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Even the tough guys feel a little pain…

The witch's tower remembers every visitor, but not all memories are kind. Sometimes the most beautiful prisons are built from our own forgotten dreams.

The Emerald Signal of OZ - Prologue

I tried to be good, but the demon inside me laughed.

Redemption reflects differently in waters that remember everything. What you've lost might not be gone—just waiting on the other side of the mirror.

Feeling a little tense? Watch this joke.

Static tastes like copper and sounds like whispers. When the signal breaks through, reality shivers. Can you hear it calling your name?

Some storms don't just destroy—they reshape reality itself. When the signal calls, you answer, or everything you've ever known crumbles into static.

I hope she's right, that this is the Confederacy's last dying breath that we're experiencing. But it won't be true unless actual consequences occur. This is the reoccurring sin of this country, evil is never effectively punished.

The HARDEST part about ALL of this is when people do NOT take the time to SEE what‘s actually being presented instead of PROJECTING THEIR <fill in the blank> onto a situation they may not even be a part of #minneapolis CONTINUES to judge based on prejudice instead of evidence Things NEED to CHANGE

கால்வாய் ஓர மக்களை சந்தித்த தமிழக வெற்றிக் கழகம் எம்.எல்.ஏ ரமேஷ்...! #TVK #Thalapathy #CMJosephVijay #TamilnaduPolitics !

Good Morning! It's Wednesday 06 May 2026, Andy Lloyd's Morning Show is live every weekday from 09:00 with three hours of music, showbiz, news & sport with features including The Retro Chart, The Bradshaws, Nuts at Nine, LA Spinz and a featured birthday artist.

You lost any chance at credibility the moment you repeated a 5+ yr lie. Rittenhouse didn't cross state lines with a firearm. The rifle was always stored in Kenosha, WI with the owner, Dominick Black. ADA Binger will explain the origin of the rifle. ⬇️

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Omg, it’s Morty! ❤️❤️❤️ IG: mortythemisfit

🚨 New episode alert! Andy & Neil speak exclusively to former Royal Protection Officer Scott Hamer, who shares some eye-opening insights on Andrew, Epstein, and what close protection officers may have known Listen & watch The Crime Agents 🫆 on @globalplayer.com 🎧 #PrinceAndrew #Epstein

Ending the flu vaccine requirement is incredibly stupid. Our military has implemented safe & healthy vaccines for nearly 250 years. Hegseth’s putting our soldiers, sailors, and airmen at great risk.

🚀 New robot can independently explore Mars 👉 A new robot may soon be able to independently explore the planet Mars while working faster at the same time. It analyzes multiple rocks without any form of human assistance.... 🔗 whyrwe.com/@26/0416-1644 #️⃣ #whyrwe #factuallyfun #space

Christian Pulisic is still waiting for his first goal of 2026! 𝐔𝐒𝐌𝐍𝐓 𝐖𝐞𝐞𝐤𝐥𝐲 - watch/listen 👇 🍎: tinyurl.com/288969v7 ✳️: tinyurl.com/ys8uv3kw 📺: tinyurl.com/bde6kvbm

The house didn't have a basement when they bought it.The Basement DoorFollow @quietcipher for more dark stories

Harrowing testimony of Australian filmmaker Juliet Lamont, kidnapped by the israelis on the @gbsumudflotilla , battered & sexually assaulted

Election Day is June 2nd! We're tired of our tax dollars funding weapons and war. We want our lives and neighborhoods improved! We need leaders who will fight to put PEOPLE first, not profit! #toopissedofftobeboughtoff #beasuperheroandgovote #voteformattdodson #votenm #workersoverbillionaires

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I’m in the market for good ideas, and eliminating state income tax for Californians making under $100,000 is a good idea. I sat down with @jonlovett.bsky.social to talk about my plans to lower costs and put thousands of dollar back in California families’ pockets.

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My relatives in bavaria

Konnor Griffin. 20 years old. 4-for-5. 3 runs scored. ⚾🔥 Pirates 7, Cardinals 0. 15 hits. Mlodzinski throws 5 shutout innings. Cardinals: 52% | Pirates: 28% www.basechaser.com basechaser.com/pirates-griffin-2026.html #basechaser

From the crowd - @E3b_Sentry

What I'm wearing to the Bluesky Christmas Party:

This is another example of the subservience of the MAGA cult. To be a MAGA member, you must ignore reality and say ridiculous shit like this fucking nimrod...

THAT'S HOW THEY WILL FORGE VIDEOS OF AMADEU'S FORGED CONFESSIONS, BUT ALSO VIDEOS OF SMOKING AND DRINKING

Alliance founding member & former Washington Governor Jay Inslee on how states & cities will keep moving forward to defeat climate change: “[The U.S. Climate Alliance] has reduced its emissions by 24% because of the local action we decided to take in our own jurisdictions.” #COP30

How Many Enemy Soldiers Can I Wipe Out With an AIRSTRIKE? ✈️💣 This Old School War Game lets you simulate and relive World War 1 and World War 2 🔥 Defend or Push Forward, YOU control it all 😎 Play on Steam: store.steampowered.com/app/2745870/... #newsteamgames #wargames #war #gaming #indie

Been so busy with commissions. Not complaining I'm super thankful. Wish I had more time to work on my game, but that's life😎 Here's a cool loop I've been working on for someone🎃 #gamedev #psx #retro #3d #art #commission #playstation #oc #creepy #creepypasta #yt #youtube #loop #lowpoly #bsky #ps1

Long COVID Awareness Day in Vancouver, Canada @cancovidsoc Visit longcovidtheanswers.com

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Young families should be able to afford a life here. I'm running so that our young people can afford a house by 30 as part of their Michigan Dream. To get that done, we need more people who know how to build things, and fewer career politicians, in office. Let's get to work.

