Ass-Dur (Dominik und Florian Wagner) Die flachen sind die besten.

Leider spricht ein Ruprecht Polenz nicht für die Union, sondern Leute wie Spahn, Klöckner, Linnemann, Ploss, de Vries, Ostermann und Co. Döpfners und Gotthardts Schmierfinken stecken jedem Rechtsausleger das Mikro bis zum Anschlag in den Hals.

King Markus frisst zwar nicht mehr, findet aber immer wieder neue Möglichkeiten, sich durch seine Egomanie der Lächerlichkeit preiszugeben. Der Clip ist echt! "markus.soeder: Mein Name ist Markus Söder, aber man nennt mich auch...

Der Troll von WeLD ist begeistert. 🤗 #Schmierfinkentum

Döpfner gibt sich alle Mühe, mit seinem verkommenen #Schmierfinkentum NIUS zu toppen. "Ich bin die Ricarda Lang des Journalismus." Mit Journalismus hat der Troll schon lange nichts mehr zu tun. @ricardalang.eurosky.social sollte sich gegen diese Beleidigung wehren.

Christoph "Frittenfett" Ploss macht mächtig Stimmung, ausnahmsweise nicht bei NIUS, sondern bei Phoenix und sogar 2x beim NIUS-Klon WeLD-TV. Der Lobbybums Wirtschaftsrat fordert die völlige Abschaffung. 🤔 Welchen Bezug hat Ploss zu hart arbeitenden Menschen?

Christoph #Ploss, der #NIUS -Star der CDU aus Reiches Lobbybums hat seinen grossen Tag.

Ein Schnuller käme mir beim Ulf als letztes in den Sinn. 🤣 Es gibt eine wunderbare Poschardt-Parodie von Tobias Mann, in der er keift und geifert. Doch Poschardt übertrifft die Parodie bei weitem.

Habe nur ich ein Störgefühl, wenn ich den Burschen höre? #Spahn

Statt wie üblich zu #NIUS und #Springer hat es der CDU-Gender- und Frittenfettbeauftragte Christoph #Ploss sogar ins richtige Fernsehen (Kontraste) geschafft. Neuerdings ist er als NGO-Sachverständiger unterwegs. Der rechte Republik21-Bums ist natürlich von seiner Kritik ausgenommen.

BREAKING：Iran’s response to Trump’s proposal given to Pakistan [Edit] Iran responds to U.S. proposal to end the war, Iranian state media says. MS NOW contributor Inzamam Rashid has the latest. May 10, 2026 www.ms.now/ali-velshi/w... Ali Velshi

Good morning! 🥐 Leave yesterday's melancholy behind. A fresh brew and a new sunrise can completely change your perspective. ☕️🇫🇷 "Art is not what you see, but what you make others see." — Edgar Degas 🧰 Created in @ImagineArt_X #GoodMorning #Impressionism #Degas #FreshStart #ParisianCafe

Les USA ne sont pas prêt de céder ! Jean-Marc Jancovici - KEDGE Business School - 11/03/2024 #Jancovici #planete #écologie #climat

NATO Military Chief Giuseppe Cavo Dragone: We cannot think about a European army. It’s an oxymoron — ornonsense.

This is so bad. Who else is sick and tired of Donald Trump’s waste, fraud, and abuse? He doesn’t give a shit about anybody except himself and his rich buddies. The federal budget and our tax dollars are just his personal burn pile.

Superman games never turn out well.

Never design cereal bags with the in the middle but not reaching the sides or the top resealable part like these ever again The ones already out should be recalled to the resealable top part factory and have them fixed You can't pour cereal nicely out the sides because of the gaps they get stuck --

Jesse Watters: "Once Bessent and Lutnick and Rubio get into a room with all of these guys and knock their heads together, we're getting Greenland."

Virginia - early voting starts tomorrow! Just like California's Prop 50 which was approved by 65% of voters, Virginia is trying to keep the balance in Congress. Trump needs to cheat the Midterms. Prevent Trump from stealing Democratic seats! #VirginiaIsForVotingYes

Was the punishment for Southampton's spying scandal fair? Or was it too harsh? 🤔 We look at the fallout from the scandal, and how it'll impact the future of #CanMNT striker Cyle Larin, on OneSoccer Direct ▶️ https://youtu.be/oNxi284C5g0

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SXSW… and what a day!! 🤠✨📚So much fun signing copies of BRAVE-ish today at The Female Quotient Lounge! I loved meeting so many incredible people taking photos, and having conversations about bravery, travel, reinvention, and making your own map. 🤠📚✨ Austin, you’ve been amazing. More tomorrow!

