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This guy is saying: you won’t believe how fast grocery prices are skyrocketing. But yes, yes I can believe it because I’m watching it in real time. And this is at Costco! We’re in trouble.

Was Epstein Mossad? Answer: damn skippy he was.

I cannot convey to you how incredibly funny and clever some people on the internet are. But this video is proof of that assertion.

Never gets old. 😆

This is more than just people switching allegiances. I believe there’s something going on here we don’t know yet. There’s a reason why they’ve all, to a person, bent the knee. What’s the real reason why?

I had NO idea what a lynx sounded like! Wow. Caturday.

Two cats! #Caturday

I haven’t seen this kind of good decision making from a politician in decades. Like four or more of them. Mamdani’s the real deal.

The white collar class has been the buffer between the ultra wealthy and the poor since the monarchy allowed a merchant class to emerge. If neo-oligarchs crush the middle/upper management class, there’s nothing to stop the lower classes from ripping them to shreds. Honestly, it’s probably time.

I didn’t know they had Red Bull vodka because I don’t drink, but this guy? He’s wasn’t impressed 🤣🤣🤣

Here’s where you can watch Game 7 of the Spurs / Thunder Western Conference finals tomorrow (Saturday).

Participating in local politics, Encino Man style.

I’ve never owned a cat that loves water but I’d like to in my lifetime. 🐾💞🐾

Trying to rescue a cat but the cat? Not into it. Caturday.

Just a’flippin’ and a’floppin’ Caturday

Big fan of whatever the hell this is. Caturday

Shenanigans Episode 3,212: The Cat Strikes Again Caturday

When you see your best friend💨💨💨 Caturday

Stephen Miller is LITERALLY a Nazi. I know he’s Jewish. Doesn’t matter. Watch.

She did not tell one lie.

Do you know what each of the big cats sound like? I thought I did. I did not 🫪 #Caturday

Oh no!! Cat fight at the vets office!! Caturday

Both the banjo guy and the cat love every minute of whatever this is. Caturday

It’s a late start to Caturday for me! But I found some super cute videos and pictures of cats to keep us all entertained. This cat calls his mama cow. I don’t think she takes it personal but…😆

I do love it. But… it is hard being my friend group’s town crier.

Ever give medicine to a Great Dane? Here’s one way that seems to work. 🤷‍♀️😆

Why is Hakeem Jeffries, the goddamn Minority Leader of the House of Representatives, quoting George Wallace but replacing segregation with… wait for it… Israel? And screaming it to boot? He needs to go.

Insanely accurate depiction of what it’s like to be an American rn.

Mamdani proves that we can balance every budget if we simply tax the richest among us.

German shepherds aren’t my fave but these ones are. 😆

Today it’s all dancing and songs I guess. Here’s a powerful interpretive dance routine about AI,your employer, and you. 💃🕺🪩

Are women actually naturally submissive? Hint: the answer is no

Thinking of running for office but you’re a person that has ethics, values, and morals that cannot be bought? Do it. We need more Zohran Mamdani’s in this fight.

A Salt Lake City Utah data center banger.

Just watch.

The comments on this are hilarious. I’ll post my fave in the comments. 😆

Oh AOC…. We need about 200+ more of her. @aoc.bsky.social

Final Caturday post - the sounds the big cats make.

Ever winder what a lynx sounds like? Caturday

Two cats Caturday

They really hate it when we bathe. 😂 # Caturday

Cat WWE #CATURDAY NIGHT RAW!!!

Helper cat. #Caturday

Caturday cats imitating their owners.

This one can have a podcast.

Cats! And dogs… Caturday

This is the craziest Caturday video I’ve ever posted. When I tell you I have never? I truly haven’t. I have NEVER, EVER seen a cat chill in the toilet! Have you?

Activities or situations requiring zero cats. And yet… #Caturday

Dementia Donny is literally butt dialing randos. Everything about him is a threat to our well being.

Thank goodness, he didn’t overreact.

I love the whole Artemis II crew with my whole heart. I respect them down to my very bones.

Oh. Em. Geeeee. 🥰🥰🥰

Imagine living in NYC in horrible conditions for over 20 yrs, with a landlord that refuses to fix anything, and not one mayor in those 20+ years did anything about it. Then Mamdani handles it in less than 100 days. After 20+ years! If elected officials wanted to, they could. But they don’t/won’t.

I, too, agree that the no look pass Dwayne Wade delivered to LeBron James is one of the greatest photos in NBA history.

Not only has the price tripled but the amount of product you receive is less than before.

We’re all so unserious. 😆😆😆

This is so damn cute. I can’t! #Caturday.

I have no idea what’s going on here. 😂😂😂 #Caturday

Caturday shenanigans. But this time it’s a dog raised with cats who thinks he is also a cat.