Imagine being 75 years old and spending weekends driving little trains around your garden with your retired friends. Sounds like a life well spent.

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In the game The Simpsons: Hit & Run (2003), a Jewish clown calls you "lousy goyim" and threatens you with a lawsuit if you beat him up for having sex with your underage daughter.

While filming the The Room (2003), the crew openly laughed at the chaos unfolding on set. At times, the laughter was so contagious that it caused the camera to “jump.”

Life when you rediscover all of your interests from over a decade ago

Man drives the same car for 15 years and hits 1 million kilometers…now he can sell it as a brand-new 0 km vehicle.

MrBeast reveals he has less than $1,000,000 to his name despite being a Billionaire on paper "I have negative money right now, I'm borrowing money that's how little money I have. Technically everyone watching this video has more money than me in their bank account"

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He will remember this moment with his dad forever 🥹❤️

nothing humbles you more than realizing you meant way less to someone than you thought

Türkiye News - In Zonguldak (Turkey), a two-year-old girl boarded a bus whilst her mother wasn’t looking. The driver set off, and it wasn’t until the girl started crying that he realised he had a ‘passenger’ on board: he turned back and returned the girl to her family.

Australian Building Code_ Weather Tightness & Condensation Management #architecture #smartspaces #buildingbetter #newzealand

The MYIC @millionyearice.bsky.social project by the Australian Antarctic Program is drilling an ice core to 3,000 metres depth in three-metre segments, and returning the cores in pristine condition to Hobart, Tasmania. Why? And how? Find out at aapp.shorthandstories.com/the-memory-of-ice

Checking out the STELLAR FURY demo by @figames.bsky.social & it's excellent! Gameplay reminds me of STEEL VAMPIRE. Very polished w/tons of customization options. Looking forward to the final game. Highly recommended! #SHMUP #Danmaku #bulletHell #IndieGame #ITCH figamesllc.itch.io/stellar-fury

Welches Land hat nochmal den geistesgestörtesten Präsidenten? Trump sagt, er könnte 2028 und möglicherweise auch 2032 im Amt bleiben. www.reddit.com/r/justincase...

Mr Rose Breasted Grosbeak fends off an Oriole, then makes a neat little move to reposition himself. #birds

🎞️ Put it in a maze! We’re trying to cure cancer here!

Trump says the ballroom roof is designed as a military drone port with 360-degree DC surveillance capability, capable of bouncing off drone impacts and protecting airspace over Washington.

Queensland's return to the Joh-era. 2 months after the Crisafulli govt removed the CCC recommended ban on property developer donations the money is pouring into the LNP. The ban is still in place for councils. Minister for everything, Jarrod Bleijie, says it's just "electoral fairness". #qldpol

A DV shelter worker details 2 post‑Grammys assaults: one woman injured by a smashed cup over artists saying Fuck ICE, and one over disagreement. Super Bowl weekends can escalate stress and violence. If you’re unsafe, support is available: 1‑800‑799‑7233 / START to 88788.

𝐓𝐞𝐜𝐡 𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐲: 𝑾𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝑨𝑰 𝒍𝒐𝒐𝒌𝒔 𝒍𝒊𝒌𝒆 🥽 From rigid to bio-inspired. Robots are starting to move naturally. That is the shift. Spotted at CTO ROBOTICS Media #Robotics #AI #Engineering

Lee County leaders are expected to approve a contract for $3 million for safety improvements along Burnt Store Road in Cape Coral, with construction potentially beginning next month. More: https://www.gulfcoastnewsnow.com/article/safety-upgrades-burnt-store-road-cape-coral-florida/71345751 

Has The Board, Controlling Interests and Greed decimated The PAL of Delaware?? Do Democrats and Republicans bear the blame?

BLUESKY’S FAVORITE ANTIFA TERRORIST the M0N5T3R 5H0UT3R is Curious if anyone would be interested in me doing a live stream? Where anyone can ask me about anything I have talked about in my videos

I asked the Chancellor how investment in green energy will help protect consumers.

Good Morning 🌄 🌞 Every morning brings a new chance to bloom and shine 🌹💕 #RiseAndShine #nature #life #GoodMorningEveryone #NewDayNewStart #cat #PositiveVibesOnly #birds #MorningInspiration #BeautifulMoments #StayHappy #MotivationDaily #NatureMagic #PeacefulVibes #Happiness

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"Increasingly, the judges can no longer trust the government to be telling the truth." "It pains me because the damage to the Dept. of Justice is just at this point immeasurable." @sarahlongwell25.bsky.social and Mary McCord on the Trump DOJ torching its credibility with the courts.

