armadillomagazine.co.uk has made #CrooksandNannies its Book 'o the week! "Short, silly… this book will have them rolling with laughter, suspicious of nannies everywhere and desperate to make their own slime. They will also want to read, reread and keep asking when the next installment is coming!"

I think we'd all agree that l've become a social media phenomenon. So, as the world stops to find more about my latest billion-selling book, I thought it was time to give something back. l've got an amazing offer for my 10,000th follower. #kidsbooks #crooksandnannies #booksky 💙📚

#crooksandnannies #kidsbooks #slime #parenting #parentinghacks 💙📚 #booksky Parents! Looking for a book to get your kids reading? Filled with slime and silliness- Crooks and Nannies from @candyjarbooks.bsky.social is what you need to help your kids to catch the reading bug! It's by Chris McGuire.

There’s so much #slime in #CrooksandNannies maybe it needs a #TriggerWarning? #onlyfoolsandhorses #trigger #booksky #kidsbooks #kidsauthor #funny #reluctantreaders www.waterstones.com/book/crooks-...

It's the perfect Christmas book for your kids. Starring The Raccoons- from the classic 80's cartoon this tale is full of festive fun! Join Bert Raccoon for a hilarious and Christmassy chapter book for 7+ readers #TheRaccoons #thechristmasraccoons #80snostalgia #christmasbook #classiccartoon #booksky

The big news is breaking! The slime sequel is out next month! The long awaited follow up to the hilarious Crooks and Nannies is funnier and slimier than the original! We'll be revealing the Crooks and Nannies Too cover soon! 💙 📚 #booksky #crooksandnanniestoo #slimesequel @candyjarbooks.bsky.social

Thanks to #partywithmythree for this amazing review of #crooksandnannies. Brilliant to see it does get kids reading! #kidsauthor #bookreview #reluctantreaders #booksky

A huge thank you to Leah and Hannah from #indiechildrensauthornetwork for the lovely things they said about #CrooksanndNannies in their amazing podcast "We wrote a book, now what?" It's available on YouTube now! #kidsbooks #indiechildrensauthornetwork #podcast #slime amzn.eu/d/0hTHyflQ 💙📚 #booksky

Parents relax! Crooks and Nannies was designed to get your 7+ kid reading! With silliness and slime it's almost too funny! #crooksandnannies #parents #ferrisbuellersdayoff #slime #kidsbooks #booksky www.waterstones.com/book/crooks-...

Great review from @nissa_thebookworm for #CrooksandNannies! #review #booksky #slime #funny www.instagram.com/nissa_the.bo...

Our Small Grants Scheme will open on Monday 20 April! 🗓️ Applicants will have 8 weeks to submit outline proposals 💷 Funding: between £500 and £15,000 ➡️ We particularly welcome proposals based on our Long-term vision and research that informs alcohol policy debates

#ArchieGEMMILL vs #netherlands, 1978 #worldcup #scotland #holland #football #footballnews #footballplayer #footballculture #fyp #bluesky #sport #sports

What Prolonged Eye Contact Does to Human Connection 👀 Just a few minutes of deep eye contact can create emotional closeness, even between strangers. Eyes connect hearts. 💫

Film: Three O'Clock High (1987) [PG-13] Studio: Universal Pictures Character: Mr. O'Rourke Actor: John P. Ryan Director: Phil Joanou Screenwriters: Richard Christian Matheson & Tom Szollosi Timestamp: 1:20:37 cinematicfbombs.com/2026/02/03/1...

I think I need more variations of the little shell guys Ones that throw things, ones that jump, etc. I might make all enemies harder to destroy, but have them re-spawn much less often🤔 Balance is tough to figure out #indiedev #pixelart #indiegames

Legislation to be put forward for $400M Ballroom #news #politics #trump #economy

During a press conference on the war with Iran, Defense Secretary Hegseth and General Caine were asked about reports of "kamikaze dolphins" in the Strait of Hormuz.

Applications for the Preschool Open Doors program start on Friday, May 29, for the upcoming school year. Learn more: https://www.khon2.com/local-news/preschool-open-doors-hawaii/ 

Gooood morning! Mets beat the Marlins this time? NOPE Yankees?! Rained out! Carolina? Won in OT! Does anyone care?! Absolutely not! Knicks are up 3-0 to a very good Cavaliers team. 10 straight playoff wins! Enjoy the rainy Sunday everyone!

Caption “From pacifier to power... the dark side begins 🤣”

WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT SEX? 📕THE FACTS ABOUT SEX by Marlow Stevens Read for Free on Kindle Unlimited www.amazon.com/dp/B0G64WGMQ5 #Bookstagram, #selfhelpbooks, #books, #booktok, #sexbook, #BookReview, #shortsfeed,

#diddy #combs #explore #fyp #BreakingNewsUSA Full story: https://jqjo.com/2026-05-15/us/Crime%20%26%20Law/fr/bs/Sean-Diddy-Combs-officiellement-privé-de-la-Clé-de-New-York-suite-au-choc-de-la-vidéo/1277295

Eles chegando de carrinho mds 🤭 #BTS_WORLDTOUR_ARIRANG #BTS_WORLDTOUR_ARIRANG_LASVEGAS_D2

There’s no doubting who we’re gonna miss more in terms of winning games for us but this lad is gonna leave a huge hole in and around the club that’s hard to fill,a proper character! I’ll See you lot tomorrow,night reds #LFC #YNWA 💜💚❤️

What do you WANT motherfucker?!? Can't you see I'm looking for ants? @badgercult.bsky.social

NEWS: Pac-Man is getting a brand-new animated series premiering on YouTube named Pac-Man: Snack Breaks! Developed by the folks at Cartuna, this monthly installment will see Pac-Man (voiced by Mike Cefalo) embark on "a-MAZE-ing" adventures and meet a cast of colorful characters along the way!

