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So wirst du BFF von #DonaldTrump! 6 Livehacks für deutsche Kanzler, Ärger mit dem amerikanischen Präsidenten zu verhindern: 1. Rede so wenig wie möglich! Es ist eine #Trumpshow. 2. Wenn du redest, lobe ihn! 3. Bestätige ihn in seinem Redefluss konsequent durch Nicken! 4. Lache über seine Witze! ⬇️

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