Sometimes I find my friend has the most random videos of myself saved to his phone and then I get sent them months later with little context. Here’s a recent one:

jury summons notice in the mail...

my three brain cells this morning

Live look at my brain today when it was supposed to be an easy Friday and was informed my boss was out, only to be bamboozled by all shit hitting the fan at once.

Genuinely the most I've ever gotten frustrated with a game on stream, and it's a miracle I saw it to the end.

New underscores album tonight

Actually setting myself up for non-failure this month and not leaving all of my end of month work for the very last minute.

My interest in Pokémon Champions dropped significantly when I learned my favorite guys aren't in there. Like, what do you mean these perfect little mons aren't worthy of being in the new game?

Republicans want mid-decade gerrymandering — rigging maps outside normal redistricting cycles — to lock Democrats out of power permanently. Virginia’s ballot measure fights back. Vote YES to protect fair elections. Polls close April 21st. #VirginiaIsForVotingYes

C-SPAN: President Trump is attending for the first time in his presidency. Caren Bohan: It's controversial. A number of prominent journalists have written a letter to the White House Correspondents' Association saying that they should disinvite him... expect there to be a lot of tension tonight.

Donald Trump should listen to survivors, release all remaining Epstein documents, and investigate every remaining enabler tied to Epstein’s abuse network.

Well…

Excerpt from the panel session titled യുവാക്കൾക്ക് വേണ്ടാതാവുന്ന കേരളം | The Exodus of the Malayalee Youth. Panellists: Santhosh George Kulangar, Habeeb Rahman, Sunaina Shahida Iqbal Moderator: Dr. Shaji Jacob Full video is on YouTube. #wayanadliteraturefestival #WLF #kerala #education #keralaPolitics

The American nightmare continues‼️

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These week for our DOOMSDAY Prepping, we have Micah recapping THE WOLVERINE in 60 seconds to prepare for Avengers Doomsday, out this December. #doomsdayprepping #avengersdoomsday #marvelmovies #thewolverine #wolverine

Good evening Maricella thank you my friend have a peaceful memorial Day evening ✨

Everyone says the NC Senate race is a toss up. I think they're wrong.

#mlb #betting #explore #fyp #BreakingNewsUSA Full story: https://jqjo.com/2026-05-15/us/Sports/en/bs/United-States-baseball-league-bans-player-for-life/1277429

Asked for his reaction to the Supreme Court ruling

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A message from the Governor in Illinois listens!

In my house, every Friday is JoJo Friday. Yeehaw! 🐰 Thanks to everyone who sent their condolences and checked on me and Faziu after Linfa’s passing. ⭐️ It’s the funny bunny moments that get me through the worst of times. 🧶 #crochet #steelballrun #johnnyjoestar #jjba #bunny #cosplay #video

"There's a security alarm out for you!" "Doctor Who: The War Games" episode 5 (1969). #DoctorWho

Part of the magic of March Madness is the filling out and subsequent busting of brackets. That social connection is what makes this tournament in so special and it has become ever more important in the sort of isolated way we live our lives these days.

Booked. Packed. At peace. 🌴 Secure yours at redleaftravel.com #RedLeafTravel #TravelMore #VacationMode #SmartTravel #LuxuryForLess TravelBetter

Operation #MarketGarden. American 101 Airborne Division troops on their way to new positions. #WW2 #HISTORY

You got my favorite soccer ball. It’s gotta be blue! 💙

Staying active is one of the most powerful ways to support healthy aging, improve mobility, and maintain independence at home. Simple fitness routines and the right support can help older adults stay confident in their daily lives. #Independa #HealthyAging #SeniorFitness #MobilityMatters #Wellness

Stop Approaching Problems Same Way: Leadership Matters! #shorts

#catsniorfriday #cats #cosmiccatvenus #catsofbluesky. ~ Where is it? ~ What is it?

Family medicine looks good on you! 😎

Whatever ya do, don't go to Bible study to learn about GOD. Especially if you have questions. One thing they hate, is when you have questions. And then the final answer, you didn't ask for is... Unless you truly believe, you'll never understand. But, THAT'S why I'm asking questions !!

RFK, Jr. has been a disaster at HHS. Americans are getting sicker and are in more danger as the result of his “leadership” while he posts topless videos of himself working out in jeans for some reason. Do your damn job.

