Casemiro's retirement tour is getting Carrick a job. 😶 #Casemiro #Mainoo #ManUnited #PremierLeague

Fulham vs Bournemouth assets 💰 ⚽ Rayan — 5th shots from counters, 5th outside the box ⚽ Kroupi — Barcelona in 18 months. Noted. 📝 ⚽ Jimenez — Fulham at home, Bournemouth leaking Goal-scoring draw incoming. #Rayan #Kroupi #Jimenez #Bournemouth #Fulham #PremierLeague #Statrdraft

The Carrick case FOR keeping him ✅ Dressing room — unified ✅ 15th to 3rd ✅ Champions League football back If it's not broken..United bring in Nagelsmann — sacked in 2 years. Then everyone asks why they got rid of Carrick. #ManUnited #Carrick #PremierLeague #EPL #FootballBanter

United's managerial pattern. Ferguson leaves → Pep + Mourinho available → hired Moyes Solskjaer → "the lads love him" → sacked Carrick → "the lads love him" Giving the substitute teacher the permanent job because the room likes him isn't bold. It's the same mistake. #ManUnited #Carrick #EPL

Liverpool summer 2025. £442 million spent. Most ever in a single PL window. Isak £125m. Wirtz £116.5m. Ekitike £79m. Kerkez £40m. Frimpong £29.5m. Outrun in 26 of 30 games. Salah hinting at culture problems. Can't blame the squad. Can't blame the budget. 😶 #Liverpool #Slot #PremierLeague #EPL

Slot needs to go Salah hinting at culture issues. Outrun in 26 of 30 games. Style doesn't suit the PL long term. Won the league — thank you. Genuinely. But Xabi Alonso is available. Challenged Bayern for the Bundesliga. Turned Wirtz and Frimpong into world beaters. #Liverpool #Slot #XabiAlonso #EPL

Casemiro. 8 headed goals. 2025-26. Double the next player (Mateta, Jimenez, Watkins — 4 each) All time PL single season record: Kane — 10 Ferguson — 9 Casemiro — 8 and counting 👀 A defensive midfielder. About to break a strikers' record #Casemiro #BrunoFernandes #ManUnited #PremierLeague #Statrdraft

Klopp's Liverpool: Players puking in training from conditioning. Ran everyone ragged. 🏃 Slot's Liverpool: Outrun in 26 of 30 PL games. 6 of last 7 opponents covered more distance. Probably 29 out of 35 now. Not a blip. A complete identity change. 😶 #Liverpool #Slot #Klopp #PremierLeague #EPL

City differential this week 👀 Haaland — gone O'Reilly — gone Cherki — gone ✅ Kovacic Solid vs Everton. Primed. Brentford next. Have a punt. 💰 #Kovacic #ManCity #PremierLeague #Statrdraft #FantasyFootball

City double gameweek. Pep Roulette update. 🎰 ✅ Haaland — both games ✅ Semenyo — both games ✅ Doku — both games ✅ Kovacic — both games Very DM-heavy double. Tackles. Interceptions. Key passes. All scoring on Statrdraft. 💰 #ManCity #PremierLeague #Statrdraft #FantasyFootball #DoubleGameweek

"Saka is back" "He played 45 mins vs Fulham who don't travel" "That's NOT back" "Stop your nonsense" Definition of back: playing football ✅ We have reached unprecedented levels of Arsenal paranoia. 😂 West Ham at Arsenal. Bowen the asset. 💰 #Saka #Arsenal #WestHam #PremierLeague #Statrdraft

Man United 3-2 Liverpool. Honest review. 😶 Goals from quality: = Goals from errors: 3 Robertson near post header: Sunday League 😬 Cunha: Never should have happened Sesko: Probably shouldn't have stood Two poor teams. Not a thriller. #ManUnited #Liverpool #PremierLeague #EPL

