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This wk @zackpolanski.bsky.social shared examples of Right-wing Press trying to dig up dirt on him. So, I thought i'd share my approach of "pre-scooping" the hacks.

Sorry, but if you're a lover of language? Morgan McSweeney's "denial" is LOL.

Just Reform's Makerfield candidate (Rob Kenyon) going down like a bucket of cold sick on Makerfield...

You will simply NOT believe Jeremy Kyle's FAWNING and FLUFFING of Dear Leader Farage:

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They voted MAGA. It ruined their lives.

The Far-Right trekked down to Surrey to start a race riot based on internet disinformation. to protect women. but ended up harassing them. just another day in the formerly great britain.

It is 12:37pm Son got red plane stuck in tree. Fortunately I have the aim and skill of some sort of SEXY sniper

Me on the Right-wing's reaction to LOW immigration figures... for more, come over to... youtube.com/@aidThompsin

Journalist @jeremyscahill.com from @dropsitenews.com says the Trump administration is in "a state of total chaos" as it tries to end the Middle East war it launched. Iran, meanwhile, is confident in its position because of "the three M's on their side: munitions, markets and the midterms."

Massive Crack in Ice Forms on Lake Erie Large crack in the ice forms on Lake Erie Sunday, Feb. 8, 2026. Approximately 80 miles long, stretching from Port Burwell, Canada, to near Cleveland, Ohio. #LakeErie #GOESEast #GOES19 CSU/CIRA&NOAA Learn More: satlib.cira.colostate.edu/weather_medi...

Brian Kilmeade mentioned the fact that Russia is helping Iran. Russia has also benefited from the Iran war as the U.S. has temporarily lifted some sanctions on its oil sales and more focus has been pulled from Ukraine. Why is Trump so chummy with Vladimir Putin? 🤷‍♀️

While you’re glued to Britney’s courtroom drama, whip up an animated ad in 60 seconds. #motiongraphics #entrepreneurlife

With his hard this administration is trying to cover up the Epstein files these libraries should spread to every state! Credits: @wired

Cozy Flight Alert! ✈️ Just discovered the EverSnug travel blanket. It’s a pillow AND a blanket. The microplush fabric is insanely soft. Perfect for those of us who are always cold on planes! ☁️ #TrendPikz #travel #cozy #hacks

Numerous showers and thunderstorms are ongoing on Wednesday afternoon. A stalled front combined with a continuous surge of tropical moisture will result in high rain coverage across the Baton Rouge area every day for the next week. The latest Storm Station forecast:

Israel Strikes Lebanon 100 Times #news #politics #trump #israel #iran

At 70, Blannie Ward walked across the stage at Roanoke-Chowan Community College in Ahoskie, NC and earned her GED. And Blannie isn’t finished. She’s already pursuing her Certified Nurse Aide license. We needed this one today. Share it with someone who does too. Perseverance personified.

Cavs Defense vs. Knicks Offense:

Xbox keeps delivering big reveals, from Ninja Gaiden and Mana to Beast of Reincarnation and Expedition 33, and it’s starting to show just how strong the relationship between @Xbox.com and Sega really is. @JoshFinn.bsky.social & @CoreyinHD.com discuss. #Xbox #XboxPartnerShowcase #XboxCasuals

My statement for the Toyota GR86 class in iRacing Creator Series action today at Laguna Seca because I must win and there's barely any passing zones so I might make my own with my Indycar:

JARED MCCAIN SINKS ANOTHER 3 🎯 17 PTS in Game 5! Thunder lead by 15 in Q4 🍿

Dein Nachbar lacht über steigende Energiekosten? Du nicht. Während andere schwitzen, sicherst du dir in Werder (Havel) mit Photovoltaik und Wärmepumpe absolute Unabhäng... #FörderungWärmepumpe #Petershagen

This will be the last Olympics for Hilary Knight ❤️ #WomensHockey #TeamUSA #WinterOlympics

I held everything in for too long. This song is about that moment when the pressure finally breaks and you realize it’s what you needed all along. #indierock #emotional #inspirationalmusic #musicfortheheart

🚀 𝐒𝐮𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐅𝐢𝐭𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐬: 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐒𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐭𝐡 Ever feel like you're on a never-ending treadmill of "no pain, no gain"? 😓 I've got news for you - that mindset might be doing more harm than good! 🧵

Wemby PULLED Lu Dort’s hair while getting back on defense 😳 Original post

How should climate science communicate in an increasingly polarised world? On 15 June, Regius Professor in Meteorology & Climate Science, Hannah Cloke, will deliver a keynote talk exploring how imagination and scientific communication will shape our climate future Book now 🔗 https://rdg.ac/4nTh61Y

this afternoon, mostly cloudy. high near 65, with temperatures falling to around 62 in the afternoon. south wind around 29 mph, with gusts as high as 39 mph. tonight, rain showers after 8pm. mostly cloudy. low around 54, with temperatures rising to (1/3)

No better feeling than giving sweats a taste of their own medicine 😈

it is selling for so much now I can’t believe it 😭 I can’t believe what I paid (345) feels like a bargain now

🔥 Mariupol – Melitopol – Simferopol: Logistikroute R-280 blockiert Die 412. Nemesis-Brigade der SBS hat zusammen mit den ukrainischen Streitkräften eine groß angelegte Jagd auf feindliche Logistik im Süden der Ukraine gestartet.

