This is the video you watch before realizing Palantir is a $400 stock.

Majority of single men over 30 in 2026:

I told her that I partially own 500 multibillion dollar companies (I have $100 in the S&P 500)

that one bro :

I still can't figure out how they managed to cross this ocean with medieval technology..

me holding my opinion after realizing I cannot fix this person's entire educational history in just one conversation.

when you wake up thinking it's few minutes before your alarm goes off but it's actually the middle of the night:

Michael Crook, a 75-year-old man born and raised in China to British-Canadian parents, switches effortlessly between English and Mandarin

Face ID: "doesn't recognize my face"   Me: "lock and unlock the phone again"   Face ID:

me seeing the consequences of my procrastination

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Sending out SUPER hot video responses (and voice responses and pics) on @sextpanther.bsky.social Cum getchu sum And I'm currently running a deal on clips, so if you've ever wanted to stock up, now is the time! sextpanther.com/Addicting-Ally

☢️ Catastrophe at Chernobyl, election elation in South Africa and Prince puckers his way to the top. It's Time Rewind for April 26th. 📺 Subscribe to our YouTube channel for more. www.youtube.com/@timerewind #ukraine #disaster #southafrica #democracy #prince #onthisday #history

¡Feliz Día Mundial del Arte!

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Egg whites are high in protein, but most of the egg’s vitamins and minerals are found in the yolk. Nutrients like vitamins A, D, E, K, B12, choline, and essential fats are concentrated there. The white builds protein. The yolk carries the nutrition.#

Ukraine is buying us time, and we should thank them every day for this, says Sebastian Hartmann, Parliamentary State Secretary at the Ministry of Defence of Germany. #LennartMeriConference

Ukrainian girl reacts to fireworks at parade abroad.

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NEWS: A Kent MP is setting up a summer school to help inspire the next generation of political leaders. Young people aged between 18 and 24 will get the chance to learn how the system works, as well as practicing skills like public speaking #kmfmnews

LOGAN PAUL INJURED 😂 #WWERAW

Stry #cat in #Turkey shws up evry mrnig 2hug man who fed her.Not somtims,evry single day.Hs shop's pckd w/t ppl com jst 2wtch #BeKindToAnimals #AdoptDontShop #RescueCats #AnimalAbuse #stopanimalcruelty #StopAnimalTests #Vegan #BanYulinDogMeatFestival #NoToDogAndCatMeat #Cats #Kittens #FriendsNotFood

Here’s a #MondayMorningMinute with #nature here on #WorldBeeSanctuary. Take a moment. #pause Go do some #good. Have the best week you can. If you’re not having a good week - tell someone. And if someone tells you - Listen. Really #listen. #mentalhealth #wellbeing #daisies #dandelions #spring

Truth.

Arne Slot makes 4 changes from the Sunderland side, but make no mistake - he is going strong in the FA Cup. Fabian Huerzler and Brighton are doing the same, making for a fascinating matchup. #lfc #liverpool #Brighton #facup #teamnews

The NIO ET9, known as the “dancing car,” amazed everyone with its advanced suspension as it was seen dancing to beats at the Beijing Auto Show. #nioet9 #China #AutoShow #beijing

This sweet pup, Maverick, is looking for a calm and supportive home. He is up for adoption at the Hamilton/Burlington SPCA @rickzamperin.bsky.social. FULL INTERVIEW: www.chch.com/morning-live/meet-maverick-who-is-up-for-adoption-at-the-hamilton-burlington-spca/

Oopsie! Dave McCormick (R-PA) catches himself calling it the "Trump Regime" mid-sentence. Gotta love it!

Trials in the Sky 🎮 #Nintendo #Switch2

Kill the witnesses, starve the rest! #Gaza #Ceasefire #WarCrimes open.substack.com/pub/austinsi...

Man really looked us in the face and said

Even by Trump's standards this is F bent.

