Banana Hardsoft

GOOD NEWS! It is cheap and also recommended to drive your tank now that there is War everywhere!

The man inside my head sent me to some kind of Christian hell because I refuse to listen to reason (good video game plot element) #gamedev #indiegame #immersivesim

BREAKING NEWS: Smoking more than 30 packs of cigarettes at once will definitely kill you #gamedev #indiegame #immersivesim

New effects for a new item, the G31 Rangefinder goggles... #gamedev #indiegame #screenshotsaturday

Sometimes, serving an underground terrorist Illuminati death cult has its perks... like having a sweet ass fucking helicopter ride #gamedev #indiegame #immersivesim

ENERGY DRAWN FORM MANIFESTING MUST PROCEED

I've been busy with a million things but here is a small addition: screen effect when you toggle objective markers. Ignore the ending he made me very mad #gamedev #indiegame #immersivesim

Rocket launcher update: the missile now knows where it is (or isn't) + HUD can now be turned off, if you hate my UI design #gamedev #indiegame #immersivesim

YOU FEEL LIKE YOU MADE THE WRONG CHOICE....

Driving my car Right after a beer

Computers can contain some wonderful things

Playing with weapon zoom and made a smooth transition for zooming out and back in after reloadi- oh no.. oh no..... oh no.......

PRIESTS ARE ALLERGIC TO FIRE #gamedev #indiegame

Genuinely spent hours fixing a bug with these stupid fat rail men, but now they are not breaking the whole game so that's great. KILLING HIM in celebration

HONK HONK LET ME INTO YOUR DUNGEON BITCHES

IN DYSTOPIAN CALIFORNIA it is actually a well-known occupational hazard of being a PSYCHOPATHIC MONK that if you stand under a chandelier, you run the risk of a cyber-assassin killing you with it.... #gamedev #indiegame #immersivesim

one HALF AN HOUR of OPTIMIZATION, please If i can reduce the frame spikes by this much by just giving a shit for 30 minutes, then Big Gaming can Optimize the big games I can get it smoother with more object pooling and tricks but this is a vast improvement. Optimize your shit

one HUNDRED exploding barrels, please

This is what you deserve #gamedev #indiegame #immersivesim

The military rolled in to "keep the peace," but the people replied emphatically: WE'D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY! This is a sneak peek at one of two possible ending "chapters" in PARKSIDE, wherein Civil War engulfs the city of Abbotsford... #gamedev #indiegame #immersivesim

IN THE YEAR 2038, MILITARY TANKS HAVE DEVELOPED A NEW AND FRIGHTENING TACTIC EXPERTS ARE CALLING "BEANSTALKING".......... We need to stop all war right now because this is only the beginning! #gamedev #indiegame #immersivesim

When you are mean to me online, this is who you are being mean to. Feel bad yet? #gamedev #indiegame

heheheh i guess you could say i'm beating my #gamedev #indiegame #immersivesim

PLEASE MIND THE DOOR #gamedev #indiegame #screenshotsaturday

OPPRESSIVE NIGHT... I've just finished the latest map for PARKSIDE, combining areas from two early missions with whole new places to explore.. Explore dark alleys and dangerous streets, accompanied by @dbeatcooper.bsky.social 's soundtrack. #gamedev #indiegame #screenshotsaturday

LOCKDOWN! TAKE NEUROBLAST, GET DRUNK, WHO GIVES A FUCK WHEN THE SOLDIERS AND THE COPS WILL GUN YOU DOWN ON SIGHT ANYWAY?? Music by @dbeatcooper.bsky.social #gamedev #indiegame #immersivesim

OPEN STREETS ARE WATCHED BY HAWKS WITH AUTOMATIC WEAPONS Martial law is here... The streets are empty, except for the predators. Will YOU survive? Music by @dbeatcooper.bsky.social #gamedev #indiegame #immersivesim

I LIKE TO GO TO THE CASINO ENTIRELY SOBER. I LIKE TO DRIVE MY BIG RED FAST CAR TO THE CASINO SOBER TO DO SOME SOBER GAMBLING #gamedev #indiegame #immersivesim

