Toda la chavalería salmantina salió ayer Lunes de Aguas a comer hornazo a la orilla del río para recibir a las putas. Es nuestro Coachella. No me equivoco si os digo que amamos esta fiesta.

Yo creo que el premio a la definición más clara de “hasta el coño” se lo llevan las mujeres mahoríes. A sus pies.

Me llama un marca para hacer una colaboración pagada. Yo super digna, bueno yo no soy creadora de contenido, pero el proyecto me gusta porque blablabá. También yo cuando aprueban el presupuesto:

Fijaos que tengo al mismísimo conde de Downtown abbey en casa. Tiene la puerta abierta, solo tiene que meter el hocico y salir porque sabe que viene alguien, pero si yo no le abro la puerta no sale a recibir. No es mérito mío, os diré. Es un jubileta de la ONCE.

Bueno ya os lo puedo enseñar. Aquí van las esculturas que he hecho para los Premios de Música Folk de Castilla y León. Mejor con sonido. 🔊

He estado haciendo pruebas para dar un curso de paper clay de porcelana. Piezas de 1 mm de grosor que sorprendentemente salen vivas del horno y se convierten en translúcidas. Aquí dos muestras sin cocer todavía.

Decimos del trabajo de cuidar pandas, pero la de quitarle el polvo al Guernica está también entre las primeras profesiones fantasía del planeta.

Jajajaja, ma encantao.

Ahora me he dado cuenta que el término colapsar a lo mejor no se entiende. Esto es colapsar, la pieza se retuerce y se enrosca sobre si misma y hay que empezar de cero.

Queda inaugurada la temporada de piscina por el Ministro de aguas.

Allow yourself to feel something God has for you in worship #eyesonjesus #church #revival #worship #worshipmusic

Enjoy this moment of zen 😌

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Happy Friday, Travelers! There is a lot of construction starting tonight through the weekend. Download the @wsdot.wa.gov app to help you plan ahead. AM commute times. Everett>Seattle: 28 min (27 HOV) Fed Way>Bellevue: 29 min (24 HOV) SeaTac>Seattle: 16 min (13 HOV) More: wsdot.com/travel/real-...

#VisibilityBrigade #virginia #democracy #election #ballroom #rights #dday #gas @visibilitybrigade.bsky.social @rosaliewong.bsky.social @jesscraven101.bsky.social @emmatk.bsky.social @hcrichardson.bsky.social #jimcrow #midterms #impeach #war #boycott #fascism #billionaires #vote #swamp

BREAKING NEWS (from the Land of Make-Believe): Trump says secret military facilities are being built under the White House ballroom, and the ballroom is a “shield.” Right.

No masks. No secret police. No warrantless raids. If you’re enforcing the law, identify yourself. Turn on the body cams. Get a real warrant. #TX33 #ImWithJulie

So like... How does Metallica have fans? Lars can't play drums and Kirk acts like he's never heard the music he wrote

As part of the Canadian delegation to the Parliamentary Assembly of the Council of Europe in Strasbourg last week, I rose in the Assembly to speak about the growing impact of AI on digital copyright. #cdnpoli #MPChiNguyen #SpadinaHarbourfront

Así es como los #extraterrestres harán realmente el primer contacto con la #humanidad www.msn.com/en-gb/money/... #Battleships #firefight #Galactica #Conqueror #Warlords #Nodebate #Combat #Orion #Alnitak #Alnilam #Mintaka #Losangeles #cityofangels #Concept #Illustration #Character

Good Morning Besties! Happy Monday Starting the new week with a fresh layout which never hurts to do once in awhile. I hope y’all have an amazing day! Stay hydrated, ILYSM, and Garbage is still Garbage ❤️🩵🫶 P.S. Happy Birthday Sabrina Carpenter!

The market near the "Lukyanivska" metro station is completely engulfed in flames💔💔😭😭

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Released On This Day (4/10/1990): Public Enemy’s Fear of a Black Planet #releasedonthisday #publicenemy #fearofablackplanet #hiphop #rap #classichiphop #classicrap #oldschoolhiphop #oldschoolrap #vinyl #vinylcollection #vinylcollector #vinylcommunity #vinylrecords #music

Welcome to Jurassic Park 😂 Should I be concerned a scout van is here? #jurassicpark #dinosaur #funnyvideo #reels

Happy Friday! 😂

Good morning, Argent! Happy Thursday! It’s almost sunrise here, thank you for the cool music to start my day.

🎥 EDGE VIZ (tracking data): Cale Makar scores for the Colorado Avalanche on a wrist shot (14:12 remaining in the the 2nd period). #GoAvsGo

Die SPD ist irgendwo zwischen Mindestlohn, Entenpastete, Döner für drei Euro und Naziwahn verloren gegangen.

