I am ‘sloth falling asleep during lunch’ motivated today.

I just remembered I don’t have to work tomorrow!!!

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If Biden silent farted wrong the republicans hung his ass out to dry. When it comes to T-rump they are all suddenly admiring their manicures.

Or Michael?

It’s the same gif.

Which form of happy brain juice do you need? I’ve got David bum…

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That’s when he brings out AziraFang!

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It is unbelievable what he is doing and what the Republicans are letting him get away with‼️

Across the country, Democrats are delivering major election wins at every level. Republicans are afraid - and they should be. It's clear as day: Democrats WILL take back the country in 2026, and deliver a better future for American families.

It’s Barenaked #blacksabbath time at @pineknobmusic.bsky.social @barenakedladies.com @313presents.bsky.social

Spring changes more than the weather. It shifts mood, energy, sleep, and even how people relate to possibility. This piece explores why spring can feel like renewal for some and pressure for others. questionclass.com/what-happens... #questionclass #SpringPsychology #HumanBehavior #SeasonalChange

Romney’s RIDICULOUS Predictions For Trump’s Candidacies

It’s #EarthDay2026 – the perfect day to look at qualifications that help us protect the environment. They include: 🌍VCSE in Nature Restoration 🌍 Foundation Qualification in Nature Restoration 🌍Skills Suite qualifications in Sustainability in Action and Sustainable Economic Development 1/2

Now streaming the development of my Colony Sim + RPG game! ⚒️🤖⚔️ Some click+drag performance fixes and visual implementation today! And, if time permits, I'll do some other minor tweaks and changes! Come join me! www.twitch.tv/sorcerystory #gamedev #indiedev #godotengine

Uncover secrets 🔍 and seek justice with Buck Taylor in his most gripping case yet! Are you ready for the thrill? 📚✨ #ColdJustice #LinkInBioToShop #BuckTaylorMystery #ColdJusticeBook

VOLKER: Trump looks at Russia's war against Ukraine as a matter of who's bigger, who has power. Russia's bigger country, so Russia's going to win. Ukraine should give something up and make peace. Trump can't understand why they're not doing this. And he is making a huge mistake.

🇨🇳 🇷🇺 Vladimir #Putin is visiting #Russia's most important partner since the start of the war in #Ukraine: #China. The two leaders are mainly set to discuss energy and security. The visit comes less than a week after #US President Donald #Trump's visit to #Xi Jinping.

This indie developer is making a hide-and-seek title where you paint your body to avoid detection! It's called MECCHA CHAMELEON, will you play this?

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Marvel Cosmic Invasion DLC #1 adds Cyclops & The Thing and is out now! Check out the trailer here. #Marvel #Dotemu #Gaming

And waste #3 today! The Chinook flew past again. Shame.

Democratic congressmen and candidates call Gov Abbott’s call to redraw congressional boundaries mid-decade a “brazen racist power grab,” intended only to serve President Trump’s interests. Four districts are being targeted statewide, but three are in Houston. #TxLege

This campaign is about more than one seat in Congress. It's about whether working people finally get a voice loud enough to break through the corruption and the greed that has taken over Washington. Join us in the fight.

New US violations met with Iranian strike on Kuwait airbase A new series of direct military confrontations erupted between the US and Iran near Strait of Hormuz on 28 May after US Central Command said it carried out so-called “self-defense” strikes near the Iranian port city of Bandar Abbas.

5 inventores que el sistema silenci😲 @misteriosdh #misteriosdelahistoria #civilizacionesantiguas #history #misteriosdh

Child Boo!!! And Tom was so smooth about it... Top Chef Carolinas Shenanigans What if they were like, "This is your next challenge?"

Need something to watch tonight? Former Deputy PM Angela Rayner joins Vicky Spratt and Alastair for a conversation on the subjects shaping Gen Z today - from the appeal of figures like Gary Stevenson, to the housing crisis, and the disconnect between Gen Z and politics. Watch the full episode now.