Protest time in Lawrence, Kansas

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Barbers… your content is FREE advertising. 💈 Every fade. Every trim. Every transformation. That’s content. But most barber shops never post consistently… Then wonder why bookings are slow.

"Trafalgar Square has been used by Sikhs, Christians and Jews - it is literally our public square." Yet when Muslims pray there, Shadow Justice Sec Nick Timothy calls it an 'act of domination'. Does the right of politics have a problem uniquely with Muslims?

The 7th Spring School in Synthetic Biology (SSSB), addressing advances in systems and synthetic biology, from basic science to applications and AI-driven approaches, has come to an end. Organized by the SNS with Unipi, Unict and EBRI, and funded by the PNRR (MERITA). #syntheticbiology

Another Weird Week March(into)Madness Edition

Doherty says the government doesn’t do anything about crime. Ramsay lists the government’s tough on crime bills. #QP

W! The #Canes have done it again in overtime. Tonight, it's Sebastian Aho tipping home an Andrei Svechnikov shot. They take Game 3 by a score of 3-2 and claim a 2-1 series lead. A well-deserved victory after outshooting Montreal 38-12.

Me every time I hear or read the words “Jeff Probst”:

Max Blumenthal says that Tucker Carlson deserves the Nobel Peace Prize.

CryptidBoyz - Riddle Jokes #jokes #cryptidboyz

RT @JomboyMedia: Legendary coach ends his career arguing a game-ending pitch clock violation

Wooo! We made it through another week! Rocky says "relax" and "if I fits, I sits!". #Caturday

No. 4 scores goal no. 5 🚨

@cnn.com you do know #rickscott STOLE from Florida’s Healthcare fund. 1.7 Billion fraud. Stop platforming crooks #truthmatters #fascismkills

🛰️ When satellites and spent rocket stages break up in our atmosphere they leave a layer of lithium pollution in their wake, say international researchers buff.ly/pzgnTz7 #science #sciencenews #research #stem #facts #knowledge #sciencefacts #spacejunk

This video had me bawling. These kids worked their @sses off to graduate & this trash administrator announces that there was a glitch because by an AI reader. She isn't going to read the every single kid's name? She isn't gonna do anything to make it right? WTAF! I'D HAVE RUSHED THE STAGE! YOU?

FBI Hunted Bigfoot: The Shocking Truth Revealed #fbi #bigfoot

The tail is stuffed, the base has been installed, ready to close up and it’s good to go ✨

Watch Morning Minute feat. WPR's @anyavw.bsky.social & WisPolitics.com's @jrrosswrites.bsky.social discussing a "setback" in modernizing #Wisconsin's #unemployment system. -Full program: wiseye.org/2025/08/08/r... -Subscribe: wiseye.org/newsletters #WisconsinEye #wipolitics

Where did they park their DeLoreans?

Minnesota just demolishes Carla Leite with screens off the ball (cross-matched onto McBride, double pindown, three) and on the ball (point of attack defender, Phee screen-and-roll, bucket). Quick hook.

HE’S BACK!!! LE CHAMPION!!! THE DEMOGOD!!! THE LEARNING TREE!!! CHRIS JERICHO!!! #chrisjericho #aew #dynamite #aewdynamite #wrestlesky #wrestling #wrestlingalldayallnight

🗣️"I don't think it's a penalty." ❌ The Match of the Day panel agree that Arsenal shouldn't have been awarded a spot-kick during extra time in the Champions League final 🤝

Friends, Senator Bernie Sanders said it better than anyone:

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This year's theme for Women’s History Month is Leading the Change: Women Shaping a Sustainable Future, seeking to celebrate women's sustainability efforts. Share your book recommendations here. ucl-global.libwizard.com/f/WomensHist...

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Brazil [3]-1 Panama - Rayan 53'

Former intel official: What is the intent of Bill Pulte's appointment? If you take your number one attack dog and you put him in charge of the 17 agencies that collect the most sensitive secrets, what would that mean in the hands of someone who is known as a political targeter?

The city night view is just as beautiful as a field of blooming flowers. In the unseen darkness, we get to enjoy what's visible. #Citynightview #Beautifulscenery #AerialViewofChina #Wuhan

☠️ #JewishTerrorists again came near the homes of Umm Al-Khair and cut down a garden fence. Residents are reporting ongoing damage to property and continued pressure on the community. #UmmAlKhair #StopJewishTerror Our dearest friend from the village, Eid Suleman. Our hearts break anew each day 💔🧵

Fuel hysteria covers the regions of the 🇷🇺 Fed. & the territories. Due to 🇺🇦 strikes on logistics - a huge shortage of PPM. In some regions, a limit of 20l. per car, in some coupons have been introduced, which are not enough. There are queues at gas stations of 100-300 cars #Ukraine #Russia 🎥:Locals