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And finally the Tony Parker sequence, which hilariously begins with an index finger waving to the right of the screen and I imaging it's because the producers literally combined their "waving a finger" prompt into both AI-ified photos at the same time, which is insane laziness.

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Here's another sequence where they transformed a pair of photos of Bill Russell and Scottie Pippen, making Pippen's muscles look very weird

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So it turns out ABC used AI all throughout Game 1 whenever they went to commercial. Check out this sequence where a modern championship tag spontaneously blooms on the back of Hakeem Olajuwon's jersey, followed by another where Kobe and Ron Harper twitch awkwardly w each other.

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A big factor for tonight's game is that Air Corgi is in attendance and is no doubt blessing the Spurs significantly more than the nuns are

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The more I've seen the Ant dunk over John Collins from 2 yrs ago, the more I've come to believe that it might be the best looking posterization of all time from the broadcast camera. Some dunks might look better on instant replay, but from the live game cam this is hard to top.

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The most 1999 thing about the previous NBA Finals between the Knicks and the Spurs might be that the Spurs were playing StarCraft against each other in between games

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This is astrology for me

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But what about celebrity row in Game 5, the final game in which the Knicks played in the Finals (until now)? Well, here ya go!

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How much have things changed since 1999? Here's what celebrity row looked like for Game 4 of the Finals - the last year the Knicks made it that far until 2026

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Every time Wemby checks back in early for Kornet

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Spurs-Thunder Game 1

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Cavs-Pistons Game 7 recap

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Since tonight is the final NBA on Prime telecast of the season, this is the last time this year you'll get to hear this music during an NBA game

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It's so cool that it's somehow possible to shoot the ball in such a way that this can actually happen

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It's surreal to think that before Jason Collins checked into a game 12 years ago, there had never been a (recognized) openly-gay person who had played in any of the four major US mens sports leagues. A genuine trailblazer.

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The Wolves are fun!

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(from: x.com/i/status/205...)

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Elon logging in everyday to pose as his mom and his kid

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When I was a kid, I was weirdly fascinated with the idea of giant trees growing indoors and always thought it'd make the coolest fantasy story interior, and so I got a big kick out of actually seeing it realized in an episode of Witch Hat Atelier.

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Looking up when the first NBA game is today and seeing it's on Peacock in five minutes

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Happy Star Wars Day!

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Jamahl Mosley

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The Sixers in this series

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8 straight points by Maxey down the stretchhhhhbhh

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If retired Japanese racehorse Wonder Acute can pick up a brush and draw paintings, you - a human (presumably) - have no excuse to be using generative AI

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