The zero-post production system in action at Creative Kin. - switch cameras while recording - capture a full edit of four camera angles - audio synced to video when recording - As-live edit available instantly when recording ends - files delivered within the hour #ContentStrategy #Business

Today, South Carolinians, Americans, and voters worldwide showed up to a historic No Kings Day. With reports estimating that over 8 million people turned out nationwide, this was one of the largest protest days in our country’s history. We the People are ready to see change.

Hear from coaches, instructors, and experts from across the industry at one of our Coaching Symposiums! June's session features presentations from US Soccer Coach Educator Ian Barker, MNUFC Assistant Coach Danny Cruz, and more. Register » https://utd.mn/4fLe79Q

Caturday Kafka và những ngày mưa Đà Lạt

The first birdcam video today features Mr Finch at seven minutes before sunrise. #birds

This woman is expected to be Trump's next Director of National Intelligence.

I'm having sex with my husband 💦 #nintendo #pokemon #disney #roythefox

Die nominierten Autor*innen im aspekte-Video! 💫 Portrait von Ines Geipel, die mit ihrem Buch „Fabelland. Der Osten, der Westen, der Zorn und das Glück“ (S. Fischer) für den #DSP25 nominiert ist. Produziert von ZDF aspekte  Redaktion: Monika Unkelbach Kamera: Bernd Huß Schnitt: Jan Rehwinkel

💔🥹 It's so touching: a military father unexpectedly came to his daughter's last bell ceremony. Video: mikitsel_16.

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🚨| Donald Trump: Los somalíes han estafado a Minnesota miles de millones de dólares. Cada año, esos miles de millones no aportan nada a nuestra sociedad. El porcentaje de asistencia social entre ellos es del 88%. No los quiero en nuestro país. Su país está mal por alguna razón; simplemente apesta.

🗣️‼️‼️LETS GOOOOOOOO ‼️‼️🗣️ Addison Berger sends in deep to score the 5th Blue Jays home run of the game and make 13-4. #bluejays | #mlb | #postseason

Would you watch Instagram on your TV? Meta is exploring building a dedicated Instagram app for TVs as part of a deeper push into video, but Instagram chief Adam Mosseri says he isn't interested in licensing live sports or Hollywood content. In other words, Instagram wants to take on YouTube.

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Season’s Greetings—it’s that time of the year again! The 2026 AXS Studio calendar, fresh off a 6-colour Heidelberg press. Our annual calendar images are carefully selected with input and suggestions from our team members. 🧫 #MedicalAnimation #MedAffairs #medcomms #medsky 🐡🎨

Could Azzi Fudd & Paige Bueckers be the ultimate Batman & Robin? If health holds, their potential is sky-high—even at the pro level. Do you see them peaking together? #SportsDebate #Hoops

Happy Earth Day! ❤️🌍️ From clean air and safe water to outdoor spaces where people can gather and stay active, healthy environments support healthier lives. This earth day, we celebrate mother nature and the role it plays in protecting public health. #EarthDay

👀🚗 Staryi Krym near Feodosia. Situation. The logistical blockade is covering more and more cities on the peninsula, and the fuel shortage is growing.

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+any renewed Israeli attack on Beirut would expand the confrontation beyond the settlements to major cities like Haifa and Tel Aviv. The Cradle news.....

The way Trump stared at this reporter is disturbing. She was asking him about U.S foreign policy/China’s role in Latin America. Instead of answering her question he says to Vance Í just like to watch her talk “before saying to her”Good job Good job thank you Darling”. This is so 🤢

Good use of wrestling as a metaphor. @livvytrouble.bsky.social ?

The most unique fried chicken in the world [📹 Street Food Journey] Original post

Lujan New Mexico presses Scott Bessent ( Howdy Doody )

There are good results of our long-range sanctions from the soldiers of the SBU, SBS, SSO, GUR and the State Border Guard Service. Important objects on the territory of Russia were hit last night. Among them is the St. Petersburg oil terminal.

Nothing like a puke and rally to fire the boys up

Crossface from Ol' Mancer! #WatchROH