Autism Capital 🧩 [UNOFFICIAL]

Today we learned that Frylock from Aqua Teen Hunger Force is homeless. GOATed show. Hope the voice actor is able to turn it around.

He said, "...I can turn the AC down if you want?" I told him no. A man does not ask the mountain to be shorter.

We’re so back baby!!!

WWE makes it into the autism ETF.

Remember the bird autist? His name is Samuel. He’s 11. And good news! Everyone loves him, respects him, he’s won the acknowledgement of his peers, and everything wonderful is going for him. An actual feel good story with no twists. Just winning. 👏🏼❤️

186g of sugar is still insane. But you knew what you were doing 😂

Guarantee some marketing exec saw this gif and said "Let's just make that a character. It gets views."

If they’re going to spy on us at least they can spy sensually.

They're calling it the most Chipotle explosion of all time.

JUST IN: Live footage of everyone’s crypto portfolios

We’re not worthy. Our soul isn’t clean enough. We don’t deserve Japanese ball and cup.

Ohhhhh.

Holding Crypto in 2026.

UPDATE:

>cop says he sees her with a phone in her right hand >she has no right hand >cop asks her to raise her hand to swear to God >absolute cinema

Oh look. Another 10.

Impossible. The greatest manga in the world is Berserk. No competition. Not even a contest.

It’s always hilarious that our Secretary of Health is just this random beastmaster

Apparently Lex Fridman is hitchhiking in China. His love cannot be contained to the West. Do you think he’ll find his girlfriend abroad? 😂

Thiel Steroid Podcaster SNORTS unknown substance & looks AWFUL before top of the charts podcast

NEW: Kristian Gkolomeev sets a WORLD RECORD in the Men's 50m freestyle and wins $1 MILLION DOLLARS! 🔥🔥🔥

JUST IN: Thor "The Mountain" Bjornsson fails his WR Deadlift attempt at The Enhanced Games

Benjamin Proud misses a WR and an extra $1M by 5/100ths of a second. Can't imagine how he feels. SO CLOSE!

Its amazing how long it takes to get into the swim suits for competition. It can take up to 27 minutes, a team of three people, and tons of baby powder to squeeze in. Check out this time lapse. CRAZY.

You can see the heartbreak as he fails to hit the WR. Valiant effort big bro. He needs more enhancement next time.

What is even happening right now lmfao

Why is there a random DJ set and performative acrobatics in our steroid olympics? LMAO