WUT 😮 geez, ma'am... i _told_ you that toad-licking couldn't be considered the same as "edibles" (thinking about you, kiddo)

if this wasn't real, it would be so beyond being on the nose it's almost a finger inserted inside the nose as is, it is beyond just being a remarkable metaphor

okay, this post is absolutely deserving of applause 👏 👏👏

if this is startling to the New York Times, I'm gonna need to set up a three card monte/shell game stand outside their front door

i bow to your skills

hey it's a longtime tradition!

i can see it now, attacking your conservative long island neighbors... 🤔

Wait... this sounds more like Claude Rains, invisible man

okay, this post is quite deserving 👏👏👏

seeing the news that Thiel is bolting for the door to Argentina and suddenly I have this strange urge to watch Yellow Submarine again

LIRR Strike Cripples New York Commute as 250,000 Riders Face Chaos Traffic jams, crowded buses, and massive commuter delays are spreading across New York as negotiations continue amid the transit shutdown. 👉 Read the full story at NewsLink7.com #LIRR #LIRRStrike #NewYork #MTA #LongIsland #News

She lied, she cheated, she stole... now she's being shuffled to some other token position she's not qualified for and being replaced by another unqualified sycophant. What the hell is happening here? #kristinoem #markwaynemullin #dhs #shieldoftheamericas #unqualified

The SAVE America Act would force proof of citizenship to register, build a de facto national citizenship database and add new ID hurdles that hit young, poor, Black, brown, naturalized & disabled voters hardest.  Tell the Senate to keep it dead. #SaveActIsPayToVote

The countdown to May the 4th is heating up! This week, the Disney Store shifted from Endor to the Stormtrooper collection. Dropping today, April 17th, you can grab the RC-1138 (Boss) Imperial Commando helmet, Commander Pyre voice-changing gear, and even a Tatooine hoodie for the kids.

The Homan v. Miller divide, which isn't much of a divide, is important to discuss to move beyond the cruelty that led to Trump. Homan wants to supercharge the quiet evils of ICE and CBP. Miller wants them in your face, government's obsession. Homan's back in charge now. pod.link/1779885475/e...

🦠 DR Congo Ebola risk high regionally, low worldwide: WHO The risk from a deadly Ebola outbreak is high in central Africa but remains low globally, the head of the World Health Organization says, adding that the virus has likely been spreading for months.

Unlike the Stanley Cup, Nuggets get to keep it. 🏆

Harrowing testimony of Australian filmmaker Juliet Lamont, kidnapped by the israelis on the @gbsumudflotilla , battered & sexually assaulted

I made a quick video inspired by a conversation I had with another writer on social media. Most of us have felt stuck with our writing at one point, so here are a couple of strategies that I have used to get my forward momentum back. If you find this useful, you can follow, like, and share.

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Wilson Fisk "I would ask that you practice patience" Daredevil Born Again s2e4 green screen

Meet Caitlyn, a 2023 BA (Hons) Social Sciences graduate now making an impact at Renfrewshire Council! Your degree doesn't have to match your exact job title. The skills you build at UWS are invaluable for any career path. 🎓

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FROM LAST YEAR: Released On This Day (4/27/1983): The B-52’s’ Whammy! #releasedonthisday #theb52s #whammy #newwave #vinyl #vinylcollection #vinylcollector #vinylcommunity #vinylrecords #music

Lia Godfrey's lurking but Anna Moorhouse takes no chances 🙅‍♀️

brsh.site/CgOPl -Is the current situation a shift of colonial power from Europe to new actors? or it is something worse: a proliferation? .

This Friday we’re launching the #pointandclick adventure Mystery of Silence by Making Enemies on iOS and Android in a premium format: no ads, no advertising, and no microtransactions. Pre-order it now on the App Store and Google Play! #mobilegames #indiegames

Munidopsis on a decent sized sponge with sargassum around it. @schmidtocean.bsky.social dive 924 #Doldrums #MarineLife

Russia is on the back foot militarily, economically but also diplomatically. The dynamics of the war are shifting in Ukraine's favour. Today, we discussed our own European core security interests regarding Russia.

The West Wing S07E10 - Running Mates Clip number 0027 #TheWestWing

I don’t know if this is just because I’ve been reading him M. Night Shyamalan scripts for bedtime but I feel like every conversation with my toddler has a twist ending.