Summer managers available: Nagelsmann Iraola Glasner — Europa League, FA Cup, Conference League Pochettino — CL finalist Xabi Alonso — full season unbeaten United: hiring Lampard/Parker/McKenna level 😬 Moyes. Solskjaer. Didn't work. Won't work again. 😶 #ManUnited #Liverpool #PremierLeague #EPL

Liverpool's contract decisions. 😶 ❌ Trent — free ✅ Salah — big deal, wrong age, 7 goals this season ✅ Van Dijk — big deal, visibly declining Spent all season criticising United for this exact thing. Liverpool just did the same. Mickey Mouse show. 😶 #Liverpool #Salah #VanDijk #PremierLeague #EPL

Szoboszlai this week on Statrdraft 📊 ⭐ 36 points vs Player who scored twice: 26 points 10 more than a double goalscorer. Because Statrdraft rewards the full picture — not just the goals. That's the difference. 💰 #Szoboszlai #Statrdraft #FantasyFootball #PremierLeague #EPL

Carrick debate. Both sides. "Coming third in the league" ✅ "Lampard came top four. Doesn't make him world class" ✅ But: Culture rebuilt ✅ Players running through walls ✅ Is a player's manager with no major credentials enough for United? That's the question. #ManUnited #Carrick #PremierLeague #EPL

If Villa win the Europa League 👀 → Champions League regardless of league position → Their PL CL spot drops to next team → Brentford's final game becomes financially interesting 😶 Ireland vs Holland. Italia 90. It happens. Don't agree with it. #Brentford #AstonVilla #EuropaLeague #PremierLeague #EPL

Statrdraft this week 📊 Barry — 2 goals Doku — 2 goals → outscored Barry ✅ Damsgaard — 1 goal → outscored Barry ✅ Same or fewer goals. Higher Statrdraft score. Because there's so much more to football than putting the ball in the net. That's the edge. #Statrdraft #FantasyFootball #PremierLeague #EPL

That Szoboszlai goal. 😤 Full width of the pitch. Plants it. Old Trafford. Title race. Don't see that anymore. 36 Statrdraft points. Team of the Week. Sexy monster. New Giroud fascination. I hate him. Getting the haircut. 😂 #Szoboszlai #Liverpool #PremierLeague #Statrdraft

3 games left. What's settled? 🏆 Title — no ⬇️ Relegation — no 🌍 Europe — no 🏟️ Championship — no When did we last have NOTHING settled with 3 weeks to go? I genuinely cannot remember. I am here for every second of it. 😶 #PremierLeague #TitleRace #Relegation #EPL #Statrdraft

Brentford LOSE to Liverpool, Liverpool above Villa, Villa 5th, CL spot transfers to Brentford Brentford WIN → Villa 4th → spot doesn't transfer → Brentford miss out Brentford could qualify for the Champions League by LOSING their last game. #Brentford #AstonVilla #ChampionsLeague #PremierLeague #EPL

Junior Kroupi. 11 goals. Bournemouth. Teenager. Premier League. 😶 Young POTY order: 🏆 O'Riley 2️⃣ Kroupi 3️⃣ Cherki / Anderson 11 goals as a teenager for Bournemouth. The future at that club is frightening. 👀 #Kroupi #Bournemouth #PremierLeague #YoungPOTY #EPL

PL chances created 2025/26 📊 Bruno — 112 Rice — 59 Szoboszlai, Enzo, Cherki, Stach — below that That's not a gap between first and second. That's a different planet. 😶 #BrunoFernandes #ManUnited #PremierLeague #POTY

Man City's best player this season. Not Haaland. Not Bernardo. Not Semenyo. Nico O'Reilly. Since January especially. Player of the Year — Bruno. No debate. Young Player of the Year — Nico. Just give it to him. 🏆 Don't even have the conversation. 😶 #NicoORiley #ManCity #PremierLeague #YoungPOTY #EPL

Morgan Rogers might leave Phil Foden at home for the World Cup. Say that last season. Go on. Say it. You'd get hit with a shoe. 😂 But here we are. The conversation is real. Rogers + Bellingham = one of Foden or Palmer goes home. #MorganRogers #England #Foden #Palmer #WorldCup #ThreeLions

