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Alan Cerny

Alan Cerny

@alancerny

Writer - @vitalthrills.com and thecryingdad.com, co-host of the @matineeheroes.bsky.social podcast, and Rotten Tomatoes credited reviewer. Steven Spielberg biased. All posts earnest with a hint of sarcasm. Destroy all ai. My feed, my rules. He/him.

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Anyway, tickets to THE FURIOUS on sale now. You’re gonna want to buy them. You’ll be kicking yourself if you don’t. Which is admittedly better than if these guys kick you.

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Rumor has it tonight’s Screen Unseen is THE FURIOUS and my friends, when I heard that I grabbed that ticket so goddamn fast

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Why yes

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Us here on Bluesky, seeing every performer that stays on at Freedom 250 Celebration

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The best way to sell a Steven Spielberg movie is... Steven Spielberg. Remember movies in the summer, Gen X? Here ya go.

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Worst case scenario: they’re off world for a few years. Best case scenario:

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When the Mandalorian tries to bring his little dude into a bar

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Seeing THE MANDALORIAN AND GROGU tonight, got my RSVP for the latest John Carney joint for next week, and on 6/8 the new Spielberg wrecks my soul. The summer movies are here!

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Managed to find the ANNA AND THE APOCALYPSE soundtrack on vinyl today for $15. You bet I scooped that up.

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I see there’s another 100 greatest list pissing off all the easily offended. My philosophy on lists:

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Absolutely.

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Seated for OBSESSION.

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Me, waiting for SPEED RACER to show up at the house

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You'll crush it like Quint.

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Today on BlueSky

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Finally watched that EVIL DEAD BURN trailer. That absolutely ruled.

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It was the date equivalent of May 4th on Alderaan when it exploded, you’re celebrating the deaths of billions today, way to go

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TIMES SQUARE.

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Here’s our vinyl haul from @waterloorecords.bsky.social and @endofanear.com! Try to guess which ones are mine and which ones are @scorpiogeekgoddess.bsky.social’s! (Some will be obvious, but some aren’t.)

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Bruce Springsteen and Tom Morello, “The Ghost of Tom Joad” Austin, TX. Holy shit.

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Bruce. Austin. “Born in the USA.”

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David Byrne and band, “Burning Down The House”

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Happy Earth Day, everyone.

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The opportunity for mischief here... "This Prego tastes awful. What's happening to my stomach?" "There's some strange pain... in my chest.... AGAAAAH"

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Pshaw to your InfinityVision. Pshaw, I say. Gimme my THX.

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I saw the trailer for THE FURIOUS in front of THE KILLER today.

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(Those last four episodes though? They’re reeeeeeal good.)

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Doing Easter right, going to see John Woo’s THE KILLER in the theater. Hey, at least I’m going to church.

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Seeing THE KILLER theatrically today. I can’t think of any Easter puns for this one, so insert your own. What do you want from me, it’s 6 in the morning here. I guess doves help.

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Watching the final four episodes of THE CLONE WARS, and I want to see these edited into a film and theatrically released so bad. That final arc is as good as any of the movies. Kevin Kiner’s score is incredible too. Just flawless STAR WARS storytelling. When Order 66 hits, it’s spine chilling.

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The culture

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