An example of the "quality" of birdcam videos with pulp on the lens. 🤣

With less than 24 hours to go before snowfall is expected across Maryland and beyond, MCM freelance reporter, Cristinia Caicedo Smit has the info to keep you prepared. From prep tips to snow shoveling hazards, stay tuned to MCM for more storm coverage. #MoCosnow #mymcmedia

I-15 NB @ Cedar City / MP 54.1, RN 🕒 3:44 AM - 4:22 AM MT 🌡️ 49°F | Clear 📍: 37.627170,-113.122250

Non racist white people far out number the racist white people. They Love Beyond Color. Lovebeyondcolorllc.com #lovebeyondcolor #equalityforall #endracism #unity #fyp

No one revenges of the fifth like my boy, Darth Sidious. #StarWars #TheCloneWars

KING OF THE PEDOPHILES!!!! #BLUEWAVE26

Tell me I'm wrong

Must watch Credit to Mr. Bond aka safe_word_tango explains why the US wants to flood our Canadian dairy market to crush our market so they can take over and make #Canada further dependent on them. NOPE!! We will not allow this! #ElbowsUp #BuyCanadian

NASA’s mission to orbit the Moon is being interrupted by Outlook (New) and Outlook (classic) both refusing to open 😂

Combs guilty on prostitution charges not guilty of most serious charges. How much prison time will he get if any? #breakingnews #news @CNN

Gaggle of geese & goslings: #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/NatureIsFu...

#ModelMonday 🦈 When you want to learn about #shark #anatomy in a fun & #humane way, no-fin compares to our shark models! 🦈 #sharks #humanescience #humaneeducation #teachers #scienceeducation #putthelifebackinlifescience #animalearn #science #lifesciences #anatomy #biology #scienceteachers #k12

Your research can inform decisions, markets, and policy, but only if it’s seen. In February 2026, Business, Economics, Finance and Accounting research on Wiley Online Library reached 1.9 million views. Get your work seen ➡️https://ow.ly/27fJ50YBtwX

Real Question for people, do you think Democrats lie to the people when making unpopular votes? We all understand MAGA is garbage and worse than Dems, however some people think Dems are not always honest with their intentions. What do you think?

It started Petrol shortages in unamerica Especially Florida 💯😉 #Trumpkopp #IranStrong

👏 What an accomplishment 🥳 Frederike Krus selected for this afternoon's #PosterTour at #EASLCongress 👉 POSTER ID FRI-175 Loss of hepatic #leptin clearance is associated with the development of #ACLF, acute-on-chronic #LiverFailure 📍 #Cirrhosis & Complications 📅 Fri, 9 May @medblab.bsky.social

S2@25 Léiríonn taighde de chuid Thionscadal S2@25 an chaoi a seachadann comhoibriú Thuaidh Theas tionchair eacnamaíoch dearfach. Áirítear leo siúd i réimsí mar fhorbairt trádála agus gnó, turasóireacht, fostaíocht, bonneagar, agus taighde agus nuálaíocht. crossborder.ie/reports/26022/

Three, two, one, kaboom. What a wonderful way to celebrate Bezos accomplishments…

🌏 "From the belonging, I can resist what is not mine". In this reflection, part of the Voices of the Oceanic Pacific series, we follow a journey of belonging and resistance. 💬 Spanish and French subtitles available!

MMA over boxing? A bold take. Coach says MMA’s grit and diverse skillset outshine boxing’s sweet science. Agree or disagree? Where does elite combat skill really lie? Drop your thoughts below. Watch the full episode. #MMA #Boxing #Debate

Who's your top 5 faves from Grand Theft Auto? Let the stars of Grand Theft Auto know at FAN EXPO Denver before today ends. #FANEXPODenver #Denver #GrandTheftAuto #YoungMaylay

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Hey MAGA, you still pay taxes, right? And tariffs, high prices at the pump, grocery story, so on?

More footage of Ukrainian strikes on the "Progress" factory in Michurinsk, Tambov region. According to information from the War & Sanctions project of the Ukrainian GRU, the factory produces equipment for aviation and missile control systems, including for the X-101 missiles.

fan runs on the floor trying to take a selfie with Wemby, gets hustled off with the quickness

Nina Simone delivers a powerful performance of "Mississippi Goddam," an iconic anthem of the Civil Rights Movement. A relevant #CupOfJoe. #BlackMusicMonth

#football #athlete #explore #fyp #BreakingNewsUSA Full story: https://jqjo.com/article/m3dzyg9b

O livro digital "O Céu dos Povos Originários", que homenageia o legado de Germano Afonso, reúne mapas celestes do povo Guarani que revelam como os indígenas usavam os astros para guiar a agricultura e a pesca. #CBReels #CBShorts

#60MinutesUSA #ScottPelley Thank you for speaking up! She is destroying 60 Minutes. The nation will remember.