Oz Pearlman tips the hand on why the Correspondents' Dinner chose him to headline: The point this year was to get President Trump to come. Comedians tend to roast and that tends to be, for some people funny, for other people, hurtful.

Katy Tur: 49% of the population uses the word 'corrupt' around Donald Trump. Bill Maher: He has this idea in his head, I'm doing this job, I got to wet my beak a little. Tur: It's not a little. He's pouring the whole swamp on his head. Kevin McCarthy: But Nancy Pelosi...

Jimmy Kimmel cooks Trump for his insane late-night posts. "He posted a warning to Iran that said, 'I have all the cards,' and holding a bunch of UNO cards, which is a game you win by having no cards."

Jimmy Kimmel: It was a very light roast joke about the fact that he's almost 80 and she's younger than I am. It was not by any stretch of the definition a call to assassination, and they know that.

Brian Kemp: The Pineland Fire and Highway 82 fire rank number one and two in the country. So we got the two most dangerous, biggest problematic fires anywhere in the United States. We believe that these two fires have created the most lost homes ever in the history of our state.

Dan Jones: Someone like Xi clearly thinks of himself as a philosopher emperor. You look at Trump and see more like a kind of deranged Roman emperor. Nero or a Caligula.

Chris Cuomo on SCOTUS stopping Trump: They are in a jam now. They have to. He is doing more absurd bullshit as president than we have ever seen before. We have never had a president even think, let me just sign this and change the Constitution... I feel bad for the people who voted for him.

Bill Maher: 44% of the money that went to the last election from corporations came from crypto sources. That's crazy... what do we expect they're going to get from this? Ben McKenzie: They're getting it right now... legislation that's favorable to the industry.

Buddy Carter used his closing statement to say Mike Collins is under federal investigation, mentioned Jon Ossoff (again), tells people to vote for him because he's on Fox News "with Scott Jennings fighting democrats" (LMAO), and stops short of begging Trump to endorse him. Total freak show.

"US Secret Service personnel are on the scene of an officer-Involved shooting at 15th St and Independence Ave in DC. One individual was shot by law enforcement. Their condition is currently unknown." Selina Wang is the ABC News reporter from the viral clip of shots fired by the White House.

WEMBY ARRIVES FOR GAME 2 👽 41 PTS, 24 REB, and 3 BLK in Game 1... What does he have in store for tonight? 🍿 SAS (1-0) OKC, Game 2 📺 8:30pm/et on NBC & Peacock

Juaquin knows educators deserve more—more support, more resources, more community. That’s why he’s with ATPE. Join him. atpe.org/join-now

Grain silos are extremely dangerous places for farmers of all ages. The Grain Weevil was built to save lives. The auger-style robot levels grain in the bin to help break up crusts and bridges, avoid entrapments, and improve grain quality. Original post

Holy shit Derrick White

This is how the Arsenal players reacted to being Premier League Champions! 🏆🥳

The children of immigrants are often thrust into the role of helping their families navigate government services. This is Karla Lopez Owens' story, too. Turns out she's been preparing her whole life for a role like County Clerk and Indianapolis needs someone like her.

If Thekla can take advantage of the lack of disqualifications, so can Kris Statlander! Watch #AEWDoN LIVE on HBO Max PPV

Happy Tax Day! Today is a day to celebrate the volunteers who serve their communities by helping folks file their taxes all across our state. Thank you to everyone who stepped up to assist their neighbors, local communities, and towns this tax season.

The Empire State Building immediately changes to Knicks colors after they clinch their first NBA Finals berth since 1999 🧡💙

🚧 Traffic. ⚽ Sports facilities. 📚 SEND support. These were just some of the issues raised with me at today’s Street Surgery in Wymondham. Thank you to everyone who stopped for a chat. These conversations help me take local concerns directly into my work as your MP.

1st karaoke of the year done!!🎉 Ty frugis for cheering me on and just vibing along while I croak my froggy heart out 💚✨ #ribbitLIVE

All the good stuff in this double issue. Take a look… Boycott Ballots Big Ideas Subscribe here: deardeanpublishing.com/subscribe @justjoshinnh.bsky.social

Fadel REALLY loves Pikachu. #pokemon #nintendo

Get your No Kings & Idaho 50501 merch NOW to make sure it arrives in time for No Kings 3! As a non-profit, every purchase helps. All proceeds go directly toward operations and supporting our community. NK3: 3.28.26-10AM-Idaho State Capitol idaho50501.com/buy-merch No Kings. ✊

A lot has happened since 2014. If Scotland elects a pro-independence majority, that's a democratic mandate to pursue independence.

4/7/26 JD Vance goes to Hungary to support a dictator for Trump. #news #politics #currentevents

Congratulations to all #theacademy nominees . . . Special shoutout to @sinnersmovie.bsky.social . . . 16 nominations❤️🔥#ourstoriesmatter #sinners #oscars

We're thrilled to share a message from BioOne President Lauren Kane about a milestone for our community. With our #SubscribetoOpen pilot, 71 journals will be published #OpenAccess in 2026. Read the announcement: bio-one.co/2026S2O #S2O #ScholComm #ScientificPublishing @s2ocommunity.bsky.social

⭐ End of stream! ⭐ Started both the EW and DT deep dungeon content today, and I will get these bloody things done no matter what!!! We sent the club over to @wabaline.bsky.social 💜

Lady Bits and Gravel. Gravel and Lady Bits. We do weird here.