Bruno Fernandes. 2025/26. Chances created: 112 🎯 Next player: Declan Rice — 59 Double. He's created DOUBLE the next player. "I don't like him. Whingy. Bad captain." Take him out of United? Mid-table. Possibly worse. Most valuable player in the PL. #BrunoFernandes #ManUnited #PremierLeague #POTY #EPL

Premier League POTY 2025/26. Rice ✅ Bernardo ✅ Semenyo ✅ Gabriel ✅ Bruno ✅🏆 112 chances created. Double the next player. 19 assists. Record in sight. United mid-table without him. Not even an argument. Not even close. 😶 #BrunoFernandes #ManUnited #PremierLeague #POTY #EPL

Vinicius. Rodrygo. Paquetá. Cunha. Martinelli. João Pedro. Evanilson. Richarlison. Igor Thiago. Rayan. Estêvão when fit. Neymar if he shows up. That's just off the top of the head. Attacking depth they haven't had since the 2002-04 era. #Brazil #WorldCup #Vinicius #Thiago #FootballTok #FYP

Nico O'Riley. All competitions. 📊 PL: 5G 4A Carabao Cup: 2G UCL: 1G 2A ~8 goals. 8 assists. 40 games. Age 21. Playing left-back. Numbers you'd expect from a good central midfielder. Not a 21 year old fullback. 😶 Young POTY. Just give it to him. 🏆 #NicoORiley #ManCity #PremierLeague #YoungPOTY

Elliot Anderson. Under the radar. 👀 ✅ Fantasy football dream every week ✅ Dirty work done — every game ✅ Tackles, distance, shots, key passes ✅ Always high on every metric At United or City? Doing it at a smaller club. Nobody notices. #ElliotAnderson #PremierLeague #EPL #Statrdraft #FantasyFootball

Gerrard. Lampard. Scholes. Three generational midfielders. England too rigid. Scholes sacrificed. Now O'Reilly. Bellingham. Same question. Is England fluid enough to fit him? History says no. And that would be a crying shame. 😶 #NicoORiley #England #WorldCup #Scholes #Gerrard #Lampard #ThreeLions

Outlier pick of the week. 💰 🪵 Chris Wood — back for 2-3 weeks 🔴 Forest form — completely turned around since his return 🔵 Chelsea defence — pit of sadness 😂 ✅ Already scored vs Sunderland Big man. Disorganised backline. Chelsea away. #ChrisWood #NottinghamForest #Chelsea #PremierLeague #Statrdraft

Spurs asset of the week 💰 ✅ Spurs to win 🎯 Asset: James Maddison Solanke out ❌ Xavi Simons out ❌ Maddison: fitness returning ✅ World Cup chances: zero 😂 Three games. Ice baths. Do something. #Maddison #Spurs #AstonVilla #PremierLeague #Statrdraft #FantasyFootball

Two weeks ago: "Forget the project. Win a game of football." This week: Spurs won a game of football. 😂 Credit where it's due — they battled and got the result. Still going down? Probably. But every point matters now. 👀 #Spurs #PremierLeague #Relegation #EPL

Bruno Fernandes. POTY by every stat. 📊 112 chances created. 19 assists. Missed one game. Best pass accuracy in the top 6 assisters bar Cherki. Should win Player of the Year? By every measurable statistic — yes. Will he win it? #BrunoFernandes #ManUnited #PremierLeague #POTY #EPL

Haaland since January. ⚽ 1 goal every 3 games 🤔 Teams double marking him 🏃 Space opening for Semenyo + Cherki 🇳🇴 Norway at World Cup — first time in years By his standards — one in three is shockingly low. Or maybe that's exactly the point. 👀 #Haaland #ManCity #Norway #WorldCup #GoldenBoot

Summer: "Wolves going down badly." Wolves fans: 😤 Wolves: 7 game winning streak 😂 Context: Other 3 teams already relegated. Pressure on Wolves: Zero. This season — dead and buried — playing freely again. Called it in the summer. Still right. #Wolves #PremierLeague #Relegation #Championship

