1godzillafan, The MST3K & Clara Stan

JURASSIC BIRDEMIC!

JURASSIC NORTH BY NORTHWEST!

Veronica knows what football is? When has she ever seen a game? And then they try to have Roxton avoid an anacronism by having him bring up Rugby, which was more popular internationally in 1921. This entire joke exchange is pointless

This is like Sideshow Bob stepping on rakes. This episode keeps getting dumber and dumber until it's coming full circle and becoming the greatest hour of television I've ever seen

(Okay, this is a close second)

I don't think I've ever laughed this hard at a scene while watching this show and that's a high bar

Lol, this is a total Three Stooges moment of "Good thing we haven't seen a cop" and cue a cop standing right behind them

Well, that escalated. And remember, Malone said it, not me.

What an interesting/weird scene. This little romantic tension exchange is probably the best writing of the episode (it's a low bar), then random danger undercuts it out of nowhere. This episode has been so many things that fly at you and just interrupt any plot that it might have

Okay, so I'm pretty sure all the ghost scenes were stock footage, but they did bring Sinelnikoff back to record dialogue for this scene. But now I can only associate this with that episode of Sliders were they brought Wade back, which means Summerlee is probably a disembodied head somewhere

Okay, now the episode IS a clip show, but they just found a weirdly creative way of doing it

Paul is a dead man, miss him, miss him

This whole thing is such a weird, pointless scene. I know writing on this show hasn't been top tier, but "Thank you for saving my arm" is one of the worst lines I've heard on this show. It only exists to set up more negging from Roxton. Marguerite dropping her bone club though? Pure gold.

This episode is all over the place but Roxton and Marguerite's mutual negging flirtation is on point

I feel like we need to discuss this scene, because the rain stopped almost as swiftly as it came, yet Veronica built a little shelter and stayed out in the moist jungle all night anyway. First thing she does is stretch her back, pressing her glistening chest toward the camera. Then plot happens.

I suppose this counts as character growth on this show, because Roxton and Challenger are joking about Marguerite's henpecking and Marguerite is taking it with good humor instead of threatening to rip off their manhood.

I am the Ghost of Main Castmembers Past. I've come to warn you that further budget cuts have put YOU on the chopping block, as well.

Well, that was still better than Leigh Whannell's Wolf Man movie. This weekend I'll have a double feature that closes up season 2. Until then...

"It's working," Roxton says while watching Malone have a violent seizure

I like the thought that Malone has been running in circles around the Treehouse for hours and just now decided to make a grand entrance

I got a cool idea for a werewolf transformation. Let's make it look like an black blob of shadow that you can barely see

What a weirdly elaborate trap that relies on someone being in a very specific place, facing a specific direction, and doing a specific thing. This feels like a toy set from that Swamp Thing toy line in the early 90s.

Huh. I don't think I've ever seen a triceratops on this show before. Let alone a bloodthirsty one that Marguerite takes down in sheer irritation

This is the money, people! The moment we've all been waiting for! Let all those "warwilf" memes fly!

This is why I like Marguerite. She knows that if Malone ever tries to kiss you, you strike him then run for your life

HIKEEBA!

WOW! Did Malone just make an overt sexual move on Marguerite? Werewolf or not, Malone would have vomited at the idea

My tween brain at the time assumed this was how sex worked.

This scene is so weird. First the guy tickle attacks Veronica, then blabs that they engaged to each other as children, to which Veronica is like STFU you dork, cut to Malone pouting like a 6 year old

Wow. That was certainly one of the episodes I've watched. Tomorrow's episode is "The Visitor!" Hope to see you then!

Say what you will about this episode (and it's bad), but they certainly got their fill of making things explode

Lol, Veronica's little swing

The manufactured "I can't swim" moment because the escape wasn't dramatic enough. Though props for not going gratuitous and doing chest compressions for the CPR

Sometimes I feel like actors overact to make stupid scripts more entertaining for themselves. Jennifer O'Dell acting like she's having an orgasm at the sight of gunpowder is one of those moments

"You don't scare me!" ::throws knife:: "Don't I?" Joke's on you. That just turned him on

Omg, the puppy dog reactions!

This is so fucking stupid. But I can't help but laugh because Veronica's facial expressions are gold

I like the idea of Roxton spying on Marguerite's pouting

Marguerite's spoiled rich girl temper tantrum

I find Roxton's insistence that Veronica "Turn around" in this instance really funny. All he's doing is putting his pants on. She's already been staring at him in his underwear for two minutes.

Marguerite is so excited for treasure that she neither waits for Roxton to get out of the way nor tells him what she's about to do, she just pulls a gun and shoots the lock that he is two inches away from

Boy, they really fell for each other

Happy Pride Month

I don't think anybody here knows what my favorite movie of the year is so far. I've been very subtle about it.

And we're done for the night. Hopefully, this week I'll be able to do my weekday episodes. But I'll only know on the day. Until next time, this is my new sign off...

I can't adequately describe why, but Will Snow's expressions in this scene are slaying me

"They've gone for a stroll." "They what?" DID I FUCKING STUTTER

The ambition of this effect is adorable

This show suddenly decided to be hard drama this week and I'm living for it

Treehouse wrecker! The soap operatics suddenly went through the roof!

Good to know Veronica's "Don't trust a bitch" code is still intact

Smell it! SMELL IT!

This is such a Hammer Horror moment

EXCELLENT reveal. Is this actually a GOOD episode?

This is sly, the way they cut away from Marguerite's backstory and cut back in with the piece of her tale we already know. They're paying off something that has been on the backburner about this character for years but they're being a tease with it

Lol, the little show-off flip

SECURITY! STOP AND EMPTY YOUR POCKETS!

Episode switch!

I knew this was coming but it's still hilarious. Just wait until she remembers all the mice she ate

Hello, Billy! We were stuck with this guy the entire episode when we could have added to the guest babe list?

Lol

This is an amazing reveal. The biggest surprise to watching this show again after twenty years is that there are more interesting filmmaking techniques than I initially gave this show credit for.

Veronica has joined the club. I was starting to wonder what kind of animal she would turn into. I bet she's a bunny. She'd be like Judy Hopps from Zootopia.

This is the second time since the series began that Roxton has beaten the shit out of a crocodile