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Good Wednesday morning, friends!! Enjoy this mornings giggle! "...Catch the bouquet at the funeral" I almost had coffee coming out my nose on that one🤣 Have a day, y'all! #SheShed #JimmyKimmel

Here’s a #MondayMorningMinute with #nature here on #WorldBeeSanctuary. Take a moment. #pause Go do some #good. Have the best week you can. If you’re not having a good week - tell someone. And if someone tells you - Listen. Really #listen. #mentalhealth #wellbeing #cowparsley #monday #peace #love

does anyone else do this thing where they just hit the mash notes like this sometimes, idk how else to describe it but to show you lol

SON OF A BITCH! That's not a word, you fucksticks. You sound like a bunch of uneducated morons...

Bonnaroo wristbands are starting to ship!

We can't keep up with the amount of red cards in the NWSL this season 💀🟥

JP Morgan’s threat exposes the flaw in Britain’s economic model. Private investment only flows into already wealthy areas. For 40 years, deprived coastal and post-industrial towns have seen no private investment. The UK needs rebalancing. #r4today #BBCBreakfast #GMB #Skynews

Trump appears to threaten Oman over Strait of Hormuz #donaldtrump #us #iran #oman #straitof #news #curiosfellow

CNN Host: So far in 2026, US measles cases are 1,748… 2024 it was only 285.

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Should we be worried? A new global economic warning from Canada's top banker, the Blue Jays get the credit for a big profit jump at Rogers, new job cuts in the auto sector, and Canada's most livable cities...in your Jan 29 edition of Canada's Business Beat.

Released on this day in 1958 was the sci-fi/ horror film, 'Attack of the 50 Foot Woman'. Starring Allison Hayes, William Hudson, and Yvette Vickers, a wealthy heiress grows into a giantess, complicating her marriage which is already troubled by a philandering husband. #OnThisDay

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Why Yoga is the Ultimate Shield As the AI revolution changes our world, how do we stay grounded and independent?

Under Positano’s azure skies, an Italian hunk must choose between living forever and saving his family from the mafia & its deadliest allies. “Lucca’s Return” is available through Amazon at: www.amazon.com/dp/B0C4KC91HY #thriller #WritingCommunity #vampire #vampireromance #SFF #lgbtq #BookSky 📚💙

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Blue Origin’s new glenn rocket exploded on the launch pad at the Cape Canaveral Space Force Station

Welcome to Dumbfuckistan #Southpark

At #TTDC26, WRI Africa’s Emmerentian Mbabazi emphasized the importance of integrated transport, which links different modes of travel to active and micro-mobility to increase access to opportunities and reduce emissions. Learn more 🚶 transformingtransportation.org

I loved this interaction 😂 #AEWDynamite

Did you know the BMI was never designed for modern healthcare? Maria Pendolino explains how a formula created in the 1800s, based only on white Belgian men, continues to shape who receives care today. Watch the full conversation on Everything You Know About Disability Is Wrong out now.

BREAKING: New footage shows Frontier jet hitting trespasser during takeoff at Denver International Airport in Colorado.

Make it! #mudrat #halfwayhauntedllc #seeyouintheshadows #funny #paranormal

Microsoft's May Patch Tuesday fixed two wormable Windows flaws an unauthenticated attacker can ride straight through enterprise networks. The Netlogon bug (CVE-2026-41089) compromises domain controllers without any user interaction. A DNS Client bug is rated equally critical.

Did you all know that Costco hasn’t raised their hot dogs 🌭 prices at the Food court since the beginning of the Covid pandemic 2020 🤭

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Learn why women are talking about the award-winning women's #empowerment show Women Road Warriors with Shelley Johnson and Kathy Tuccaro. Listen to us on Apple, Spotify, or wherever you listen to podcasts. Or check us out @ www.womenroadwarriors.com #Podcasts #women #TalkShow

State police have joined ICE at Delaney Hall Concentration Camp in New Jersey, as the mayor declares a curfew around the facility. "Less than lethal" rounds are being deployed by the NJ State Police at the protestors. Many are injured and unable to reach medical support.

Tomorrow is Primary Election Day. If you haven’t voted yet, get to the polls before 8 PM and vote Lux on the Democratic ballot. No dark money. No smear campaigns. Just a working-class campaign ready to show up for Montana. #primary #luxformontana #workingfortheworkingclass #politics #montana

Murphy to Markwayne Mullin: "The NJ Dept of Health filed a lawsuit asking for access to Delaney Hall bc they have in fact been denied access. So it doesn't appear lack of violations is due to a finding the conditions are sufficient. Does that change your assessment of whether you've done enough?"

sooooooo, I got married!

Lots of winning.

Schneetief #LEONIE kommt! Aufgepasst und dwd.de Warnungen gecheckt!

EN CUAJIMALPA | "Se solicita apoyo en la zona de la navidad el agua está subiendo mucho a la altura dl cortijo @C5_CDMX @UCS_GCDMX @Bomberos_CDMX", postea isela Epig. @0303Isela 8:40 p.m. 01 junio 26