Chelsea finances. 😶 💸 £262.4m pre-tax loss — PL record 📊 £491m revenue 💰 £350-390m wage bill 🏷️ £1.5bn+ squad cost Miss Champions League? Need £160-200m from somewhere. Cole Palmer. Enzo. Delap. Who goes? 😶 #Chelsea #PremierLeague #Finances #EPL

Unpopular Wolves take. 👀 3-4 years of relegation battles Two years in the Championship — actually winning, fighting for trophies, building momentum. Joe Gomez gone. André gone. Proper rebuild. Sometimes going down is the reset a club needs. #Wolves #Championship #PremierLeague #Relegation

2025/26 Premier League. Final verdicts. 🏆 POTY: Bruno Fernandes 🌟 Young POTY: Nico O'Riley 🏆 Title: Man City 🗑️ Chelsea: In the bin 🗑️ Wolves: Already in the bin What a season. 😶 #PremierLeague #ManCity #Statrdraft #BrunoFernandes #NicoORiley

Chelsea gave Liam Rosenior a 6 year contract. Pep Guardiola — greatest manager alive — has never signed more than 3. Chelsea: 6 years. Rosenior. Now sacked. Same board. 30 year player contracts. £1.5bn with no plan. Genuinely baffling. Every time. 😶 #Chelsea #Rosenior #PremierLeague #EPL

Chelsea's process: ❌ Sack Maresca — fair, card every 3 games ✅ Hire Liam Rosenior 📋 Hull City player. Strasbourg manager. 📝 6.5 year contract 📊 Sack Liam Rosenior Official statement: "Self-reflection to make the right appointment" 😂 Bit late for that. 😶 #Chelsea #Rosenior #PremierLeague #EPL

Chelsea's dressing room problem. Rosenior: big personality in press conferences Rosenior: edge in the Chelsea dressing room Toxic squad. Incompetent board. £350k a week players. You need Ancelotti. Mourinho. Klopp. Who would even take that job right now? #Chelsea #Rosenior #PremierLeague #EPL

The Mo Salah retirement tour. 5 weeks left. 👀 vs Palace — quiet vs Man United, Old Trafford — one last dance 🕺 That's where he saves it. That's the stage. West Ham — 2 points above Spurs. Every game a cup final now. 😶 #Salah #Liverpool #PremierLeague #Relegation #EPL

Summer 2026. Potential managerial changes: 🔴 Man United 🔵 Chelsea 🔴 Liverpool (they said Rosenior was fine too) 😂 🔴 Arsenal — Arteta one year left ⚫ Newcastle — Howe unclear 🦅 Crystal Palace ⚪ Fulham — Silva out of contract 🍒 Bournemouth #PremierLeague #EPL #ManagerialChaos #Statrdraft

Chelsea owner. Geneva. This week. 📋 💬 "We are behind Rosenior" 💬 "We hate sacking managers mid-season" 💬 "We will not do it again" 48 hours later: ❌ Rosenior sacked 😂😂😂 #Chelsea #Rosenior #PremierLeague #EPL #Statrdraft #FootballBanter

Wolves sacked Nuno to progress. Got their Icarus on instead. Flew too close to the sun. Got burnt. 20th every week all season. First time in English football history. Good club. Wrong decisions. Called it in the summer. Not basking in it. Just facts. 😶 #Wolves #PremierLeague #Relegation #EPL

Chelsea's transfer strategy under Boehly. In full. Heard City wanted Cucurella. Bought him. Heard clubs wanted others. Bought them. £1.5 billion later — 5 losses in a row. 7.5 hours without a goal. Then hired managers to fix a squad built on FIFA career mode logic. #Chelsea #Boehly #PremierLeague

Manchester United under Carrick. Performances — poor. Leeds battered them. ✅ Newcastle with 10 men battered them. ✅ Chelsea would have with a striker. ✅ Amorim: better performances, worse results. Long term plan. Carrick: scraping results. No long term plan. #ManUnited #Carrick #PremierLeague #EPL