The “cosplay soldiers” of ICE are the least qualified and most poorly trained government agents in US history. PAXIS.app (now in the hands of thousands) gives immigrants and allies the constitutional and legal strategies to deal with them. Fight ICE: www.gofundme.com/f/PAXIS

wearthepeace Heartbroken families grieve over the 171 children killed in Minab by Israeli/ US airstrikes as tens of thousands filled the streets in mourning. Video: Press TV apnews

The FAU defense is bending, but not breaking. Awesome play by DB Justin Weatherall to jump the route and secure the INT, continuing a great spring for him. #FAU #CFB

Thursday, May 21, 2026, is good day to lock Trump up in Alligator Auschwitz and cancel construction of the Epstein Ballroom. And the day is not yet over. #TrumpPedoFiles #KatieJohnson #LockHimUp Hulk not like child-raper. Hulk smash child-raper

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Wistikles | Canada considers banning social media for under-16s, inspired by Australia, with ~75% support. Critics warn teens can bypass rules and enforcement is tough, but supporters say it could still reduce usage and set limits. #wistikles #canada #SocialMediaBan #CyberSafety #InternetSafety

#NightSlashers #Arcade #Fighting #Hackandslash/Beat'emup

With Auburn's offense possibly making a big jump this year, how do you see the matchup against the Ole Miss defense going down on Halloween night? Who has the edge?

Good morning or good evening, wherever you are in this beautiful world. On this amazing day, I wish you clarity, strength, and success in reaching your goals. Take care of yourself, keep moving with purpose, and remember — every small step forward still counts. #GoodMorning #GoodEvening #Goals

🇮🇷🗞️📰📌An Iranian state television presenter shot the UAE flag live on air.

Eddie Rosario to retire? Scout Hector Zepeda has gotten word that the 11-yr veteran left fielder will do just that. #Minnesota #Atlanta #baseball ##theopinionguy

Escape the Backrooms is available now on PS5, Xbox Series X|S, and Xbox Game Pass. Cross-platform matchmaking has also been added to the Steam version of the game in an update today. #horrorgames #Backrooms

Aaron Judge hits his 14th home run of the season. Since the start of the 2024 season, he is slugging .827 on pitches in the strike zone. Ohtani is 2nd with a .752 SLG. #RepBX

The second I'm somewhere with beautiful architecture and I hear dramatic music? I'm running. #KamikazeSnowmen #BossFight #Arena #Paris #VideoGame

👻🎃 Spooktember is almost over, and with Spooktober around the corner, now is a good time to check out The Starwielder Armageddon's Eclipse. My debut Sci-fi Fantasy series takes a darker turn in this installment 😈. #independentauthor #indepedentlypublishedauthor #scififantasybooks

💥🤘🏻 Occupied Vuhlehirsk, Donetsk Oblast.

Collectibles & Videogames Part 255 Stray (PlayStation 4, 2022) Well Played Toys stray Standing Cat (2026) #fyp #POV #Gaming #Collectibles #GamingRoom #Sony #PlayStation #Annapurna #Stray #WellPlayedToys #Samsung #Divoom #Paladone

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A man, now dubbed the 'Moose Flipper', rescued a moose after it got stuck on a highway median in Newfoundland. Watch more video: https://ow.ly/UwQn50YVJB7

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Here’s a gentle reminder, ladies… This right was not earned easily.

🔴 #SAROS and then checking out the new Marathon season later! https://twitch.tv/danfinity

Not scenes from a horror movie, but from Ukraine’s reality. Russian forces continue to shell Kostiantynivka with prohibited phosphorus munitions. Video: Khyzhak Brigade.

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Hey all! Reminder got an extra stream for you tonight! Gonna be hitting up Resident Evil 5 Coop with @spoonee.bsky.social t's her first time with this masterpiece so let's buckle up for some COMPLETE GLOBAL SATURATION and also HEY C'MON HEY SHEVA! C'MON! See you @ 7PM EST 😅

The Messy Affair Over What's Fair at the Great American State Fair @stephaniemiller.bsky.social Episode link: https://play.headliner.app/episode/33590901

KJK Posie Parker has a pathetically small rally

Street racing crashes are causing serious injuries in Tampa. If you or a family member have been hurt, you don't have to face it alone. Florida law holds all racing participants accountable—even the non-striking car. 📞 Call me today: 813-222-2220 📩 Secure Portal: www.go2attorney.com/contact-us/

Good Morning Folks Our Foreign Policy is not ours

ABS overturned in #Orioles at #RedSox (Bot 3). Carlos Narváez challenged the called strike. Called Strike -> Ball. HP: Marvin Hudson | Upheld 43.1% (22/51). Later: Carlos Narváez flies out to right fielder Colton Cowser.