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"We're not choosing between worlds. We're choosing to save both." — The Emerald Signal of Oz, available now on Amazon for under $10.

Even the tough guys feel a little pain…

"No place is just anything. Not when it's on the way to where you're going." — The Emerald Signal of Oz, available now on Amazon for under $10.

I Have A Sinking Feeling you will Laugh

I wrote this story because some truths can only be told through impossible journeys. Memory isn't just what we remember—it's what remembers us.

Feeling a little tense? Watch this joke.

She remembers what never was. He forgets what always happened. Between them, the truth fractures into a thousand silver pieces.

Static tastes like copper and sounds like whispers. When the signal breaks through, reality shivers. Can you hear it calling your name?

Ancient symbols pulse beneath your fingertips. The circle closes. The ritual begins. Some doorways only open when the price is paid in memory.

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pt2. Now you have the context for the saga that is going to play out if I remembered to save it all. The Carmine Family Dramatics.

2 Navy Growler jets have collided at a flight show in Idaho in honor of America’s 250th anniversary. The 4 pilots ejected, and the jets crashed. No word on injuries. #ProudBlue #Idaho #NavyFlightShowCrash

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The very first guests arriving last night at Smiling Albino’s 25th Anniversary Celebration at Hualamphong, Bangkok’s 110 year old train station. #SA25

What an AWESOME brawl between FTR and Copeland/Cage, and that was just the opening match. When Christian finally reciprocated Copeland’s hug. I’m not crying, you’re crying 🥹🥹 AEW RULES. #AEW #AEWDoN

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Will you write down a New Year’s resolution? A resolution is when you resolve to either do or not do something. These can be very personal objectives. If you wish to share, I would love to read about them in the comments. #newyearsresolution #children #motivation #makebelieve

Photogrammetry emerges as the virtuoso behind a virtual Cabinet of Curiosities, where light and algorithms orchestrate an enchanting ballet between reality and the digital realm. It weaves a mesmerizing narrative by capturing intricate details, textures, and emotions, breathing life into inert ob...

Hands Off Rally in Missoula on April 5

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Happy Mar10-day! I’m playing around the Wii’s Virtual Console and I must say I’m quite impressed on Nintendo’s own emulator from 2006!

It’s Goat morning across the Caroline bridge to see Billy the bull

We cannot advocate for or tolerate violence. Like him or not, he had a right to be there, and his death is a horrible tragedy. This insane trend of violence in politics cannot be tolerated if we are to preserve our nation.

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🛜 #Iranian authorities partially restored #internet connectivity Tuesday after an almost three-month shutdown imposed against the backdrop of the war against Israel and the US. While home broadband connectivity was restored in some areas, mobile interenet remained largely blocked.

£78k for polygamy benefits. Shocking. £86m for the royals. Barely a headline. Both take our taxes. One we voted against. One we never voted for at all. Close loopholes. Abolish the crown. ✂️👑 #AbolishTheMonarchy

THIS GAME IS FOR YOU. YOU ARE THE TARGET AUDIENCE!

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Look I just needed a lil change, mebbe it was because I needed a bit of a shinies for a daily in where winds meet, or mebbe I just need me a big mac, either way its time to collect some shinies XD

GAME ON 👊

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The #SlowMarket on Saturday in Merida is one of our favorites. Friendly locals, many ex-pats, and ALL organic. We go here to meet up with an old friend, for homemade #Kombucha and the best #CinnamonRolls EVER! #MeridaMágico 🎶Music by #CCnDocMusic 🎶

📺 El doble de Junior Caminero trae la segunda carrera de los Rays.

Trump’s own director of the National Counterterrorism Center is jumping ship because he cannot support the U.S.’s military actions in Iran. Democrats and some Republicans agree that there was no imminent threat to the U.S. when Trump entered into this war of choice.

U.S. soybean farmers from $1.2 billion in Chinese exports—to ZERO. Trump promised lower prices & free childcare. He gets RICHER. We get Lies & losses. #FarmersDeserveBetter #TariffTrap #TrumpLied #RuralAmerica #EconomicJustice #SoybeanCrisis #TrumpWealth #BrokenPromises

Payloads delivered! 📦 The Auxiliary Propulsion Unit has worked non-stop during the separation of all 32 satellites.

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Videos like these let you hear the sound of nighttime in Ukrainian cities. This is Odesa tonight. Hundreds of Ukrainians live in every building you see some are hiding, trying to keep their children safe, while others just watch from their windows.

Teach your children history bec this (likely young) Black man doesn't seem to understand that Hitler only liked Aryans. Everyone else was inferior according to his philosophy & actions

This is the only 3 second clip you will ever need to explain why Trump did something or said something when you realize how simple he is - everything starts to make sense everyone is always trying to "explain" the reason he did something, how it hurts others blah blah blah he doesn't care

Morning! Today is day 14 straight days of dashing without a day off and I’m getting tired; vindication inthat accident where the woman hit me; rainy again today, I miss the sun; hope I don’t spill on myself like i probably will do lol

The Kino Lorber 4K looks fantastic, too. Man do I miss real explosions in movies. Can’t remember - @junkfoodcinema.bsky.social @crobertcargill.bsky.social you guys cover this?

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A Celebration of Global Connection — Everyone Welcome!

Trump is getting his ass kicked in this shutdown fight

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Not a single police force in America wears a mask. ICE should be no different. ICE is doing terrible things to Americans— that’s why they’re afraid to unmask. Unmask ICE today. @cnn.com

My accent sucks, but I gave it the ol college try as they say.😂😂

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Plouf ! Achetez AIRBUS, la qualité "Made in Europe" Plusieurs blessés parmi le personnel.😒

NewsInsideUkraine t.me/c/1966917236... A boat crew shoots down a Russian Shahed-136 kamikaze drone over the coast of Odesa using onboard weapons.

💥 Russia: The Ukrainian strikes on the Boikiy missile ship in Saint Petersburg even received a bonus of one Russian fascist eliminated. +1