Yes we thought you might be able to watch on the plane. Well tomorrow is going to be big - argh I don't think I can take it. 🤣😂

Get ready to transform your space with this iconic 8"x12" metal wall sign of Skeletor from "Masters of the Universe"! Perfect for adding a touch of nostalgia and humor. Only at SignJunky.com! 🏠✨ #Skeletor #SignJunky #LiveLaughLove #HomeDecor #WallArt #USAMade #MOTU #MastersoftheUniverse

ABS confirmed in #Yankees at #Athletics (Top 7). Jazz Chisholm Jr. challenged the called strike. Called strike confirmed. HP: Dan Iassogna | Upheld 38.5% (30/78). Later: Jazz Chisholm Jr. flies out sharply to center fielder Henry Bolte.

What could America do with 💰 $440B 💰 rather than pouring it into a 44% increase in military spending as the Trump admin would like? #TaxDay #Taxes

First Yoshi game since Tetris Attack to realize how good Yoshi’s Island enemy design was. Love these little guys.

The A Little Age Playtest will conclude in a few hours. 🌿Many thanks to everyone who played and gave feedback. It will help the game a lot! Stay tuned! We have plans for a new one in a few weeks. #IndieGame #CozyGames #CityBuilder

Paranormal Push! #mudrat #halfwayhauntedllc #seeyouintheshadows #musicbymudrat #paranormalpush

Thank you to the Sacramento County Office of Education for hosting such a powerful and meaningful ceremony for Japanese Americans who were incarcerated during World War II and denied their diplomas. [1/2]

Mitt Romney was right.

🌟 Rising star - first big conference for him, so give him an applause 👏! Hendrik Rogge presents a great #poster today at #EASLCongress about the 📊 prediction of circulatory failure in intensive-care #patients with liver #cirrhosis & #ACLF. 👉 #POSTER FRI-182, up until 17h @medblab.bsky.social

ALSO NEW IN THEATERS 🍿🎟️ DROP A MINECRAFT MOVIE WARFARE THE AMATEUR COLORFUL STAGE! THE MOVIE: A MIKU WHO CAN'T SING THE LUCKIEST MAN IN AMERICA A MAN AND A WOMAN (Re-Release) PRIDE AND PREJUDICE 20TH ANN. HELL OF A SUMMER SACRAMENTO GAZER WHEN FALL IS COMING A NICE INDIAN BOY #Filmsky #Moviesky

Good Tuesday $daCAT community. Relax and envision your future. 😼

We have a WCWS sprinkler delay, I gotta go to bed fix this

Why autistic people need more self-regulation and neuroaffirming self-care #autistic #neurodivergent #autisticburnout #neurodiversity #neurodivergentselfcare

Author: US Immigram @rhian1ife_shop What you need to know about phone 📱 searches at US airports and border crossings?#immigration #immigrant #news #foryour #USCIS

Tomorrow we Pride! Fifty-one years later the events that took place at The Stonewall Inn are still relevant. Pride is about more than being able to love who you desire openly. It is also about being able to freely express yourself&be safe while doing so. #StonewallUprising #RememberStonewall

A scandal around presumptive Democratic nominee Graham Platner is complicating Democrats' narrow path to flipping the Senate in a crucial race in Maine against Sen. Susan Collins. Dana Bash explains what she notices about Democrats' maneuvering around Platner's controversy. https://cnn.it/4dJ2dw3

🤫 Oregon’s tax landscape is a bargain for businesses...the debate about business taxes in Oregon too often sees taxes as a cost! 😎 Read our full analysis here: https://bit.ly/3PN7mtE #orpol #orleg #oregon #portland #taxbenefits

💢𝚴𝛆𝛋𝛒ός 𝛐 𝛐𝛅𝛈𝛄ός 𝛕𝛐𝛖 𝛕𝛂𝛏ί - 𝚮 𝛔𝛕𝛊𝛄𝛍ή 𝛕𝛈ς 𝛂𝛎ά𝛔𝛖𝛒𝛔𝛈ς 𝛕𝛐𝛖 𝛐𝛘ή𝛍𝛂𝛕𝛐ς 𝛂𝛑ό 𝛕𝛈 𝛉ά𝛌𝛂𝛔𝛔𝛂 𝛔𝛕𝛈𝛎 𝛑ύ𝛌𝛈 𝚬𝟒 Σύμφωνα με πληροφορίες από το ΕΚΑΒ, στο όχημα επέβαινε ο οδηγός, ο οποίος είναι νεκρός. Τα αίτια του δυστυχήματος διερευνώνται. 🎥Orange Press Agency #iefimerida #πειραιάς

Danijela Štajnfeld je upravo stigla i ušla u sud.

🤣🤣🤣 Die Ehefrau, die eine Kamera installierte, um ihren Mann vom Naschen abzuhalten – und die Reaktion ihres Mannes ist einfach genial. www.reddit.com/r/funnyvideo...