A child was rescued from the rubble of a residential building in Burj al-Shemaly, southern Lebanon, following an Israeli strike moments ago.

⭐️ V-Stars ⭐️ I love @nanaruultaru.bsky.social Small Indie Vtuber News it's really uplifting and so I want to uplift them!  #MilkClubMedia || #VStars

No contract, no FIFA! Hotel workers, UNITE HERE members, demonstrating today, as the 76th FIFA Congress meets at the Vancouver Convention Centre. "Against global sporting event exploitation and the affordability crisis faced by the workers who make these events possible."

Fmr. Navy Commander Jason Knapp: “We seem to be claiming victory and yet then going right back into the same battle space to reassert those same battles all over again.” Trump keeps declaring Iran’s military “destroyed,” even as the U.S. launches new strikes. Declaring victory doesn’t make it true.

Anti-ICE art leads to teacher suspension, students speak out #midwestagendaartnews #censorship #freespeech #governmentfunding #panhandleslim

The Piedmont Raging Grannies 🔥

Minneapolis and Minnesota general strike today. Spread word and organize yourself so you can be there for the general strike in your city. #news #politics #minnesota #minneapolis #strike

4 people were injured, 2 of whom are in critical condition, in a russian drone strike on Odesa in broad daylight. The terrorist state intentionally targets civilians. Help protect innocent people from heinous attacks: u24.gov.ua/sky-defense?...

Alerta en Canadá: Con más de 755 mezquitas, grupos musulmanes están bloqueando las principales calles del país para realizar sus oraciones.

Chase Burns getting sunflower seeds thrown at him throughout his chat with the Fox broadcast booth.

Trump and his crew are probably upset the food isn't Americanized enough for them right now.

BBC News offers us a "good" Israeli in ex-general Matan Vilnai, who opposes Netanyahu's Gaza "occupation" plan. Vilnai, as deputy defence minister in 2007, proposed committing a "Shoah" in Gaza – the Hebrew word for the Nazi Holocaust. Looks like Vilnai got his way.

“Never Again” was meant as a warning to future generations. Yet as authoritarianism, propaganda, nationalism, and attacks on democratic institutions rise again, many around the world are increasingly viewing the U.S. under Trump with caution — fearing history’s lessons are being ignored. #Democracy

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Whale Hunt! An old Shuji Kondo favorite recently used by Brick Savage at #GCW #effybgb and Buddy Matthews in both his WWE run and AEW, it's essentially a wrist clutch olympic slam bsky.app/profile/lett...

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𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗺𝗼𝘀𝘁 𝗽𝗼𝘄𝗲𝗿𝗳𝘂𝗹 𝗲𝗺𝗽𝗶𝗿𝗲 𝗶𝗻 𝗵𝗶𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗿𝘆 𝗱𝗶𝗱𝗻'𝘁 𝗳𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝗶𝗻 𝗮 𝘄𝗮𝗿. 𝗜𝘁 𝗰𝗼𝗹𝗹𝗮𝗽𝘀𝗲𝗱 𝗳𝗿𝗼𝗺 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗶𝗻𝘀𝗶𝗱𝗲 — 𝗼𝗻 𝗖𝗵𝗿𝗶𝘀𝘁𝗺𝗮𝘀 𝗗𝗮𝘆. 🎄 𝗔𝗳𝗴𝗵𝗮𝗻𝗶𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗻 𝗯𝗿𝗼𝗸𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗶𝗿 𝗺𝗶𝗹𝗶𝘁𝗮𝗿𝘆. 𝗖𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗻𝗼𝗯𝘆𝗹 𝗯𝗿𝗼𝗸𝗲

this was also my favorite thing i made for the game

Peoples support only goes so far. #etiquette #mannermatters #betterlife #worldcup #iceman

Meanwhile in Colorado the Republican candidate for governor is quite something… #VictorMarx 🥺

This randomly popped into my head and had to revisit this moment lol 🤣🤣🤣

We were honored to fulfill a custom engraving request from the City of Crystal Police Department (MN) with these 20oz Polar Camel tumblers. #customengraved #customengraving #engravedtumblers #engravedtumbler #policegifts #engravedpolicetumbler #engravedpolicetumblers

Te necesitas, de Magdalena Sánchez Blesa. Me lo ha enviado mi madre y me apetecía compartir un fragmento. #Buendomingo

Source #Japan #Nippon

Author: Alpacasews @alpacasews Am I crashing out? Or am I just sleepy, to be determined Edit: artist is Tammie L. Dupuis !

The Raging Grannies in Harrisonburg, VA today. What a great group of Patriots! #resist #goodtrouble #raginggrannies #declinethe6th @bethmacy.bsky.social

‘The boyhood fan living the dream’ (Sport Bible) #Arsenal #ArsenalParade #Gunners #AFC #EPL #EPLChampions

Can Spencer Pratt become LA mayor?