Austin Swafford

Men were men back then, I tell ya…

I know Champagnie said “we trust each other” But the mic was glitching and it sounded like we said “we touch each other” Which would be a pretty new way to celebrate a conference title #Spurs #Thunder

Trump doesn’t give a fuck about fallen troops or Memorial Day. This is so lazy and disrespectful

OKC gets a basket after Dort CLEARLY dribbles the ball out of bounds. I need these refs to get their heads out of their own sphincters #Spurs

Enough is enough. It’s one thing to embellish but he didn’t even get touched. NBA has to make this nonsense stop #Spurs #Thunder

Man even ABS can’t save John Bacon. This is only the most egregious of his missed calls. This strike zone is a MESS #Astros🚀 #Rockies🏔️ #MLB⚾️

It’s been this crap ALL weekend. The strikes getting called against the #Longhorns🥎 have been ABSURD

Epstein’s Eye Land 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 The Fall and Rise of Reggie Dinkins is a treasure Can’t stop 🤣

This is what a first sip should look like and she’d have been a legend for recreating this

Tatsuya Imai with a GREAT rebound game in his second start. Much better control, really showing what the #Astros🚀 saw when they signed him First start: 2.2 IP, 3 H, 4 BB, 4 ER, 4 K Today: 5.2 IP, 3 H, 3 BB, 0 ER, 9 K (he only had 1 BB through 5.2 innings before walking his last 2 batters)

Christian Walker with his first HR of 2026! BA is now .345 and OPS is up to 1.027 This is closer to what they thought they were signing up for last year. Dude is RAKING #Astros

The Fall and Rise of Reggie Denkins just keeps crushing it. I can’t get enough of Daniel Radcliffe parkouring over the car 🤣🤣

The Fall and Rise of Reggie Denkins is so. Freaking. Good. Can’t stop laughing