Doug "Bear" Hazard

Seems to be far more appropriate here... ;)

BREAKING: The Pole Bangerer has pulled out of Freedom 250, citing too many binding restrictions as the reason. ;)

The "Bloodsporters" have backed out of Freedom 250.

Even if they ask him to stay, he's gonna tell 'em this (attached, absolutely NSFW). He and Jon Stewart are gonna launch their OWN network and absolutely beat everyone else into submission...

I can't quote or repost the thing @allenk81.bsky.social did, but it reminded me of the movie where I first heard that specific phrase. Then it prompted me to post up one of my favorite video clips from that movie... #LiverFuckingFOOL

Dear Cucker Tarlson, (NSFW video)

Catholics to MAGA that align themselves with Der Cheetodustolini, INCLUDING Sean Hannity...

Gotta borrow a line from Don Cheadle's "Basher" character from Ocean's Thirteen... This is @govpritzker.illinois.gov to Trump RN...

Changing topic here, but why does the guy in the pic Brooks posted remind me of this guy (directly below)?!

I think you dropped your napkin, Jay...

You're really gonna make me do this, aren't ya, Nathanael? It's in the contract. I am contractually obligated to do this. Damn you, Nathanael! 😀😂😅

Allow me to use Snoop's own words for giving him some advice, especially since he made a damn porno himself...

I was asked to share this, so I am. :)

YUP!

Dude, you dropped your damn napkin.

Totally not sad by that. ANY day the New York Yuckees lose is already a great day. To do so (in shutout fashion) against the Dodgers?

From the list below: "Regan Raegan Reagan" yeah... about them.... ;)

I don't get to use this GIF nearly as often as I would LIKE to, but here we are! Special shout-outs to Rock Master Scott & the Dynamic Three! (IYKYK!)

BERT BERT BERT BERT! BORK BORK BORK BORK!

These aren't baaaaaaaaaad suggestions, but I would've phrased this as "Ways to help you keep YOUR sanity..." 😉 (Shout-out to Robert Deininger for the original share)

I am legally, morally and ethically required to post the video clip from the movie "Formula 51" (AKA its other (garbage) name, "The 51st State") any time I see "Liverpool" on my TL...

Good grief... 19 years already?! Holy hell, @srhazard.bsky.social ... how the hell did we manage to pull THAT off? Happy Anniversary, my love! (This is not an April Fool's Day joke... and don't blame me... SHE picked the date (though I agreed with it and the reasoning, too!))

Want to know just how bad the pollen's been in Atlanta (region) the past couple days? Trees are like "FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP AHHHHHHHH"

"Next Generation" Dishwashers being tested...

No. You need to bring this kid in, instead.

You're making me bust out the Encino Man stuff, Mark... ;)

Orrrrrr....

Jeffrey Anderson?

Age yourself with a movie you saw in theaters as a kid. (three of three. I didn't see this in the theatre... but then again, I did get to see this specific scene... in person. Dad and Step Uncle were consulting Paramedics.)

Age yourself with a movie you saw in theaters as a kid. (two of three, and the NSFW version...)

Age yourself with a movie you saw in theaters as a kid. (one of three, and the PG version...)

I hit both of those idiots up with the following GIF... seems to be appropriate for 'em... #EffTheirFeelings

Happy Gnu Ear, y'all!

Bahaha! Couldn't happen to a better feckless fleshbag! TOTALLY reminds me of this scene from Princess Diaries... RP @trojanbrutha.bsky.social She got loomered.

ONE tradition I'm continuing from the hell site... ANY time I see "Liverpool" mentioned (even if I'm the one mentioning it", I am required to post this video of Samuel L. Jackson (NSFW)

HEY ZEUS! ;)

I am contractually obligated to post this video anytime I see "Liverpool" in my timeline. ;)