🚨BREAKING UPDATE. Laurel Police release images of the suspected shooter from the Cinco de Mayo celebration last night in Maryland. The suspect is accused of shooting three people. Medics drove two people to a hospital in critical condition. 3rd person has serious, but non-life-threatening injuries.

Democrats Accuse DOJ And Republicans Of Massive Epstein Coverup After Pam Bondi Testimony

Jeopardy is Homers fav show & these 3 have been noisy all day as it poured inches... Have chew get silence😉🤭🥰

Storms may be tough, but they're only temporary #God #christian #Storms #faith #blessed

“The DGA report starts w/ a lot of talk about the importance of evidence. One part I don’t like, they didn’t follow any of that.” @drpeterlurie.bsky.social #CFAFPC #FoodPolicy

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GOOD MORNING MELVIN WEST COAST GAMES ARE HARD BUT WAKING UP TO THE KID GETTING THE LAST LOL IS EASY BECAUSE HE IS HIM AND HIM IS HE AND HEEEEEEEEEEEEEE’S…MATT SCHAEFER

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It’s a chilly winter day at our sanctuary in Montana, but we hope you enjoy this beautiful howl chorus started by male McCleery wolf, Bridger! #wolfhaven #sanctuary #education #conservation #wolf #wolves #wolfsanctuary #sanctuarylife #ranchlife #howling #newyear #winter #montana

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It's almost time for #WWEClash in Italy! 🇮🇹 Coverage begins THIS SUNDAY at 12pm ET/9am PT on @espn with the Countdown to Clash in Italy, and then the FIRST HOUR of the Clash in Italy PLE will be airing on ESPN!

C’est quoi l’horizon des évènements d’un trou noir ? C’est la frontière qui protège le reste de l'Univers de ce qui se trouve dans le trou noir. Rien de ce qui se trouve à l’intérieur de l’horizon ne peut atteindre l’extérieur. Salukes #science #physique #profbucella #lasciencepeuttout

Y entonces…🎶🐈‍⬛💕 #Caturday on.soundcloud.com/VE1Eb40OtbBV...

The number of casualties from the Russian strike on Zaporizhzhia has risen to 12, including an infant, according to the State Emergency Service

I use Birdfy. They do have AI options but I decline it all. None of it is necessary for the experience. I think I get better video quality with it turned off

Trump calls for Jimmy Kimmel to be fired again

Babbi Mario learning the ropes. 🎾 #mariotennisfever #supermario #nintendo #gaming #funny

#RejectReformUK #HopeNotHate #BackZack join.greenparty.org.uk

It doesn’t matter if the rain is pouring down, Colma Indivisible will still show up, because we BEElieve in standing up for our neighbors! #Resist #TeslaTakedown #MuskMustFall #Colma #California #ICEOut #StopICE #ICEOutForGood #NoKings #Indivisible @maddow.bsky.social

9 years ago today, Frank Ocean foresaw the fate of the dollar

What up Culture! We finally made it to the end of the Premier League season and we are hanging in a VERY packed Brewhouse in Little 5 Points! We would tell y'all to pull up but..... nah its way too much for that lol Where are y'all watching today?? #epl #ggmu #coyg

Why autistic people need more self-regulation and neuroaffirming self-care #autistic #neurodivergent #autisticburnout #neurodiversity #neurodivergentselfcare

Big Bird is mad AF! He is such a mood right there. LOUD WARNING AT END. #memes #shitpost #fyp #viral #trending #bluesky #sesamestreet #bigbird

Author: US Immigram @rhian1ife_shop What you need to know about phone 📱 searches at US airports and border crossings?#immigration #immigrant #news #foryour #USCIS

Video shows emergency crews working to rescue eight people who were left dangling midair on a roller coaster after it malfunctioned at Pleasure Pier in Galveston, Texas. The incident was a terrifying experience for riders at a Texas amusement park on Thursday. jpeg.ly/stW4A 

Cognitive debt can weigh you down! Each small burden adds up, making everyday tasks feel overwhelming. Let’s simplify our processes for a clearer path ahead. #Salesforce #SalesforceTrainingSolutions #SalesforceSuccessSecrets

Cornyn thinks he'll get a Cabinet post if he just keeps stroking. 🫩

Make your dream apartments in this new cozy game! #smallspacescreator #cozygamer #cozygames #indiegames #gaming