lmfao, my god

Don't care that Timo Werner - who seemed just as stunned by the delivery as LAFC's entire defense were - couldn't finish it. Ronaldo Vieira hit the MLS pass of the week here

"Playing simple football is the hardest thing there is"

Say bruh, that's some damn fine Concacafery you got going there Warren Madrigal x #CCCFever 🤌🏼🤌🏼

I've resolved to be the rondos guy whenever I'm at a training, and I've learned that any rondo with Wes McKennie in it is worth watching. So here you go. Also of rondos note: Matt Turner hopped in with the field players for today's, the only goalkeeper to do so, as far as I can tell.

Ay yi

Yooooo... Are SD Wave becoming my problematic NWSL fave????

Chaser (literally):

Fellas... it's the diminutive gent in the pink #10 shirt He's going to keep the ball moving, find the open man out wide, then haul ass for the penalty spot Two decades on, and the Messi Mind Tricks are still working

Saludos to the Apple TV camera team for this tribute to the iconic Sting WWE meme, featuring LAFC president John Thorrington

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Tom Homan Ice Found Thousands of Missing Children in Minnesota #news #politics #ice #Minnesota

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The President changes his mind multiple times in the same hour on the same day about the same subject.   His whims are destroying our economy.

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Minister Zay, also known as hmblzayy, was hit during his 3,000 mile HMBL Faith Walk after a vehicle slammed into a car protecting him from traffic. He was hospitalized for evaluation and says he plans to continue. #reels #viral #CaughtOnCamera #AdrenalineRush #unexpected

Felix Rosenqvist juuuust pulls off the win in a one lap shootout at Indy

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The #primary is June 9. The #Democratic candidates for #Maine governor are: Shenna Bellows, Troy Jackson, Angus King III, Hannah Pingree and Nirav Shah. Here's why they're running.

A senior DOJ official signed the motion to drop the Trump law firm appeals. Then the same official reversed course and kept the appeals alive. Same signature. Opposite decisions. That is not normal DOJ practice. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTPad7aEHpQ

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Equality is antisemetic.

📌 7th Air Assault Forces Corps Equipped With HIMARS Multiple Launch Rocket Systems. The replenishment of the paratroopers’ artillery arsenal was carried out to strengthen the unit’s combat capability as part of the ongoing corps reform. 👉🏻 Read more: militarnyi.com/en/news/7th-...

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The Zionist colonizers are criminal thugs who stole Palestinian homes and land 👉🏼 there was no Hamas before these colonizers created the Palestinian resistance and the birth of Hamas 👉🏼 if a gang of religious zealots took over my house and my land I'd be resisting too but Israel's always the victim 👿

Wistikles | Canada just made low-wage hiring tougher for foreign workers. Employers must now prioritize locals for 8 weeks (was 4) and target youth first. Big impact on international students & fresh grads. PR is still possible—but harder. #wistikles #canada #CanadaImmigration #ImmigrationNews

Special thanks to Rick at KZE for chatting with Nerissa about this Saturday's Nields show at The Buttonball Barn. Hope to see you there, friends!

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At the far southwestern edge of the Las Vegas Valley, Terrible’s Road House rises like a glitzy monument to the American road trip. It's the largest Chevron gas station in the world.

It’s Friday which means it’s #Svengoolie Eve. See everyone tomorrow for “Earth VS The Spider” on #metv.

SMFH.. listen up folks.

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The @tampabayrowdies.bsky.social continued their undefeated start with a 3-0 win against Phoenix Rising FC to extend their lead at the top of the #USL-C Eastern Conference to seven points as Louis Perez scored in a third straight game. Recap & Highlights -> www.uslchampionship.com/news_article...

Markham's helicopter prom send-off caused quite a stir, but it has since turned political as the Park District's executive director used a city credit card to book it. Why city leaders are saying this is a bigger problem. Find this story on CBSChiago.com.

Following Chicago’s 3rd wettest January day on record, another storm system arrives Saturday with wet snow heading our way. Meteorologist David Yeomans has the full weekend forecast tonight at 10 on CBS News Chicago.

Watch this #Nature video of an Amur leopard relaxing in the grass.

While moonlighting on the big boy network, Fox Business host Brian Brenberg shared unfiltered copium for the Party of Trump heading into this year's midterms: "If he can do something big in the Strait, oil and gas, get the message out on taxes, I actually think he's in a really good spot."

Heartbreaking: Dualie Squelchers player discovers good weapon

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On 5/28 at Delaney Hall, a cellist played thru the entire evening protest — never stopped, even when State Police moved in & chaos broke out. He was eventually arrested. (Credit: Carrie Hittel). Music has been an inspiration for protesting & resistance. It can also bring calm during turbulent times

When power only listens to profit, disruption becomes the only language it understands. 🎬 Full episode on Sumud Podcast: https://sumudpod.com 📲 Follow our host: @dredhasan.bsky.social  📝 Read State of Siege: https://substack.com/@ahmadibsais

I don’t care what anyone says. THIS is the best scene of the entire movie 🤣 #ScaryMovie

Good intro y/n

Sources suggest Israeli forces conducted operations in Gaza and the West Bank, including drone attacks, arrests, and a soldier's testimony describing alleged war crimes. #Israel https://osint-signals.com/summary/933

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AI Job Grief: The Unnamed Psychological Crisis Hitting Tech Workers Identity erosion from AI will drive demand for specialized mental health protocols in tech firms wit ▶ https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Au9KtgyuCPY #TheFactum #AXIOM

In the West Bank, the Israeli army arrested four female students at their homes, including 20-year-old American Sama Safi. No information has been given to her family or the U.S. Embassy. She is being held without charge. Senator Chris Van Hollen is demanding her immediate release.