You might have heard on the news about my INFAMOUS CASINO CRASHOUT If you watch this clip then you will understand that it was a totally acceptable reaction to losing my expendable income #gamedev #indiegame #immersivesim

NEW IMSIM DEMO ALERT PARKSIDE: DECAYED SOUL MANIPULATION has a NEW AND HIGHLY UPDATED demo you can play RIGHT NOW on STEAM: tinyurl.com/parksidesteam -NEW WEAPONS AND MECHANICS -ALL ABILITIES UNLOCKED -POLISHED, UNHINGED, PARKSIDE #gamedev #indiegame #immersivesim

This Game Is Extremely Well Adjusted #gamedev #indiegame #screenshotsaturday

"a man walks into a bar...."

HOW MANY GAMES give you a FLAMETHROWER in the tutorial mission? I do, because I love you. #gamedev #indiegame #immersivesim

WELCOME TO OZZ..... as far as "down under" goes it's the closest thing you can find in dystopian California... because it's underground, dumbass #gamedev #indiegame #immersivesim

PERFECTLY CUT SCREAM? #gamedev #indiegame #immersivesim

NOBODY IS SAFE IN THE UNDERGROUND TUNNELS The Abbotsford City Metro and the adjoining infrastructure are teeming with violent hooligans just begging for a BOOMSTICK-ing #gamedev #indiegame #immersivesim

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SMOKING KILLS.... Or maybe the guy hiding in the smoke (ME) is the REAL KILLER... NPCs, turrets, and cameras all will fail to spot you through the SOUR APPLE VAPE CLOUD #gamedev #indiegame #screenshotsaturday

I am afraid that even you, POLYPHEMUS, an advanced combat unit, cannot withstand a 120mm tank round to the face #gamedev #indiegame #immersivesim

HATERS are trying to CANCEL ME because of my fucking new ride. something about it not being "ROAD LEGAL" #gamedev #indiegame

PARKSIDE: DECAYED SOUL MANIPULATION - WEAPON ARSENAL DEV UPDATE I recently finished ALL of the weapons for my indie immersive sim... so here is a brief showcase video of all of the main weapons you'll expect to use in the game. #gamedev #indiegame #immersivesim

These maintenance guys will have an interesting set of behaviours. In the levels they will appear in, there will be fleshy growths in the tunnels that they will roam around and melt away, possibly opening paths... #gamedev #indiegame #immersivesim

TODAY IN THE TESTING CHAMBER... WIP: The "Maintenance Men" are bound to a rail, and forced to dissolve fleshy growths with their acid launchers for their whole lives... so naturally they are EASILY PISSED OFF... #gamedev #indiegame #screenshotsaturday

Baby steps for a big boy #gamedev #indiegame #immersivesim

I heard that "ABILITY WHEELS" are a good way to help people choose how they want to kill someone. Do you think real-life murderers see an "ABILITY WHEEL" before they strike? #gamedev #indiegame #immersivesim

LMAAOOOO they have these stupid robots at the supermarket now but they are SO easy to hack... #gamedev #indiegame #screenshotsaturday

I like menus in games. They are a vestigial remnant of video games' ancestry as computer software. Diegetic UI is really cool, but insult not the humble menu... Here is one I prepared earlier #gamedev #indiegame #immersivesim

I am cursed with what some call a "FRIGHTENING VISAGE".... People cannot look at my face without primal fear taking over, causing them to run away feeling a mixture of DISGUST, SHAME, APATHY, TERROR, INCONTENENCE.... #gamedev #indiegame #immersivesim

My little Japanese pickup truck got some upgrades, now it is perfect for ENACTING MY FREE WILL (ILLEGAL) #gamedev #indiegame #screenshotsaturday

Every night I drive my SHITBOX TRUCK to the graveyard and hope that there is an evil monk that I can sneak up behind and shoot in the head. GUESS WHAT!!! TONIGHT WAS MY LUCKY NIGHT!! #gamedev #indiegame #immersivesim

HOW IT FEELS TO BE AN INDIE GAME DEVELOPER #gamedev #indiegame