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The Clear Cider

@theclearcider

Oh, stop it! Laugh. Parody, satire, & truth as needed. Prevent truth decay, brush with Clear Cider. Caution, I still run with scissors. Dog lover. 🔴 = 🚫 | DMs = 🚫 🦋 🌹

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To the moon … 😫

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Wednesday & Lurch have also thrown away their invitations to Trump's self-planned birthday party, UFC cage matches, Rose Garden carnival, & the #Freedom250 hootenanny at our White House … 🎢🎡🎠🎟️

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Ummm — Lara Trump, y’all …

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The MAGA Mashers have canceled their Freedom 250 festival appearance due to Trump’s unrealistic body beautification code requirements.

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FWIW … I pieced these clips from a documentary about the movie “Deliverance” & the ‘banjo boy’ in 2019 for a project I was working on. I see him in various discussions here of late. The ‘banjo boy’ has long since grown up, of course. Kind of interesting on the real-life side of things. 🪕

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Wet shi r t ?

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Me too.

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Old man jacks up his chair 6’’ inches to appear taller (notice the backs of the chairs) while the dudes sitting in the low chairs still over tower him. 🤷‍♀️ Ramble, grubble, ramble … “I’m doing it for the world, dammit !”

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Nancy, too.

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On a personal note, former nemesis of mine, the babyfaced Briscoe Cain lost his Texas runoff. You can watch him interact with the Fort Worth police here (2018) after flashing his concealed handgun at us. He was banned from Twitter (pre-Musk) for a period of time after threatening the life of Beto.

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An old video from 2020 …

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Trump typically wears a girdle over the last ~10-12 years. It’s all an illusion.

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I like this one. 🤣

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🤣🤣🤣

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Trump’s not even original in his insults.

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If I have to listen to it, so do you.

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Don Jr’s wedding planners have revealed the real reason Trump isn’t attending his eldest son’s matrimonials …

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Pegged.

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