Have you found your favorite classic Vine in Divine yet? In Divine you'll see a mix of brand new six-second videos alongside the Vines you grew up watching. From “LeBron James” to “What are those”, it's all there. Plus, you can discover new Diviners who are already bringing that Divine energy. 😇

Any game that lets me do wrestling moves is automatically a 10/10. Congrats to Crimson Desert on being a perfect video game.

With less than 24 hours to go before snowfall is expected across Maryland and beyond, MCM freelance reporter, Cristinia Caicedo Smit has the info to keep you prepared. From prep tips to snow shoveling hazards, stay tuned to MCM for more storm coverage. #MoCosnow #mymcmedia

An exceptionally strong storm system swept through the Central Valley this week, triggering a rare outbreak of tornadoes. Four touched down Tuesday, including near Fresno and Atwater — an unusually high number for a state that averages just nine a year. Read more below.

Amb aquest equip, qui té por a la final? 👻⚽️ #APM3CAT #FutbolCatalunya #FinalDeFutbol #estiktokat

❌ Cameras are going up everywhere for 'mass surveillance' not public safety They are linked to the new #AÏ #DataCenters ‼️ The ‘elites’ know when the masses ‘wake up’ they are going to need these control systems‼️ Your taxes are paying for this‼️ You are paying for your own subjugation‼️

Russian air defense, communications, and drone infrastructure continue to be systematically targeted deep behind the frontline. Among the diverse targets struck by USF drone units during the night of May 14: Tor air defense system; “Redut-2US” communications complex and other targets

Anyone surprised. NO REALLY

Diesmal legt Herr #Turmfalke die Maus direkt bei den Lütten ab, schnalzt und geht wieder. Kein Versuch zu füttern, kein Hudern. Er ist wohl auch ein kleiner Morgenmuffel 🤭 #Kiel #Kestrel #Birds #Animal-Cam www.kiel.de/de/umwelt_ve...

No strenght, no dexterity. Your ideologies are your build. #indiegame #pcgaming #RPG #gamedev

Hello from Radio Iran!

We had a staff meeting this morning. It was...fun?! Take a behind-the-scenes look at how we use Art, Nature, and People to make a stereotypically boring meeting into something fun, engaging, and informative.

It’s all in the wrist! 🪃 #partyanimal #partyanimals #gaming

El primero que cae... jajaja... mínimo en el Tomodachi cargo pegue... #Videojuegos #Nintendo #TomodachiLife #Switch2

At the heart of Daycare Dungeon is the spirit experimentation and exploration, we are adding new ways to play and experience the game's world. #indiegame #indiegame #xbox #nintendo #steam #unity3D #vfx

Feeling a little tense? Watch this joke.

Menstrual health is not a privilege it’s a right. This month, we’re amplifying voices, challenging stigma, and advocating for access to menstrual care and education. Let’s normalize the conversation and push for real change. #MenstrualHealth #EndStigma #HealthForAll #SRHR

The Colorado River is shrinking — and states are up against a Feb. 14 deadline to agree on water cuts or face litigation. Reporting from Las Vegas at the Colorado River Water Users Association conference. Follow @circleofblue for updates.

Gran Turismo 3: A-Spec 25th Anniversary | Colorwind History #GranTurismo3Aspec #ColorwindHistory #gaminghistory #gaming

Fed chair: one of the rare jobs where a bad call can echo through the entire world economy. So yes, I am old-fashioned enough to think boyish good looks and "no regrets" might be underqualified.

Allegations of secret UFO crash retrieval and reverse engineering programs have not gone away, but have increased manifold in seriousness and scope. Neil Degrasse Tyson: "In Age of Disclosure, it was not just insiders and whistleblowers, it was current and former members of Congress."

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God would rather see you crumble and fall before allowing you to catch a vibe White boy #blackpurist #whiteboy #whiteboyofthemonth #catchavibe

Afternoon Lisa thank you have a wonderful thru evening ✨🌆

As Republicans prepare to pass their party-line bill to fund Trump’s rogue police forces with no accountability, Democrats will force votes to prohibit the MAGA slush fund from being created and ensure Trump’s corrupt IRS settlement does not happen. @booker.senate.gov

Dudu Cat King is a Chinese ink artist who creates expressive cat paintings using traditional sumi ink techniques. With a few confident strokes, he captures posture, personality, and softness, making the process appear simple. [🖌️ 艺术肚肚猫王国画教育]

グクを執拗に追い回した紫おばさん、ジンの首にキスしたおばさん、セリーヌのお店の前でテヒョンの髪の毛を引っ張ったおばさん…他にもたくさんババアらは失礼な事をするんよ…だから日本の事を警戒するのはわかるんやけど… そんなアホなファンばかりじゃないんだけどな…悲しいわ😢 ※おばちゃんの表現は失礼な態度な方に向けてですのでごめんなさい🙇‍♀️

Freak Athlete Hyper Pro Leg Developer & Upper Body Kit Preview Lower and upper body with the same attachment #homegym #garagegym #freakathlete

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