Replying to @beth.rogers96 They normally arrive a couple of days later

He said ‘let me ask u this’ and then became a mattress. #stupid #fyp #art #never #السعوديه_العراق

[INDIE ALERT] Sovereign Tower by @wildwits.games Play as the Sovereign of a magical tower in this Round Table management RPG. Recruit eccentric Knights, assign quests and balance egos whilst carving out your kingdom's destiny. Wishlist store.steampowered.com/app/4113940 #indiedev #indiegame

Activation of Jamie’s chime card black ops banking US Army and CIA undercover operations. Treasury BABS 1950 Defense BLVD Washington, DC 20301

Another video of adorable 6 month old Eggsy, set to die unless he finds a home fast —very fast 💔💔💔

Hay algo en nosotros que no se rinde, aunque tiemble. Ese pulso invisible que insiste es también el alma de esta canción. “Donde termina el miedo” – F.C.Miranda Un recordatorio de que el miedo no es el final. Escúchala ya en plataformas musicales #DondeTerminaElMiedo #FCMiranda #Renacer

Different Water Tank! 💧 Random #splatoon fact! #nintendo #autisticgamingplus

Today is Recreational Sports And Fitness Day! Celebrate by doing a fun activity that gets your heart pumping. www.fittrend.com/how-to-make-... #RecDay #RecreationalSportsAndFitnessDay #cycling #running #Today #NationalDays #Holidays

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So the OPPS is dead then. No. Just a no for me. #AEW #AEWCollision 🤼

🔥Luka’s mom got it goin on🌴 #lukadoncic #mirjampoterbin #nba #playoffs #lebron #lebronjames #lukasmom

Elizabeth Warren is right: Economics has to be the tip of the spear for Democrats. Critics say that’s what they want, but then turn around and give @elizabeth-warren.bsky.social no credit for shifting the party in that direction.

be proud of yourself #fyp #proud #therapistthoughts #nevergiveup

Stop losing customers to a confusing website. 📉 If your visitors can't figure out how to hire you in 10 seconds, you’re leaking money. Stop building brochures and start building lead machines. Traffic is great, but conversions pay the bills. 💸 DM "FIX" for a plan. #CRO #HomeServices

What should buyers notice before they even write an offer? This week we talk about pre-offer due diligence, risky locations, poor DIY work, and a nightmare walkout basement. We also break down the ranch market and what happens when sellers outnumber buyers. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/h...

A moment of tenderness amidst war❤️ Everyone needs one occasionally. That’s how one stay whole within when everything beyond seems to be falling apart.

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A Secret Detox! 🤗🫶 #banana #fruits #health #healthy #usa #uk #us #india #pakistan #nepal #japan #indo #promegranate #orange #apple #usa #uk #us #uae #saudi #srilanka #australia #holand #finland #thailand

Remember when I said “Tristan’s giant…bed?” I wasn’t lying; Tristan DOES have a big bed, but that isn’t the only big thing about him. 𝗙𝘂𝗿𝗶𝗼𝘂𝘀 is coming (and so is Jax) in 6 days! Preorder now for $3.99, which is a limited-time price until release day: www.amazon.com/dp/B0FBHQ252J #mmromance

Today in Parliament was the International Women’s Day debate. To be surrounded by so many brilliant women, in a room so rich with history, was a powerful reminder of how far we have come. It wasn’t long ago that women couldn’t stand for Parliament or even vote. But we still have a long way to go.

Der Kampf um die ORF-Spitze wird rauer 💥 Bei „Breaking Media Spezial“ kommt es zum direkten Schlagabtausch zwischen den beiden Kandidaten Johannes Larcher und Clemens Pig. 📺 Heute um 22:20 Uhr auf JOYN Österreich & PULS 4

Mossad chief David Barnea stated that regime change in Iran is a possible and achievable goal. He emphasized that replacing the Iranian regime—the one funding and arming regional terror—must remain a top priority for Israel.

Upgraded my upgrade menu today. (Prices of upgrades subject to change, price shown for light capacity assumes it is your 24,976th upgrade) #indiedev #gamedev #pixelart #findingthelight #neverevi #indiegame #BYOND #passion #NumberGoUp #genry #gameUI

Rep. Keating to Rubio: "I'm sure you're aware that Ukraine, country that at the time had third-largest nuclear arsenal, peacefully turned over their nuclear weapons in conjunction with Budapest Memorandum. And in exchange for U.S. commitment to defend Ukraine if it ever came under threat.

Why are we being forced to pay for grid updates for data centers when we have more than enough power available already? Here's what they don’t want you to know.

Einen knuddeligen Guten Morgen euch allen ♥️. Heute beginnt der erste Dokomi Tag! Gleich erst mal fertig machen. Ich freu mich darauf, einige tolle Leute zu sehen. Sprecht mich und meine Verlobte auch gerne an, wenn ihr uns seht 🤗 ▶️ Wer ist heute schon auf der Dokomi?◀️