Hello Tony! Thank you so much! I wish you a happy Saturday and a pleasant weekend, too! Have a marvellous day full of peace and fun! Always take care of you! Cheers my dear friend! 😁🫴🥤🥤💊💊💊💊💊🍔🍔🍟🥗🍫🍫🍫🍊🍊🍊

The funniest part of redpill relationship advice is how often they accidentally describe not loving their partner.

Understandable, but counter argument…

Don't let anyone tell you that an area is too red or too far out of reach for our message. Just look at how many people turned out on a Saturday night in April, in a gym in Oklahoma.

Weather was perfect in #Monaco, 70degF, light breeze. #MonteCarlo.

Just got back from touring the venue for our rally this Thursday! There's something special about this moment, and I can't wait to share it with you in person. Hit the link in thread to RSVP, spots are filling up fast! 📆 Thursday, May 7th ⏰ Doors open at 5pm 📍 715 Harrison St.

Fire extinguisher on a mission: 🔊 #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/funny/s/fp...

Baton twirler in a past life: #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/BeAmazed/s...

Lawsuits, soundwaves and broadband are all on the agenda on this week's Priorities Podcast featuring the entire StateScoop reporting team. This is definitely an episode you won't want to miss. ⚖️ 🛜 🔊 📽️ ➡️ youtu.be/gEWvx8Ob7GI 🎧 ➡️ statescoop.com/radio/lawsui...

Shared a dance with Joan today. 103 years young, and still the life of the party.

🎾 Internet volvió a condenar una escena por un video recortado. Parecía que Rafael Jódar empujaba a una recogepelotas en Roland Garros, pero el plano completo lo desmiente: la joven tropieza sola con una lona mientras el tenista le reclamaba algo a su padre en el box. El ángulo lo era todo.

As y'all know I've been trying to seek out some older AAA & just lucha libre stuff in general to watch & I just watched this cage match on YouTube in which El Mesias hits Chessman with a spear from the top of the cage off a ladder through a table & it was fucking awesome!

High speed, Stable quality, Perfect paper cup making.

Greetings from Montreal! Here's a look behind the scenes of the fabulous rockstar life of a speaker before the MISSION Hubs Forum tomorrow. #speaker #integratedstorytelling #talks

Garachico e Icod de Los Vinos, en Tenerife, acogen estos días la edición número 28 del Festival Internacional de Cine Medioambiental de Canarias.

Am Montagvormittag überfiel ein bewaffneter Mann eine Bankfiliale in #Ferlach. Er befindet sich weiterhin auf der Flucht. #banküberfall #kärnten

SUMMER MYSTERY SALE : Begin the Johanna Kincaid Mystery Series. “Deliciously Dangerous -Shockingly Real” Ebook -$1.99 📚 💙 Paperback $11.99 at major retailers linktr.ee/anneka_lowrie #booksale #mystery #suspense #PsychologicalThriller #Booksky

Author Mosab Abu Toha reflects on how a lifetime of trauma shaped his writing, memory, and imagination.  🎬 Full episode on https://sumudpod.com  📲 Follow @dredhasan.bsky.social  | @sumudpod.com

Així hem viscut la Diada castellera dels Quatre Fuets de Berga, amb @moixiganguers, @castellersdevilafranca i @cdberga ▶️Recupera-la a La Xarxa+ https://laxarxames.cat/movie-details/4941395 #castellsenxarxa #castellers

I feel like the red light just adds to the furry plaps. What do yall think?

Thank you, Congressman Gil Cisneros, for joining me in Pico Rivera today to knock on doors and connect with voters. With only three days left to vote in California’s primary, every vote matters. Don’t wait any longer, make your voice heard and vote today!

Check out this GMB Money Minute! 🚀

As tensions between the US and EU escalated last week - over Greenland and Trump's tariffs - I spoke to TRT about Europe’s growing dilemma, caught between Russia and the US. We are seeing a clear return to spheres of influence, with worrying implications for small(er) states.

Do you prefer to be on the edge of your seat while flying a million km an hour in tight corridors? Then you'll love the CAT MKIII. A rogue racer that relies on pure skill (and plasma shields) to finish first. #TravellingSpacer #Amiga #AtariST #Gamedev #IndieDev #Godot #16-bit