Haaland pattern. Two years running. Aug-Dec: Cyborg. Unstoppable. 🤖 Jan onwards: Quiet. Still wins Golden Boot. Every time. Why? Every team marks him out. Doku finds space. ✅ Cherki finds space. ✅ Semenyo finds space. ✅ City score anyway. From everywhere. #Haaland #ManCity #PremierLeague #Tactics

Wolves once beat Real Madrid to sign Ruben Neves. In the Championship. 😮 Then sold: ❌ Jimenez ❌ Jota ❌ Neves ❌ Cunha ❌ Ait-Nouri ❌ Semedo ❌ Sarabia 20th. Every week. All season. This is what systematic dismantling looks like. 😶 #Wolves #PremierLeague #Relegation #EPL

Wolves. 20th in GW1. Still 20th now. Never moved. Not once. Not even on goal difference. Lost 4-0 to City on day one and never left the bottom spot. First time in English football history. Historic. Historically bad. 😶 #Wolves #PremierLeague #Relegation #EPL

Chelsea. One month. 😶 Then: 10pts clear in 3rd. Champions League nailed on. Now: Out of CL positions. 5 losses in a row. 7.5 hours without a goal. Could finish 12th if results go against them. Worst run since the Titanic sank. How does that happen? 👀 #Chelsea #PremierLeague #EPL #Collapse

Liverpool to win. But the asset is Mateta. 👀 3 goals in last 4. Fighting for France's World Cup spot. Ekitike out — he's the man competing to back up Mbappé. And Van Dijk's weakness? Bully strikers who pin and fight. Mateta is exactly that. 💰 #Mateta #Liverpool #PremierLeague #FantasyFootball

West London Derby. Saturday. Massive. 🔥 Fulham win → level in 7th Fulham lose → Europe done Fantasy picks 💰 ⚽ Igor Thiago — broken Brentford's season scoring record ⚽ Harry Wilson Huge game. Who are you backing? 👇 #Brentford #Fulham #PremierLeague #Stardraft #FantasyFootball

Arsenal: Need to be perfect. City: Just need to be City. Goal difference could separate them by Wednesday. Arteta in April — 44% win rate. City under pressure — serial winners. I know who I'm backing. 👀 #Arsenal #ManCity #PremierLeague #TitleRace #EPL

Nico O'Riley. Said it last week. Saying it again. 21 years old. City POTY contender. Young POTY contender. World Cup squad conversation. Double gameweek incoming. If he's not in your Stardraft team — fix it now. 💰 #NicoORiley #ManCity #PremierLeague #Stardraft #FantasyFootball

Spurs. Two home wins all season. NFL games ✅ Concerts ✅ Tourist attraction ✅ Home wins: 2 😶 Teams aren't hoping for points at the Tottenham Hotspur Stadium anymore. They're expecting them. Forget the project. Win a football match. 😤 #Spurs #PremierLeague #Relegation #EPL

Arteta's PL win rate by month. Aug-Mar: 50-75% ✅ April: 44% 🚨 May: 73% — dead rubbers 🗑️ When the title race matters most — he caves. Not opinion. Statistical fact. You don't want Kane in September. You don't want Salah in January. You don't want Arteta in April. #Arteta #Arsenal #PremierLeague #EPL

If Arsenal don't win the league — Arteta has to go. They need a serial winner. Ancelotti mould. Someone not scarred by the past. Arsenal four years ago was TERRIFYING. Same squad. Fearless manager. Imagine. 😶 If they win it this season — they'll scrape it. #Arteta #Arsenal #PremierLeague #EPL

Spurs. 2019 — Champions League final. Now — relegation battle. Again. 16th one year. 18th the next. Mourinho said it — football heritage. This isn't a dip. This isn't a conspiracy. This is a collapse. 😶 #Spurs #PremierLeague #Relegation #EPL